Flo Rida took to the stage this morning as part of the Today Toyota Summer Concert Series, rocking out to a compilation of “Wild Ones,” “Can’t Believe it,” “Whistle,” and “I Cry.” But many in the crowd and on the Internet took more note of what the rapper rocked around his neck than the words that came out of his mouth: One seriously HUGE Jesus Christ necklace. “It’s the sign of success,” said Flo Rida. “I put God first in everything I do.” But would Jesus want the artist spending so much money on a piece of jewlery over other causes to which the cash could go? Is that what the bible teaches? So critics ask, at least. Join the debate now: What do you think of Flo Rida’s Jesus bling? It’s inappropriate! It sends a good message View Poll »
Flo Rida took to the stage this morning as part of the Today Toyota Summer Concert Series, rocking out to a compilation of “Wild Ones,” “Can’t Believe it,” “Whistle,” and “I Cry.” But many in the crowd and on the Internet took more note of what the rapper rocked around his neck than the words that came out of his mouth: One seriously HUGE Jesus Christ necklace. “It’s the sign of success,” said Flo Rida. “I put God first in everything I do.” But would Jesus want the artist spending so much money on a piece of jewlery over other causes to which the cash could go? Is that what the bible teaches? So critics ask, at least. Join the debate now: What do you think of Flo Rida’s Jesus bling? It’s inappropriate! It sends a good message View Poll »
Her name is Anastasia Ashley. If you’ve never heard of her, she’s a pro surfer I’ve posted on before. If you have heard of her, you know she’s got an amazing surfer ass, a surfer ass that she’s warming up the right way before her recent surf contest, that according to the internet, she didn’t win in competition but seriously fucking won in her warm up….a warm-up she twerked her way through while listening to her iPod while the other surfers looked on in confusion…a warm-up I want to marry…a warm-up I wish I could write a song for…a song where the chorus goes like this “do that warm-up on my dick”….it’s a work in progress, I’m not very musical…but it gets the point across…. This is amazing. Her ass is amazing. Her warm-up…amazing…all sports need warm-ups like this…all high school gym classes need warm-ups like this…all amateur and pro sporting events need warm-ups like this…hell all gym work-outs need warm-ups like this. It’s fucking perfect, she’s fucking perfect… The best thing in all this is that I have a feeling she has no idea that she’s being watched, you know she’s a surfer and surfers just don’t give a fuck…I have a feeling she has no idea she’s being filmed as she warms up before the contest…which makes it so much hotter, at least to me, because I’m all about watching a bitch, whether through her bedroom/bathroom window…or in public..I’m a creep like that…a creep who needs more twerking in my life… via VIDHUNTR
Someday I’d like to travel the world in search of new no-name hotties to put on the site, but since that would probably mean I’d have to leave my mom’s basement and see actual sunlight, good thing for the Internet. I burn easily. Anyway, if you didn’t already guess from the name, today’s hottie comes to us from Sweden. Meet Nicoline Artursson . According to my research, Nicoline is the current Miss World Sweden, but you probably could’ve guessed that from her body. I wasn’t able to find out much more on her besides that she lived in Paris for a while, but luckily these pictures tell me all I need to know: she’s hot. So enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews
My favorite thing about models is pretty fucking simple, they get half naked in pictures, usually for very little money, all in hopes of never having to work at Walmart, or in Paloma Passos’ case, the Brazilan version of Walmart ever again… They want the good life, they want the A-List jobs and boyfriends, you know top clients and cock, but the only way to do that is by putting in work…and the only work people notice..is half naked…and as some fat dude in canada, watching from the internet sidelines on my soiled couch in my soiled sweatpants, that works out fine for me, because staring at pictures is far easier to fuck then real people, you don’t have to drug pictures to pull your dick out…right?
I’ve been trying to convince Anastasia Ashley to marry me for as long as I’ve known she’s existed and started following her on the internet…unfortunately she never answers me…but the good news is, she’s hasn’t blocked me….not even when I threatened to kidnap her and lock her in my basement feeding her very little until she became to weak to resist my love…I mean there’s very little less romantic than that level of passion to break the laws for a bitch…But I guess in this generation, Romance is dead, people just want to fuck, and Anastasia Ashley is busy not fucking me.. But the good news is, I get to watch her surf videos over and over, pretending the wave she was riding was my dick…with her pussy.
