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Girl Gives a Blowjob at a Televised Volleyball Game of the Day

This is just crazy….I mean I guess men’s indoor volleyball is not hot babes playing beach volleyball and that can be pretty fucking boring…or a perfect time to get your dick sucked…hopefully not because it turns you on…. Fucking in public, like really in public, with people sitting next to you is amazing, it is the future, and the future is now. I know that I’m not complaining, the weirder people’s sex becomes thanks to the internet desensitizing us, the better it is for a pervert like me who likes watching…but I am sure her parents are…assuming she has parents…as this kind of wild behavior of girls so horny they can’t not have dick in their mouth usually comes from homes without a day… I mean this couple got on TV for their behavior, now they are famous, all for a blowjob, that’s better than bitches I know who suck so much cock and get no TV time…. Either way, this video changed my life for the fucking better. I like how he kissed her head…so romantic…especially in a public arena blowjob setting…what a gentleman…

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The Rhubarb Lady is Amazing of the Day

This is the best video of the history of the internet. I am talking better than 2 girls 1 cup, or Chris Crocker or any of the other bullshit that has gone Viral like Gangnam Style….it is up there on my stepTV.tv shit…the kind of crazy social observation I love… This crazy woman with her crazy voice is angry…as she’s trying to take Rhubarb as some concerned that her rhubarb is being stolen bitch tries to rationalize… I would say let her have the rhubarb, but contesting her, and getting in the way, is way more fun… From saying her lawn mower was robbed by Iranian Pigs…to “Don’t call me sweetheart, honey bun, what are you a fucking Lezzie….”…to attacking the camera dude… This can’t be real, but I’m glad it happened. She’s a genius…with the voice of an angel…like a demon possessed…up on some Exorcist shit…I want to take this woman on a date…I like her passion.

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Izabel Goulart is Awesome on Instagram of the Day

Izabel Goulart is really good at Instagram…from her killer fucking bikini body…to her fitness…I think I may be in love…I think this is the Brazilian object of my desire, who I want to sing love songs to and romance into the next great American love story, one that movies will be based on…movies like “ASS RIMMING 19 – ENTER THE BRAZILIAN DRAGON”…not that I know if Brazil even has dragons, but you get what I’m saying, and that is that I’ve never felt a love like this before…that I cherish this love…and that I’ve learned to love again…because he’s fucking amazing…roses and rim jobs and marriage people…that’s all I see.

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Kelly Brook’s Vacation Bikini Action Continues of the Day

Kelly Brook posted this video of her chunky body in a bikini in Greece on Vacation, because her life isn’t a fucking vacation, she works so hard standing around half naked 4 days a month people, that’s the kind of shit that can burn you out…you know those rough going to lunch meetings with your business managers and clearly not watching what you eat….you lazy fucking hooker…. I guess at 7 am, when all you idiots are getting up and ready for your day, this kind of “hey, I show my tits for a living, I’m in a bikini on a yacht” shit, is a real wake-up call, to get you to take your fucking shirt off, cuz if you’re girl you got tits too, why are you fucking failing…cuz you don’t want to upset your dad…you prude bitch… That said, feel free to use me as a testing ground, cuz getting nudes, I’m talking to you random snapchat girl, is the highlight of my day, even if I only get 5 seconds to try to jerk off to them…snapchats….

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Chrissy Teigen for Beachbunny Bride of the Day

Sports Illustrated model, Chrissy Teigen who I may or may not think deserves to be in Sports Illustrated, because she’s gone the route of Kate Upton, and is a little fuckin thick…you know from all her food blog eating…but then I am reminded that Sports Illustrated likes their women doughy and untoned, because doughy and untoned comes with natural titties…and since I don’t really handle their casting, but I should, I’ll just stare at the bikinis, whether I am that into the bitch or not… Well, she’s gone the route of Kate Upton, and other SI Models, and is now doing some spokesperson shit for some company that is probably owned by the wife of someone at SI..Beachbunny…and the fascinating thing is that she’s doing the bridal collection…because no real bikini company is trashy enough unless they have some white bikinis that are not just perfect for destination beach weddings at the shitty 3 star all inclusive…but that are made just for that purpose…just don’t get your period in them… Now as much as I like naked bitches, Chrissy Teigen should just assume the role of rich wife to the rich music man who once modeled to land this life…sure she’s funny on the internet, like clown or comedian, and sure I like all girls in bikinis, even the fat ones, but there’s just something missing in her modeling…that something is what I call “wanting to lick her bikini so hard that it starts to melt off her, even though it is designed to last polluted salt water”….she just doesn’t do it for me…

