Zippora Seven is some model who has been around for a long enough time that I recognize her crazy hippie name… She’s from New Zealand, I have posted her NUDE BEFORE ….including other pics from THIS PHOTOSHOOT …because I like her…and like the fact that she even caused a scandal back when she was 16 (it’s legal in Canada) and posed nude for some fashion magazine…because girls who are always nude are far more fun to hang with than girls who are never nude…because girls who are never nude make it hard for you to trip and fall and accidentally stick your dick inside…right?
The name Hilda…has never been so hot…but in the name Hilda’s defence, it has never been hot…if you know what I mean… Her name is unfortunately Hilda, the kind of name you would strategically change if you had good management, because it isn’t all that marketable or exciting…but luckily for her, she is… From Brazil, built like a tall hipster…posing like a tall hipster…in what is semi-erotic and even soft core porn, if we were still in the 80s….cuz thanks to the internet, the only think we consider soft core is when they use condoms…or they edit out the pop shot…
Three years after he declared that the Internet is over (really), Prince is finally on Twitter. And what a grand entrance he made to social media this week. Tweeting through the account of his band 3rdeyegirl, his first two Tweets were “PRINCE’S 1ST TWEET… TESTING 1, 2…” and “PRINCE’S 2ND TWEET.” Having apparently grasped the concept, the 55-year-old music legend then did what any good Twitter user does and posted a photo of his dinner. The caption: “PRINCE’S 3RD TWEET: DID EYE ADD 2 MUCH PEPPER?” Not sure about the pepper, but that is a nice-looking salad. Rather than call it quits while he was ahead, Prince kept on Tweeting, bestowing upon the universe his “1st SELFIE” … which is just a picture of some smoke. Dude, Prince. You have to be in the pic. For proper selfie demonstration, we recommend: Jenelle Evans photos Justin Bieber pics Rihanna pictures That is how it’s done. Unless you were going for a performance-art style Tweet and implying that you ARE smoke. In which case, well played Prince.
Elyse Taylor is a young, new generation Victoria’s Secret model…She’s not all that young, she’s 26 and has been pushing her half naked body around the fashion industry since she was 18….but she’s from Australia and you’ve probably never heard of her, and probably don’t remember her when she was doing the 2009 Victoria’s Secret fashion show, cuz you were too busy jerking off to it, cuz lingerie informercials on primetime television is you’re fucking jam, it’s the only way you can get off, and it only happens once a fucking year… Either way, she’s pulled some strings, sucked the right dick, let the right guys inside her Kangaroo pouch, and here she is posting instagram pics from the catalog shoot she just shot for the evil empire, cuz let’s face it, it’s a stamp of approval all girls want, and the other old timers can’t do it forever and need to be replaced… Here are some of her pics, I like her…I may have to trick her into dating me. TO SEE HER MODELING FOR VICTORIA’s SECRET CLICK HERE
The hightlight of this Vouge Netherlands shoot featuring mom, DJ Whore, black penis chaser, with her stretched out vagina isn’t that a tall as fuck girl from wherever the fuck she is from, I’m gonna assume Netherlands, can become a cover girl, and it is not that Victoria’s Secret can brain wash an industry by brainwashing men into thinking their girls are the end all and be all of pussy…leading to getting them more work…the hightlight of this shoot is that she’s in pee stance in one of the pics, and I love watching girls pee, either on my face, on the sidewalk, in my mouth, or on each other…making this some pretty racy fucking fashion pics…sure she may just be squatting but my imagination is good enough to visualize a stream…of urine…dripping down her model thigh…
Am I actually posting this? I mean seriously, who gives a fuck about Kelly Kelly..who is not legally allowed to be referred to as Kelly Kelly, but rather as her “birth” name Barbie Blank…because the WWE own her name…and she sold her soul to them for 150,000 dollars a year…as they invested in building her name that they owned…because let’s face it, there are countless strippers, hookers, and dumb bitches who just want to be on TV, willing to do it for a lot less…and now that she’s cut ties with them, she’s got a career of taking bikini pics of herself and posting them on the internet for her trailer park fans who probably don’t know what them there internet is…they are too busy raping their kids, neighbours and “faggots” just to fuck the gay out of them…you know who those WWE fans work…
Sections of a building at a resort near an Orlando, Florida theme park district collapsed into a sinkhole late Sunday, forcing the evacuation of guests. Dozens of visitors staying in two adjacent three-story buildings were also evacuated. Sinkhole in Florida: Report The sinkhole ingested part of Summer Bay Resort in Clermont, Florida. “I was in the tub when the ‘boom’ went off and the tub literally popped up and came down,” Debbie Ward told MyFoxOrlando, recalling the experience. “She thought it was an earthquake and got out of the tub, and could “hear the cracking and the ceiling and glass breaking and we decided to get out as soon as possible.” Engineers have been drilling to see if the land has stabilized. Paul Caldwell, the owner, says one building was destroyed. Back in March, a Florida sinkhole killed a man when it opened up near his Hillsborough County home. The sinkhole prompted evacuations in the neighborhood. Sinkholes are as much a part of the Florida landscape as palm trees and alligators, especially in recent years. Florida has more than any state in the nation. Experts say sinkholes aren’t occurring at a greater rate than usual but that the high-profile nature of recent one in populated areas has drawn attention to them. So how does it happen? Much of Florida is made up of porous carbonate rocks such as limestone that store and help move groundwater. Dirt, sand and clay sit on top of that rock. Over time, these rocks can dissolve from an acid created from oxygen in water, creating a void underneath the limestone roof, creating the sinkhole. When the dirt, clay or sand gets too heavy for the limestone roof, it can collapse. Sinkholes are caused naturally but they can be triggered by outside events. Heavy rain, drought followed by heavy rainfall, tropical storms and human activity – such as overuse of groundwater, drilling, excavating and construction – can contribute.
