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Jason Biggs on Tara Reid’s Body: WTH is Going on There?

Jason Biggs may have starred opposite Tara Reid in American Pie, but let’s just say the actor wouldn’t stick his You Know What Into her You Know Where these days. Appearing on Joan Rivers’ Internet show this week, Biggs was asked to choose between Reid and Lindsay Lohan . Which star would he prefer to make into his warm, gooey chunk of american pie? “Lindsay Lohan stays,” Biggs replied. “She’s got nice boobs. She really does. Lindsay’s got nice boobs.” But what about Reid? “Tara’s body, I don’t know what’s going on with it. I don’t think she ever knows what’s going on with it,” Biggs laughed, adding: “No one knows what’s going on with Tara’s body.” This isn’t the first controversial statement Biggs has ever made. He once mocked the death of Eric Hill , a contestant on The Bachelorette, and he also referred to Reid as a hot mess in October. We mean… she pretty much is. But no need to say that aloud, man. Tara Reid Bikini Photos 1. Tara Reid Bikini Pic Tara Reid poses in a bikini on the beach, and lo and behold, she looks amazing.

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Which Helmet from the Ukrainian Uprising is Your Favorite of the Day

A- Spaghetti Strainer Won’t Keep You Dry But Will Save You From Being Shot B- Mascot Costume Weirdness C – Contruction Helmet Modified D – Small Motorcyle Helmet on a Fat Guy I haven’t been following the Ukrainian uprising, my interest ended at videos of protestors getting shot by snipers…I like babes, not people getting shot. That said, there has been some ridiculous helmets being worn by the ill-equipped protestors…and here are the three best I’ve seen so far…vote for your favorite.. Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post’s poll.

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Some Jason Biggs Placenta of the Day

In what is probably the worst possible way to celebrate the birth of your new kid…that is already damaged thanks to being cut from Jason Biggs’ DNA cloth…is to post a pic of the afterbirth…that’s not so frothy…but rather totally fucking repulsive, even abusive to his fans who don’t ever want to or need to see this..I mean show us your shredded vagina…or maybe even some milk filled tits…not this shit that crawled out of your vagina you vile fucking whore… That said…best way to end the week….

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Feeling Punny? Here’s Another Chance to Win an American Reunion Prize Pack

Hope you still have your thinking caps on, Skin fans, because we’ve got another chance for you to win an American Reunion prize pack featuring American Pie on Blu-ray, American Reunion on Blu-ray, and beer-flavored lip balm courtesy of our friends at Universal Pictures ! What is Jason Biggs thinking as he gets a face full of Ali Cobrin ‘s can? Submit your caption in the comments and you’ll be entered to win! Enter YOUR caption after the jump!

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GALLERY: The American Pie Cast, Then and Now

It’s hard to believe it’s been 13 years since Jason Biggs first made sweet, sweet love to that apple pie, but with this week’s American Reunion the gang is back, three sequels and four subpar spin-off movies later, to catch up and wax nostalgic about the good old days. Marinate on where all those years went while you catch up with the American Pie gang in Movieline’s Then and Now gallery and inevitably decide — as we all do on occasion while wine-drunk, yearbook in hand — which among them aged the best over the years. The whole gang is back in American Reunion , which sees the return of Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, Chris Klein , Mena Suvari , Shannon Elizabeth , Thomas Ian Nicholas , Seann William Scott , Tara Reid , Natasha Lyonne , Eugene Levy, Jennifer Coolidge, and yes, The Shermanator. More than a decade after their first outing I’d say the entire American Pie cast is looking good. Especially you, Eugene Levy . Rrrawr. Click to launch the time warp to 1999 gallery!

