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The 9 Most Scathing Critical Responses to James Cameron’s Sanctum

Our own Stephanie Zacharek warned you away from the waterlogged cave-bound 3D cheese that is James Cameron’s (executive-produced Avatar technology-wasting favor-to-a-friend) Sanctum , and she’s not alone: many more esteemed critics made it through the Aussie survival adventure with their spirits, eyeballs, and attention spans barely intact. Some saw Sanctum ‘s terrible B-movie dialogue as amusing unintentional camp; will you be so lucky? Rappel down to the depths of Sanctum ‘s most scathing critiques and survey the rocky terrain ahead.

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Tricia Helfer Uncensored featuring Zachary Levi w/ Carrie Keagan! pt. 1

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www.youtube.com twitter.com Hey Boys and Girls, it’s time for another episode of the UP CLOSE with CARRIE KEAGAN and this time with a special appearance by the one and only SHARK FIRESTONE at a party at the SHARK TANK LOUNGE located deep inside the NO GOOD BROTHEL & BATH HOUSE!! Today’s episode if part 1 with Blonde Bombshell Tricia Helfer from Battlestar Galactica, Zachary Levi from Chuck, Joel David Moore from James Cameron’s upcoming movie Avatar who star in the movie SPIRAL. It’s HOT, UNCENSORED ACTION with more sex than sex ever was!! A reclusive telemarketer has only one semblance of a friend: His telecommuter boss. But the telemarketer’s social circle seems to improve greatly when a whimsical co-worker enters his life. Only, as he begins to sketch his new friend’s portrait, disturbing “voices” from the phone man’s past threaten to lead him into a network of destruction. NOGOOD TELEVISION stars Carrie Keagan and Shark Firestone and showcases over a dozen original shows featuring raw, real and uncensored interviews with the biggest stars in the world from music, movies and TV. It also has uncensored, uncut, explicit and director’s cut versions of music videos. NO GOOD TV aka NGTV can be found at www.NGTV.com. It’s the most fun you’ll ever have with your pants on!!

Tricia Helfer Uncensored featuring Zachary Levi w/ Carrie Keagan! pt. 1

AVATAR Uncensored with James Cameron, Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana & Carrie Keagan

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www.youtube.com twitter.com Boy’s and Girls it’s time for another hilarious and uncensored episode of Up Close with Carrie Keagan. In this episode Carrie interviews James Cameron, Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana and Stephen Lang from the amazing film AVATAR. It’s an interview not to be missed if you wanna know what everyone else is afraid to ask. Carrie affectionately call’s AVATAR “Porno of the imagination for the Viagra Extacy generation!!” There’s nothing like stripping down and chasing tail through the jungle to get your blood racing and cure a case of the blue balls. It turns out Avatar’s have beautiful nipples, great asses and the men are hung like donkeys!!! It’s hot, it’s intense and it’s in 3D…and the third dimension is for your nuts!! AVATAR is directed by JAMES CAMERON and stars SAM WORTHINGTON (TERMINATOR SALVATION, CLASH OF THE TITANS), ZOE SALDANA (STAR TREK), STEPHEN LANG, SIGOURNEY WEAVER (ALIEN), MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ, JOEL DAVID MOORE and GIOVANNI RIBISI. When his brother is killed in battle, paraplegic Marine Jake Sully decides to take his place in a mission on the distant world of Pandora. There he learns of greedy corporate figurehead Parker Selfridge’s intentions of driving off the native humanoid “Na’vi” in order to mine for the precious material scattered throughout their rich woodland. In exchange for the spinal surgery that will fix his legs, Jake gathers intel for the cooperating military unit spearheaded by gung-ho Colonel Quaritch, while …

AVATAR Uncensored with James Cameron, Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana & Carrie Keagan

Hannah Holman in a Funny Marc Jacobs Campaign of the Day

I don’t know if Marc Jacobs was the creative mind behind this campaign, but I do know that it was likely a gay guy, because every gay guy I knows thinks vaginas are fucking disgusting…..maybe it is based on the one straight experience they had before they took the dick in the ass plunge was a vile one that tasted and smelled worse than a dead hooker rotting in the some seedy hotel she overdosed in….or maybe it’s just cuz vaginas can be a scary fucking thing, wet and filled with bacteria, yeast and stale semen from the men they let cum inside them…and unfortunately I can’t really relate, cuz no pussy smells or tastes too bad for me, I am fascinated by each lip and wrinkle I come across, like I’m James Cameron on some underwater sea exploration, looking for never before seen jellyfish or some shit…but I do like a good use my perfume you dirty slut cuz it’ll make your stinky digusting barnyard horse shit smelling cunt smell like Daisy Eau So Fresh…. Pretty fucking clever….

