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Kim Kardashian: I Didn’t Forget North West in a Hotel!

Earlier today, footage that seemed to show Kim Kardashian forgetting her daughter in a Paris hotel surfaced online. Kim Kardashian Leaves North West in Hotel! In the clip we see Kim leave the building looking stylish in what appears to be a moth-eaten sweatsuit. She walks up to the van that’s waiting for her outside, and a brief OMFG look flashes across her face before she heads back inside and emerges with Nori, who’s dressed in her finest biker gang attire. Naturally, Kim was less than thrilled with being called a negligent mother by the entire Internet, so she took to Twitter to clear her name: “Heard on the radio today some story I forgot my daughter at our hotel as I’m leaving for the airport,” Kim tweeted. “Are you kidding me?!?!?! LOL. I went to the car to make sure the car seat was in because the day before we had a car seat issue.” “Do u guys really think a 1 year old would be inside the lobby by herself? Oh wait she was waiting to check out lol.” Kim was tackled by a comedian just days earlier and it’s gotta be rough to have your every move as a parent scrutinized by the media, but even so, we’re calling shenanigans on the car seat excuse. Here’s why: First of all, Kim stands in front of the open car door and looks around for several seconds. It certainly takes her a while to determine whether or not the car seat is there, and doesn’t that seem like something she would send someone else to do for her, anyway? Second, Kim takes off her coat, as though she’s getting ready to get into the car. Not the sort of thing you do if you’re planning to immediately walk back inside. Various comment board detectives have claimed that the bodyguard in the video can be heard saying, “She isn’t here.” We can’t substantiate that, but it certainly does look like a moment of genuine panic and confusion has been caught on video. Obviously, no harm was done. The situation was quickly sorted out and the kid was probably in the care of a nanny or someone else on Kim’s staff. All we’re saying is – the car seat story sounds like BS. Kim passed up a golden opportunity to earn the respect of millions of moms by just saying, “Look, I messed up. Raising a kid is tough.” Unfortunately, she’s so used to the scripted, E! network version of her life that lying to maintain the facade is probably her first instinct. 20 Totally Adorable North West Photos 1. Morning, Kim and Nori! It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

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Friday Preciousness: Aston Kutcher & Mila Kunis Share First Photo Of Their Newborn Daughter Wyatt

Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis Share First Photo Of Newborn Daughter Wyatt Crazy in love Hollyweird couple Mila Kunis and her fiance Ashton Kutcher welcomed their baby daughter Wyatt into the world earlier this week and now the proud papa himself is giving the internet a glimpse at his new little bundle. Ashton teased fans by posting the following message , which included this photo of six “babies” earlier today: Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world. May your life be filled with wonder, love, laughter, health, happiness, curiosity, and privacy. Can you guess which one is ours, or does it really matter? All babies are cute. -Ashton Hit the flip for a look at the photos Ashton posted, including the one that’s actually a photo of his new baby girl Wyatt.

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Jesus Take The Wheel: ISIS Terrorists Behead British Hostage Alan Henning

This is horrific … ISIS Beheads Alan Henning ISIS has beheaded yet another hostage, this time British aid worker Alan Henning. This is the FOURTH beheading by the Islamic State terrorist group. The New York Daily News reports : A new Internet video released Friday purportedly shows the beheading of another innocent British hostage by Islamic State terrorists. The horrific clip of Alan Henning marked the fourth ISIS video showing the savage death of a Western hostage — two from the United States and two from Britain. Henning, a 47-year-old former taxi driver, was kidnapped last December while working in an aid convoy crossing into Syria from Turkey. His wife has begged ISIS for Henning’s release. The video ended ominously with an ISIS terrorist threatening another man identified as an American citizen. The gruesome tape appeared shot in the same style as the three prior beheadings, although its authenticity was not immediately confirmed by U.S. or British officials. How horrible is this???? When does it end???

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Kate Gosselin: I Just Gotta Make a Living! Who Cares About Fame?!