Take a long look at the following wedding cakes. See if you notice a difference. You might need to give it a minute to really see it. Or not. Obviously those two cakes aren’t even close. Amazingly enough, the one on the right was supposed to be modeled after the one on the left. A bride in the U.K. sent the picture of the black cake to a baker in the hopes of arriving at her reception and seeing a confection similar waiting for her and her groom to cut into. Instead, she saw what looks to be a leaning tower of bruised rotting flesh more likely to be found on an episode of Criminal Minds than a wedding reception. Of course, the only logical step to take would be to try and sell the monstrosity on eBay… and that is exactly what the bride did! She listed it with the description, “A few defects due to maker being unskilled. Uncut, along with large amount of awful cupcakes for free. No topper or decoration. Unusual design. Very heavy.” If you feel like the cake was missing a little something, don’t worry because the bride adds: “I have roses which fell off this abomination if required. Sorry no returns.” This is the Internet, so of course there was the obligatory party pooper who pointed out that it likely wasn’t a good idea to sell the cake online. But the bride took it in stride: “Thanks for message and concern about the cake. It has been advertised purely as a joke and I’m not expecting anyone to buy it.” Amazingly enough, though? She’d already gotten bids. Quite a few actually! Just goes to show, people will buy anything if you call it an abomination and add a couple roses.
Apparently this woman did what nature told her and pulled out her titty and started feeding her baby in public and conveniently had her husband film the shit, because clearly she was trying to cause a stink and make a point for the internet, because she knew legally she was allowed to nurse her child covered or uncovered, because she’s obviously one of those annoying moms who feels like it is her higher duty to break down convention and the conservative people of the world by pulling her tit out in public… Don’t get me wrong. breast feeding can be hot, especially if I am the one being fed, but for the most part every public breast feeder I’ve seen has been some lesbian looking bitch who only had a kid thanks to a sperm donor. I also love tits and any people willing to post tits in pictures on the internet to prove a point, is a friend of mine…except when those tits are covered up in the video and all we see is her fucking back… I mean I don’t think I’ve ever hated a bitch with her tit pulled out of her shirt as I do right now. She should do something like matters like shut her bratty kids up and shoot some porn. Or maybe she should respect the rules of the establishment and have her titty sucked in the streets not a private store. I feel like these assholes talked about this until it was annoying, and are probably still talking about it, so to celebrate the porn that is breast feeding, for perverts like me, here are the Top 5 breast feeding videos on Youtube.. 1- HOW TO BREASTFEED TWINS – VERY INFORMATIVE!! Fast Forward to the 4 minute mark… 2- At 40 Seconds a Nipple Gets Milked…. 3- Some Girl Milking Herself 4- Big Titties in a Bikini Breast Feeding 5 Some Great Tits Milking Herself – Good Job Ana Garcia
I don’t know if these pics are new or old, I just know that they shouldn’t excite you… Firstly, Joanna Krupa is a garbage gold digging bottom feeding slut, and we hate those, even if their cries for attention mean showing the world their tits… Secondly, because Joanna Krupa topless pics from when she was just an aspiring bottom feeding gold digging slut are all over the internet Thirdly, because Krupa’s tits are fake, and any girl with fake tits, even if they are shaped like tits, has the obligation to show the world their purchase, because it’s less about being topless, but more about showing off their new or in Krupa’s case, old purchase…a purchase that has helped her get this far… That’s not to say implants can’t be awesome, it’s just to say they can’t be impressive, because you buy them. I’m posting them anyway, cuz I like tits… She’s Done It Before …