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REVIEW: Sex Is Messy — Even Without Pie — in American Reunion

It ought to be no fun watching characters you came to know as randy, unruly high school students turn into grown-ups with jobs, families and crappy sex lives. That’s what happens to real-life people; why subject fictional characters to it? But somehow American Reunion — the third movie sequel to Paul and Chris Weitz’s hall-of-fame teen sex comedy 1999 American Pie — makes the harsh reality jolt almost painless. The picture is devilishly entertaining, not least because it’s laced with just the sort of dumb raunchy jokes you hate yourself for laughing at. But it also preserves, to a degree, the elemental sweetness that made the original (though not the two subsequent sequels) so distinctive: In the first movie, embarrassment and awkwardness over sex results not just in a mess in the kitchen, but in painful and unbridgeable rifts between people. In American Reunion , that awkwardness may have lessened somewhat, but it hasn’t completely gone away. You can think you’re trading old problems for new ones, only to find that the old ones are perennial – they just find different ways to flourish in your life. That’s a discomforting idea in the midst of a picture that trades mostly in gags about tube socks’ being used for illicit personal business, nostalgia for the mind-blowing oral sex of yore (meaning high school) and men who, as they near middle age with all its attendant spare tires and love handles, can’t help looking hungrily at the nubile teenage babes they used to be able to attract. Directors Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg (the masterminds behind the always-silly but also surprisingly progressive Harold and Kumar franchise) are perhaps more comfortable dealing with ridiculous sex jokes than they are with raw human feeling. Still, American Reunion chugs along with brash confidence, unembarrassed about how crude and goofy it is. Dumb cheerfulness – in the face of life’s big quandaries, no less — is its big selling point. Jason Biggs and Alyson Hannigan are back as Jim and Michelle; they’ve managed to survive a few years of married life and now have a toddler son, which means, of course, that their sex life has taken a nosedive. Still, they’re looking forward to getting away from it all at a weekend reunion with the high school old gang: Kevin (Thomas Ian Nicholas) is now a stay-at-home architect whose life is ruled by his significant other; Oz (Chris Klein) is a smooth TV sports analyst with a pneumatic blonde girlfriend; no one even knows where Eddie Kaye Thomas’s Finch is (though he makes the most glamorous entrance of the bunch, perched on a motorcycle and swathed in mystery); and Stifler (Seann William Scott) is still being vulgar, horny, annoying Stifler, so much so that he hasn’t even been told about the reunion. That doesn’t stop him from showing up, and he proceeds to work all kinds of satyr-like mischief. The girls show up too, and characteristically, they seem to have evolved further than the guys have. Oz’s old squeeze Heather (Mena Suvari) arrives on the arm of her surgeon-boyfriend, only to realize she’s still captivated by her ex-boyfriend’s luminous guilelessness (which he’s held onto even though he’s now a show-biz guy). And Kevin melts at the sight of Vicky (Tara Reid), even though he’s clearly happy with his bossy wife. Meanwhile, Michelle bemoans her moribund sex life, and a new character, Selena (Dania Ramirez), arrives on the scene to serve as a love interest for one character who truly deserves one. The sordid silliness that ensues includes Jim’s being seduced by the now-comely young woman for whom he used to baby-sit; Stifler showing up in full party regalia, an “Orgasm Donor” T-shirt; the marvelous Eugene Levy, in an array of short-sleeved dad shirts, attempting to re-enter the dating game (he has a great moment where he asks, earnestly, if a “vadge” is half a vagina); and Jennifer Coolidge as the legendary vixen known only as Stifler’s Mom, who spends her few small scenes relaxing (and almost audibly purring) on a divan as she waits for her next victim to enter her lair. It’s all as ludicrous as you’d expect, but everybody goes away having learned a little something about life, love and assorted unorthodox sexual practices. The plot takes a few missteps: Eddie Kaye Thomas’s Finch – who, in the first movie, was a debonair misfit high-schooler in an ascot – is given a cool backstory that’s ultimately taken away from him, a grave mistake. But mostly, Hurwitz and Schlossberg (who also wrote the script, based on Adam Herz’s original characters) allow everyone the appropriate amount of dignity – and remember, these guys don’t need much. Least of all Scott’s Stifler, who, in all his wickedness, really is the movie’s heart and soul, so pure in his Stiflerness that it’s impossible to revile him without loving him too. At one point he flips through the yearbook and reminisces about a favorite sexual conquest: “She was the mouth that got away!” he says wistfully. But he too is forced to reckon with some mind-blowing realities: The look on his face when he learns that two – or more! – of his fellow lacrosse-team members are gay is that of a kid who’s just seen Santa Claus getting it on with mom. His disbelief is so pure and naïve that it’s almost not funny — but in the end, of course it is. And the movie gives him, and his lacrosse-player pals, a clever and welcome moment of grace. American Reunion is suitably generous toward its characters. For those who are turned off by such blatant displays of humanity, there are also dick jokes. You see, everybody wins.