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Somebody Please Give Paul Mazursky Money For His 3-D Orgy Idea

Maybe you’ve been wondering what some of your favorite 70’s directors have been up to ever since they stopped making movies. It turns out that in the case of Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice and Blume in Love director Paul Mazursky, he’s just been laying low, waiting for someone to give him money to shoot an orgy scene in 3-D. Mazursky recently told The Wall Street Journal : “They want to remake Bob and Carol , and I said, ‘If you give me a lot of money upfront and you do the orgy in 3D, I’d be interested.'” Okay, this needs to happen. Here’s why.

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Somebody Please Give Paul Mazursky Money For His 3-D Orgy Idea

Maybe you’ve been wondering what some of your favorite 70’s directors have been up to ever since they stopped making movies. It turns out that in the case of Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice and Blume in Love director Paul Mazursky, he’s just been laying low, waiting for someone to give him money to shoot an orgy scene in 3-D. Mazursky recently told The Wall Street Journal : “They want to remake Bob and Carol , and I said, ‘If you give me a lot of money upfront and you do the orgy in 3D, I’d be interested.'” Okay, this needs to happen. Here’s why.

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No Grit: Coen Brothers Shut Out at Directors Guild

Remember all that talk about how True Grit was the new Best Picture front runner because of its muscular box office ($110 million and counting)? Yeah, perhaps not. Joel and Ethan Coen failed to received a nomination from the Directors Guild this morning, meaning True Grit ‘s road to winning Best Picture just hit a major bump in the road. Or it didn’t, since the Coens could still grab a Best Director nomination from the Academy at the end of this month. Otherwise, this list features your usual suspects. Click ahead for the nominees.

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James Cameron Sinks Universal’s Battleship

It seems James Cameron is saving his judge-y haymakers for bigger fish than just Piranha 3D . The King of the World told a German website that no film better embodies Hollywood’s creative bankruptcy than Universal’s two ka-billion dollar adaptation of Battleship . “We have a story crisis. Now they want to make the Battleship game into a film,” said Cameron to Spiegel . “This is pure desperation.” And how! Just wait until he finds out it co-stars Rihanna and Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.

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Has Angelina Jolie’s ‘Cleopatra’ Found A Director In Paul Greengrass?

‘Bourne’ director is reportedly close to being signed for the movie. By Eric Ditzian Angelina Jolie in “Alexander” Photo: Warner Bros. For a hot minute, it appeared as though James Cameron would be switching up his directorial itinerary, sweeping into the world of ancient Egypt and helming the Angelina Jolie-starring “Cleopatra” before jetting back to Pandora for his “Avatar” sequels. Now it seems that Paul Greengrass — who, for a similarly hot, similarly short minute, was circling the director’s chair for the Cameron-produced “Fantastic Voyage” — will be taking on directing duties for “Cleopatra,” the 3-D adaptation of the current New York Times best-seller, “Cleopatra: A Life.” Deadline is reporting that producer Scott Rudin has said “we’re pretty close” to signing a director for the project and that sources tell the website filmmakers “like the idea” of Greengrass for the gig. Jolie, though, hasn’t yet discussed the possibility of Greengrass, who left the “Bourne” franchise late in 2009. “I hope to one day [play her], but we don’t have it all together,” Jolie told MTV last month about the film. “All the pieces are not together.” Sony is said to be eyeing a production start in 2011 and readily acknowledges that the budget will be massive. Rudin described the script, which has been penned by Brian Helgeland (who also wrote the “Green Zone,” which Greengrass directed) and is based on Stacy Schiff’s biography, as presenting “a completely revisionist Cleopatra, a much more grown-up, sophisticated version.” “She’s not a sex kitten, she’s a politician, strategist, warrior,” he went on to explain. “In the Joseph Mankiewicz movie, Elizabeth Taylor is a seductress, but the histories of Cleopatra have been written by men. This is the first to be written by a woman. It felt like such a blow-the-doors-off-the-hinges idea of how to tell it, impossible to resist.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com .

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My 7 Favorite People From the Year in Culture

I do a lot of interviews. So when looking back on my favorite stories of 2010, sure, I live blogged seven Harry Potter movies over the course of 36 hours and, yes, I somehow had the time to watch five seasons of Lost in three weeks, but, interviews — indeed, people — are what I remember the most.

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