Miranda Kerr keeps on trying…now that she’s quit Victoria’s Secret, she’s got a whole lot of hustle to do to stay relevant. Now that she hasn’t got the marketing team of the brand behind her, she’s gotta figure this out on her own, because the second no one cares and forget she exists is the second she’s gotta go back to making babies with A-listers and that shit is dirty for a pussy, it just ravages it, but not too dirty for me to turn my back on it, if anything it’s just the right amount of dirty that I’d want to volunteer to use my mouth to clean it up… So she’s in Vogue UK, she still matters for now, people pay attention to her, because if you don’t, it’s back to the delivery room shitting out babies from her twat…and we can’t have that..because even if she bounces back, there’s no real guarantee she’ll bounce back quite enough… I’m still a fan of her alien face…thanks to the rest of her body….a body that she’s barely covering with clothes, but still covering too much for my liking, strategic nudity that’s just a miserable cocktease…the fucking worst… All this to say, keep up the good work bro. You don’t need that evil empire to own you. Break free…run while you can….
I’ve never seen the show Magic City, apparently it’s about Miami in the late 50s, a time when Miami was probably just as Cuban, which is probably why they made the show, knowing that Cubans would watch it obsessively… I’ve never heard Elena Satine, but I am quickly become a fan of her work, all naked and dressed like Marilyn, someone get this chick an Oscar, I believe her struggle…and the depth of her character…and by depth of her character…I mean her bra size… I’m always down for an aspiring actor to pay her rent and aspire the naked way…it’s better than working a strip club and who knows, maybe she’ll get famous for her tits, I mean this is a far better strategy than fucking execs as some call girl or some shit, unless of course she’s only here from fucking execs…and who cares if she is, we’re all fucking hookers….it’s human nature…what matters is her nude scene.
Her name is Anastasia Ashley. If you’ve never heard of her, she’s a pro surfer I’ve posted on before. If you have heard of her, you know she’s got an amazing surfer ass, a surfer ass that she’s warming up the right way before her recent surf contest, that according to the internet, she didn’t win in competition but seriously fucking won in her warm up….a warm-up she twerked her way through while listening to her iPod while the other surfers looked on in confusion…a warm-up I want to marry…a warm-up I wish I could write a song for…a song where the chorus goes like this “do that warm-up on my dick”….it’s a work in progress, I’m not very musical…but it gets the point across…. This is amazing. Her ass is amazing. Her warm-up…amazing…all sports need warm-ups like this…all high school gym classes need warm-ups like this…all amateur and pro sporting events need warm-ups like this…hell all gym work-outs need warm-ups like this. It’s fucking perfect, she’s fucking perfect… The best thing in all this is that I have a feeling she has no idea that she’s being watched, you know she’s a surfer and surfers just don’t give a fuck…I have a feeling she has no idea she’s being filmed as she warms up before the contest…which makes it so much hotter, at least to me, because I’m all about watching a bitch, whether through her bedroom/bathroom window…or in public..I’m a creep like that…a creep who needs more twerking in my life… via VIDHUNTR
Someday I’d like to travel the world in search of new no-name hotties to put on the site, but since that would probably mean I’d have to leave my mom’s basement and see actual sunlight, good thing for the Internet. I burn easily. Anyway, if you didn’t already guess from the name, today’s hottie comes to us from Sweden. Meet Nicoline Artursson . According to my research, Nicoline is the current Miss World Sweden, but you probably could’ve guessed that from her body. I wasn’t able to find out much more on her besides that she lived in Paris for a while, but luckily these pictures tell me all I need to know: she’s hot. So enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Why is it that when girls grab girls’ boobs it’s OK, but when I do it, I get slapped in the face or arrested? Life just ain’t fair! Anyway, as you can see I was creeping Nina Agdal ‘s twitter account and decided to post all of her good pics. You’re welcome.