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American Reunion’s Ali Cobrin: "Jason Biggs Taught Me About Sex" [PIC]

Baby-faced brunette Ali Cobrin beat out thousands of other young actresses for her role in the upcoming comedy American Reunion , and it’s no surprise…she’s been preparing for it since she was nine years old: “I grew up on this series of movies…I was nine years old when I saw the first American Pie , which I know is very young, but I have an older brother,” she says with a smile. “He opened my eyes to American Pie , and I in turn went to Jason Biggs and said, ‘You taught me all about sex at nine years old. ‘ ” Ali snagged the role of Kara , who was described in an open casting call for American Reunion as “the sweet girl next door you used to babysit…now she’s a senior in high school and a full blown hottie .” Take special note of the last line: “Please note upper frontal nudity is required. ” Get to know American Reunion ‘s Ali Cobrin with sexy pics and clips right here at MrSkin.com!

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American Reunion Movie Premiere at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre

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Facebook.com – Become a Fan! Twitter.com – Follow Us! Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, Seann William Scott, Neil Patrick Harris, Shannon Elizabeth. Eddie Kaye Thomas, John Cho, and Eugene Levy all made appearances at the “American Reunion” US Premiere at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. Alyson Hannigan, who is currently pregnant, was very engaged signing autographs for fans, while Shannon Elizabeth showed up, looking more stunning than ever. Neil Patrick Harris “suited up” and made an appearance. Jason Biggs and Eddie Kaye Thomas engaged the crowd and posed for photos, As well as Seann William Scott. CF1A5A70

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American Reunion Trailer: One Thumb Up!

On April 6, the cast from American Pie will reunite for their 10th high school reunion in East Great Falls, Michigan, and so much has changed. Or not at all. The new American Reunion trailer below shows Seann William Scott in all his glory as the sex-crazed, pot-stirring Stifler, while Jason Biggs’ Jim is married with a kid. When a girl he used to babysit invites Jim to her 18th birthday party, Stifler wants him to hit it, to which Jim says, “I’m not going to cheat on my wife. I’m a father.” Stifler’s eloquent response: “Be her daddy.” Classy as always! American Reunion Trailer (Full Length) Another classic, revolting moment: Jim’s dad telling him all the good things a man can do with a strategically placed thumb. Some things never change … American Reunion also brings back Mena Suvari, Eugene Levy, Tara Reid, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Shannon Elizabeth, Chris Klein, Thomas Ian Nichols and Jennifer Coolidge.

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Ali Fedotowsky Bikini Ass of the Day

Jason Biggs from American Pie fame has a wife who I told on twitter that I wanted to give her an abortion with my tongue after she wrote on twitter something along the lines of “my favorite part of The Bachelor is when the girls equate getting fingered for love”…and despite hating most things most people say…I kinda agreed with her….not that I’ve ever seen any of these shows, but the concept of putting one dude in a house with a bunch of catty women, fighting for his “love”, only for him to choose one he loves at the end of the season, who he will contractually stay with for one year, when really it is just a quest for these useless whores to get on TV, is pretty fucking pathetic and really reminds us just how fucking weird our world is….where fags can’t get married, but TV can make a mockery of marriage with retards and sluts fighting for camera time, while America eats the bullshit up….it must have some real negative repercussions on our morals and values…provided we even have any…cuz I know I don’t… Here’s one of the cunt in a bikini…..

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