Kate Gosselin acknowledges that there could be worse ways to make a living, but says that’s all she’s trying to do with the return of Kate Plus 8 to TV. In other words, stop calling her a fame whore already! Kate Gosselin: 31 Photos of a Terrible Mother 1. That Kate Gosselin Look Doesn’t it just make you a little bit ill? Yes, we thought so. If there were another way to earn enough to feed those eight mouths, she says, “I would be on an island, and so would they. You would never hear from us again.” Hmm. Anyone wanna start a Kickstarter page?! All kidding aside, the return of Kate Plus 8 to TLC this winter, she says is “just my life and cameras are there … I understand this because I landed on TV somehow.” “This is just part of that. I look at it as [my job] and the kids are with me,” she adds. “They run in and out of the frame, and we go to cool places sometimes.” As for someone who might share those adventures with them? “He needs to be made of titanium. Steel doesn’t cut it anymore. Yeah, sorry,” she shrugs of criteria she looks for in a man she might want to date? Listening, Steve Neild ? Taking notes somewhere, man? Given the constant drama that surrounds her, be it custody fights or Kate Gosselin plastic surgery rumors, someone would need a strong spine indeed. And a strong stomach, so as not to be physically ill. Kate Gosselin & Steve Neild: Her Bodyguard and More? 1. Kate Gosselin and Steve Neild Photo Are Kate Gosselin and Steve Neild dating? We wouldn’t necessarily assume so … but we wouldn’t write off the possibility either. It’s been quite the fall from grace for ol’ Jon and Kate. They used to be one of the reasons to watch TV. Then they were one of the reasons to read gossip sites. Then they were so irritating, no one could take it anymore. Fast forward a few years and he’s waiting tables to ends meet, still hating on her occasionally and you’ll be able to watch TV online and see her again soon. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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Kanye West Had a Crush on KOURTNEY Kardashian?!?!

As a human being who lives on planet Earth, you’ve probably heard by now that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are married . The wedding was apparently the fulfillment of a lifelong dream for Yeezy, as posts written by the rapper for his old website Kanye Universe City reveal that he’s always wanted to marry a Kardashian – any Kardashian! Well, any Kardashian except Khloe. Sure, Kanye wrote the occasional ode to Kim’s booty , but she wasn’t the only member of the K clan that Yeezus had his sights on. In 2008, back when ‘Ye was still famously screaming at the Internet in all-caps rants on a regular basis, he posted a nude photo of Kim (they’ve always been easy to come by) and made her his “Girl of the Week.” This was long before they ever met, so it’s kinda cool that just six years later they’re married with a one-year-old daughter. Unfortunately, there’s more to the story: A few months after the 2008 post, Yeezy posted a photo of a semi-naked Kourtney  Kardashian and dubbed her his Girl of the Week. Yes, Kourtney won the coveted title more recently than Kim! That’s almost as awkward as it’ll be in 12 years when when North discovers that her mom’s sex tape is all over the Internet! We don’t know if Kim knew about the blog post before, but if not, ‘Ye might be sleeping on the obnoxiously expensive couch for a while. 39 Kute and Kuddly Kimye Photos 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless!

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Jeff Garlin: Totally Grossed Out by Selena Gomez!

Jeff Garlin finds Selena Gomez to be totally disgusting.  But, wait, allow the actor to explain… The veteran actor is best known to many for his roles on such hits as Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development and The Goldbergs, but did you know he played Selena’s uncle on The Wizards of Waverly Place? So Garlin knew Selena long before Justin Bieber and long before she got down and dirty in Spring Breakers and here’s what he had to say about the 22-year old: Jeff Garlin on Sexy Selena Gomez: EWWW! “I worked with her for three years and I love her… But then I see her sexualized… I saw Spring Breakers and I’m by myself in the theater, and I couldn’t have felt dirtier. I went to go see her work, and her work was great. But the thing is, when I see her sexualized, I look at her and I look at Ariana Grande , both beautiful girls. “Really beautiful girls. But they have baby fat. They look like kids. Great bikini shots of Selena Gomez ? I don’t go there. I see the thing, but I see those chubby cheeks. She’s a kid. This is disgusting, that it’s happening so young.” Garlin made sure to clarify that he’s not a prude about these things normally, even adding that he “f-cking loves women.” He just believes one should maybe wait until one it a bit older before one shows so much skin. “I’m not like clean-cut Johnson. Maybe it’s because I know [Gomez] intimately. It’s like she’s young, she’s a kid,” Garlin said. “It didn’t happen 30 years ago… I’ll blame the internet.” Sorry, man. But you may not want to click through the following pictures in that case. 15 Sizzling Selena Gomez Photos 1. Selena Gomez: Sheer in Italy We’re in Italy here with Selena Gomez. And we’re big fans of what the singer is wearing!