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Some Sunday TV Nudity of the Day

TV is pornographic now and I am a huge fan of that, because masturbating to music videos, figure skating, tennis and swimming competitions, Mary Hart’s legs, Chrissy from Threes Company…Jennifer Aniston’s nipples in friends, Roseanne and Oprah on the off days, some sluts on Jerry Springer and Scrambled porn, got boring fast and forced the world to turn to the internet to get off…and in TVs struggle to stay alive, they got a little European up in America….and said “hey sex isn’t all that bad, let’s fucking compete, fuck the Christians and the censors, and the advertisers, it’s on” and as far as I’m concerned that’s a good kind of evolution, progressive unlike when we gave women the right to vote. Let’s just hope it leads to penetration… Here’s Anna Paquin in True Blood Here’s Brooke Smith in Ray Donovan Here are the pics..

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Liz Hurley Slutting Out for King George Day of the Day

Woah…King George Day is getting hot and bothered when Liz Hurley participates in it…even at 50 years old and all menopausal and shit she still has it in her to get manhandled by dudes with expensive watches…in front of everyone…to add some kind of spice to her life…because I guess her vagina hasn’t completely dried up yet, and even if it did, she could use lube to trick a motherfucker into thinking it’s still functional…I mean with a body like that, dry sex would still be fun, and in my defense Dry Sex is all I know, because I have this skill I call making even the most lubricated bitch dry…Some dudes make girls get their period…all fertile and hormonal, I make girls hit menopause early…it’s my move.. All this to say, Liz Hurley’s still got it going on. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook Shitty Selfie Bikini Pics of the Day

Kelly Brook is on vacation and she’s taken to her internet profiles to share her bikini body with the world, a body she has labeled #noabs #curvy….because I guess this is her idea of hot bikini body, because her idea of fitness is maintaining her tits under and any all circumstances, because without her tits, she doesn’t matter. You may find it hot, I find it dumpy…if anything, I think she needs to take the Bean Curd Challenge… Here are the pics…

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Teresa Giudice, Husband Indicted on 39 Criminal Charges; Face 50 Years in Jail

Teresa Giudice and her husband are in major trouble with the law. U.S. Attorney Paul J. Fishman announced today a 39-count indictment against The Real Housewives of New Jersey couple, alleging that the Giudices defrauded the IRS and a number of banks over an seven-year period that started in 2001. According to the legal filings, Teresa and Joe schemed to illegally obtain mortgages and other loans from various banks by purposely overestimating their incomes in order to garner more cash. As previously reported, the reality stars then withheld key information about their net worth when they filed for bankruptcy in 2009. Joe, meanwhile, is accused of failing to file income tax returns for all the years between 2004 and 2008, despite supposedly banking $1 million during that time. Overall, the charges levied against this couple include: Conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud, which carries a maximum prison sentence of 20 years. Bank fraud, which carries a maximum of 30 years. TMZ reached out to Bravo for comment, but the network is yet to address the situation. Yikes.

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Amanda Berry Cheered at Nelly Concert in First Public Appearance Since Rescue

Amanda Berry showed up at the RoverFest concert in Cleveland on Saturday night, where she was cheered by a huge crowd – and rapper Nelly. Held captive in the city for a decade, she made her first public appearance a day after Ariel Castro pleaded guilty to kidnapping and rape charges. Amanda Berry First Public Appearance Berry walked on stage with her family, wearing sunglasses and dressed in jeans and a black T-shirt. She smiled broadly, but didn’t address the crowd. Nelly called Berry back to the stage after his music set to meet her. Berry, 27, was held captive along with Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight until their stunning rescue this May, when Charles Ramsey aided their escape. All of whom vanished between 2002 and 2004. Her first public appearance came a day after Castro pleaded guilty to 937 counts in a plea deal that will send him to prison for life without parole. Shane French, the host of the syndicated talk radio show Rover’s Morning Glory on WMMS in Cleveland, said he was surprised when Berry showed up. French, who goes by the name Rover on radio, said he had issued an impromptu invitation on his show a few weeks ago but didn’t know she was listening. “I just said she had 10 years of partying to make up for and should come,” French said, adding that he was shocked when security told him Berry had arrived. French said that Amanda Berry at first refused to go on stage at the event, but then agreed after she asked if he would go with her and he obliged. “She didn’t say why she decided to come, but some of her family told me they listen to my show every day and had been to RoverFest in the past,” French said. He said a couple of the women with Berry cried. “I didn’t see her cry, but I think she was pretty overwhelmed by the response that the crowd gave her,” he said. “She just seemed to be having a great time.”

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