There’s never been a season quite like this one, which has left fans clueless, up in arms and clamoring for The Bachelorette spoilers heading into the finale. In part one of the two-part, five-hour season-ender, leading lady Desiree Hartsock was awkwardly, painfully dumped by her first choice, Brooks Forester. Brooks Forester Dumps Desiree Hartsock She has two guys left, but having basically admitted that her feelings for Drew Kenney and Chris Siegfried aren’t on that same level, what will she do now? ABC has not released a single clip beyond Desiree talking to host Chris Harrison to talk about Brooks’ exit. How the heck are they going to fill 2-3 hours? Harrison teases that “There’s nothing typical about this finale.” No kidding. But does Brooks Forester come back or what? “It begins with her and I sitting down and putting the pieces together,” Chris says . “Are you going to give these other guys a chance? Is that even possible?” “The other dynamic is that Chris and Drew have no clue because we separate everybody … we owe it to them to have a conversation and tell them what happened.” So there’s a lot of filler coming. But then there’s this teaser: “And then there’s Brooks. If anybody was ever set to come back and be wishy-washy, it’s him,” Harrison says. “There’s definitely that option.” All season long, The Bachelorette spoilers have hinted at an engagement, despite the recent chatter that she leaves as single as the day she started. Nothing we’ve seen so far, from the “cliffhanger” editing of the show last week to the HOUR-LONG breakup of Brooks and Des, suggests he’s out of the picture. In fact, if he were, that would truly make last week shocking. You tell us, THGers: Will Desiree Hartsock find her fairy tale ending next Monday night? Who of the three is best for her, and how will it play out? Vote in our surveys: Who is the best man for Des? Brooks Forester Chris Siegfried Drew Kenney View Poll » And how will The Bachelorette finale end? Brooks returns and gets engaged to Des! Chris gets the final rose! Drew gets the final rose! Desiree is crushed and goes home single! View Poll »
Jeremy Renner needs your help. The Bourne Legacy and Avengers star lost his French Bulldog, Hemi, on July 19 when a power outage caused his home’s front gate to slide open. In response, the actor has launched a Facebook campaign for information leading to the pooch’s return and he’s offering $5,000 as a reward for the canine, no questions asked. “5,000 Reward, Lost Dog,” says a missing sign posted on the HemiMissingFrenchie Facebook page , which was created five days after the canine vanished. The 25-pound pet was last seen wearing a collar and is in need of medication for a hip condition. Last year, Renner’s dog Franklin died of a heart attack at a Little League Baseball game, so come on, Los Angeles residents! Band together and help the star track down his furry friend. If you have information about Hemi’s whereabouts, call (310) 954-9126.
Feeling down this morning? Need a little reassurance that things are going to be all right? Well Denzel Washington is here to guarantee, well, everything. The team will win, peace of mind, the truth will be found… Denzel guarantees all. Denzel Washington Guarantees See now don’t you feel better? More sure about life? Ready to tackle whatever the day brings? Thanks to YouTuber OfficialComedy for reminding us that Denzel Washington has got our backs.
A Florida police sergeant has resigned after posting nearly 300 graphic photos of herself on the Internet as part of the virtual game Red Light Center. Some of the lewd pictures featured her in uniform. She also admitted to sending the images to her lover using police computers and while on duty. Sgt. Penny Dane of the Daytona Beach P.D. “admitted she accessed and sent sexually explicit pictures as part of an online game called Red Light Center.” “[The photos were] extremely pornographic in nature, and in several of the photos we have discovered, she was in her uniform,” Police Chief Mike Chitwood said. When asked how she could fulfill her work responsibility of supervising other officers while playing “Red Light Center,” Dane reportedly told investigators: “I don’t want to say I didn’t have any idea what they were doing because then that would be very wrong. I did pay attention to my radio and listen to what they were doing.” Dane was suspended for “similar activity” back in 2012. The recent revelations came after Dane accused a colleague of sexual harassment. While looking into her claim, investigators uncovered Dane’s racy photos. As for the X-rated game she was playing this whole time, Red Light Center bills itself as a porn-themed online virtual world, similar to Second Life. Only more likely to get you fired and talked about on THG.