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Teabagging Video of the Day

My friends over at MyPakage , the best underwear you can buy on the internet…if not the planet…put together this tea party video that is pretty fucking genius…probably probably one of the best underwear viral videos in the history of underwear videos.. It’s called TeaBaggging, and a bunch of ladies have an sleazy Tea Party, after getting excited by the mail man delivering his “Pakage” … Clever and amazing…now if only there was an unrated version with more labia…you know the kind of labia you’d want to invest in underwear to not humiliate yourself when you finally get the chance to have sex… You see, my soiled, ripped, discoloured underwear don’t impress….but in my defence, I pay the girls I have sex with -so they have to deliver regardless… Get you own pair so you can scream at girls to “ Lick MyPakage “…. Right…

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Take North West to Paris Fashion Show, World Weeps For Nori’s Future

Today in “Ugh, that sounds like something that would do” news, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West took their 14-month-old daughter to the Balenciaga runway show at Paris Fashion Week. We’re not sure to what to make of pics like the one above, but we can only assume little Nori smiled at someone wearing Crocs, or committed some other unforgivable offense, because no kid deserves this. In a recent interview, Kim said she’ll never spank North , but that doesn’t mean she’s not capable of terrible parenting. Sure, she’s not doling out Adrian Peterson whoopings , but abuse takes many forms, and we can think of few fates worse than being forced to put on matching outfits so you can sit with your family and watch a bunch of skeletal waifs in cartoon clothes work the catwalk. Seriously, are they trying to set the record for world’s most astronomical therapy bill? It’s bad enough Kanye probably rocks those stupid bejeweled masks around the house, now this poor girl’s head will be filled with memories of wearing all black in a room full of French people like she’s a freakin’ existentialist philosopher. What, did no one have a cigarette to bum her? Anyway, end of rant. We’re just hoping these two find a way ot scrub the all the Kim Kardashian nude photos from the Internet before North gets old enough to feel really disappointed in her parents. Kim Kardashian Nude Photos 1. Kim Kardashian Nude Image Kim Kardashian is totally naked once again. This is a photo from British GQ. Stare for as long as you’d like, fellas. (And, heck, ladies, too!)

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Creepy Masks for TREATS! of the Day

TREATS! put out these pics of some hot models in masks. I didn’t really bother looking up the photographer or really anything about it – because I was up on some ISIS kick and into girls wearing masks – because as a mask wearing weirdo – I understand the plight of the masked person – you know no one right swipes you on the internet, no one wants to be friends with you, girls don’t want to send you nudes unless they see your face…but I also know the beauty of telling a girl “No one will know it’s you if you put this on and let me take pics”…so masks are less a fetish and more a tool to get girls who otherwise won’t get naked..naked…and that works for me…whether artistic, or done on my cellphone…I just care about the tits.

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Dakota Johnson in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Dakota Johnson in a bikini – her mom is Melanie Griffith…her dad Don Johnson – or as I like to call him – one of the many men Melanie Griffith rolled through and got impregnated by during her stint as an LA rich kid, daughter of an actress, with a trust fund…in an era before the Internet was really documenting her LA rich kid behavior, before strapping down and establishing a career of her own, thanks to contacts and the fact that acting requires no talent at all…. Anyway, here’s the third generation doin’ it…50 Shades of Grey skin in a bikini styles…just how mommy and I guess Grand mommy taught her…and at least her Miami Vice ass is worth lookin’ at…becasue all ass is worth looking at. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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