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Britney Spears Shows Off Her Smurfs

Believe it or not, the great Britney Spears hotness comeback of 2013 continues this week, thanks to these pictures from the LA premiere of Smurfs 2 . Now sure, Britney kinda looks like she’s been taking smiling lessons from Kristen Stewart here, but aside from that, these pictures are actually pretty good. Mostly though, I’m just glad to see that Britney brought along her cute little Smurfs. And no, I’m not talking about her kids, you perverts. » view all 13 photos Related Articles: Britney Spears Gets Hot And Colorful Britney Spears Is A Nude Womanizer Britney Spears Attempts A Booty Shot Britney Spears Gets Sexy For OUT Magazine Photos: WENN.com

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Britney Spears Shows Off Her Smurfs

Jade Lagardere Shows Off Her Money Bags

In case you were wondering who this hottie in the black bikini is, that’s Belgian model Jade Lagardere . I don’t know much about her, but apparently she’s married to some 50-year-old French billionaire. Which just isn’t fair. I mean, what’s he got that I don’t? You know, besides tons of money, influential connections, multiple houses of his own, and the ability to put his filthy rich mitts all over this ridiculous bikini body whenever he wants? Nevermind, don’t answer that. I’m depressed enough already.