I want to start off by thanking Justin, Alfredo, Kenny, Scooter, and the entire Bieber team. Without you guys, none of this would have been possible. I’ll try to make this as short as possible! It was our turn to go in to meet Justin, and the first two girls went in and stood next to Justin. I was pulling Jovana with me because to our luck, she was frozen in disbelief. I can hardly remember anything that happened, but here’s what I can recall. I went straight up to his ear, and I remember looking at his lips, his cheeks, and his ears. I put my arms all around him and I remember being centimetres away from him. I whispered, “I just want to thank you for making me believe in myself.” At this point I looked up at him and I he was looking down, he actually listened to what I told him. He whispered back to me, “Oh no sweetie! Thank you! Thank you for being here! Thank you and I love you.” By this point we are all in position for the guy to take our picture. I then see guy with a red shirt next to the photographer, and it was Alfredo! Now, a lot of you are going to hate me for this, or maybe laugh, but while I was holding Justin Bieber in my arms I looked straight at him and said, “OMG! I LOVE YOU FREDO!” Everyone in the room started laughing and I could hear Fredo’s sweet laugh and he replied, “I love you too sweetie.” They took our picture, and it was a matter of seconds when the security was all up on us carrying us out. However, while the guy was carrying me out of Justin’s side, I am pulling Jovana inside so that she could get to hug from Justin. She told him she loved him and he replied, “I love you too sweetie.” I went up to Fredo and he was already waiting for me with his arms wide open! I said, “I’ll see you tomorrow in Dallas okay!?” and he was so happy and excited and he said, “Yes okay, of course!” Jovana got to hug Fredo too. We go out, hugged each other and started calling our family members, we couldn’t believe it. We had just met our idol! The next day on July 3 rd in the Dallas, TX, Jovana was able to hug Alfredo again while he was running down the floor aisles. Scooter and Kenny went by us too and we were able to grab their hands. Justin of course gave the best show of my life. By July 4 th , we had post-concert depression and didn’t get out of bed all day. All we can say to everyone out there trying to meet Justin: never give up on your dreams. Just when you think it’s over, that’s when you should try harder. Always believe in yourself! Once again, we want to thank Justin for being the best idol on Earth. Alfredo, for being so supportive and giving out the best hugs in the universe. Kenny, for always being so sweet to beliebers, and Scooter for working SO HARD for all of us. -@telvigarza & @jovanabieber22 See the article here: I want to start off by thanking Justin, Alfredo, Kenny, Scooter,…
My name is Alex, and I’m 19 years old. I’ve been feeling so incredibly blessed lately that I am able to write my 2 nd Bieber Experience. My first one happened back in October 2012 when Justin was in Minneapolis, and I met him outside his hotel the day before the concert after standing in the freezing cold all night. I thought that day was amazing, but little did I know that I would meet him again. It all started when I heard Justin was adding more tour dates around the US, and I knew I had to go to more! Unfortunately, he didn’t add one in Minnesota so I decided I would just travel around to see him! My friend (Morgan) and I decided to go to at least 2 more in the US. One place was Vegas and the other reasonable place to go was Iowa. For the Vegas show we tried to get VIP/M&G, but they sold out too fast, which was so upsetting. When the Iowa tickets went on sale, Morgan and I pounced and we ended up getting meet and greets and third row! I honestly could not believe it. I was going to meet my idol AGAIN! But then the torture of waiting 8 months set in. Summer finally came around and it was time to fly out to VEGAS! We even tried to win the M&G off BieberFever but that was a fail. We stalked him all day the day before and the day of the concert, but not luck. After Vegas, it was time for Iowa. The day of the M&G came and we were ready so early! We were out by his tour buses stalking in the 100 degree heat. After going inside for a bit, we decided we just had to be out by the buses again because we absolutely could not miss anything. Right when we were crossing the path to go to the other side of where fans could stand, Justin came out of his tour bus! He was walking towards me and I didn’t know if I should just run at him or what! He walked towards other fans, but I touched his hand and got some pics of him! It was the most perfect timing ever! After that we had to go to the VIP party and then we were led backstage. Dan Kanter came out and was talking to a few girls in line and I started singing the Dan Kanter song (not knowing he could hear me) and all a sudden he goes “Heyyy that’s my song!” I was like, “It sure is,” and then he gave me his guitar pick! It was awesome and he is so sweet. After waiting an hour in line, Justin finally arrived and was behind the curtain as we all anxiously waited to go in. As were waiting, I see dinner rolls being thrown at us from over the curtain. Justin was throwing his friggan dinner rolls at us! It was so funny and we threw them back at him. I kept yelling obnoxious things back like, “Hey give me your buns JuJu!” Then security was saying rules like, “No hugging Justin today,” and Justin screams from behind the curtain, “YOU CAN HUG ME ALL YOU WANT!” Then part of the curtain was open and I could see Justin on his segway, so I was like oh my god and started waving to him. He saw and waved back! Then right then it was time to walk in the curtain. It was what Justin said to me when I walked up to him that just made me feel like I was in a complete dream. In a whispered/quiet voice he said, “Come here baby.” I honestly almost collapsed. Like did he ACTUALLY just say that to me?! I asked him for a hug and then we took the picture. I was grabbing his arm in the picture haha. The only thing I could think to say was “I love you.” Then I went out and screamed my lungs out. After that it was time for the concert and I was right up against the stage the whole time, literally feet away from my idol and the person who I’ve been supporting since the beginning! It was the best concert out of all 3 Believe shows I’ve been too. I will never forget the few moments I spent with Justin at the meet and greet, and I’ll never forget watching him perform. I have been there for him for so long, and I never got recognized/noticed for years in the beginning, until just this past year. I finally started taking actions and making my dreams come true. If you really want to meet him, BE PROACTIVE. It will happen someday, I promise you all! I feel so grateful that I have gotten to meet him twice in the duration of 9 months, and I will never stop supporting him. Seriously, I love him so much and the love keeps getting stronger everyday! Thanks for reading my Bieber Experience. -Alex (@_BestBelieber) See the original post here: My name is Alex, and I’m 19 years old. I’ve been feeling so…
