Shay Mitchell is one of the players in the Pretty Little Liars show…and she’s gone on, and branched out from easy to digest, bullshit TV shows that reach the masses but that suck if you have half a brain…that are obviously better than any TV show I’ve written, produced or been on, so you don’t need to send me emails about how I’m just jealous of Shay Mitchell, at least she’s doing it, and living it, and getting paid…and a loser like me can’t have an opinion of her…even though her day rate is based on our opinion of her…. What I’m trying to say is that she wrote a book…a book that seems ridiculous, but that she was smart enough to attach her name to because it will become a TV series of it’s own for her tween fanbase…that she’s clearly manipulating…or a movie series…either way…it’s going to make this one-trick pony rich as fuck…some Gossip Girl / Sex in the City / Twilight shit….all because of her celebrity and fan base… Not quite genius,but I guess she’s not an idiot, or her management are idiots… blame Canada…even though she’s too good for Canada…except when it comes to supporting her team…something Toronto fans can #cometogether staring at… I guess Ashley Benson’s not an idiot either, because she’s socializing with the bitch, because they work together, it’s good for paparazzi / PR and most importantly…good to maintain friendships, because this bitch is about the blow up and become powerful..unfortunately not actually blow up…or fall to the depths of desperation willing to suck dick for an audition… I hate when girls make it, but like when they “make it”… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shay Mitchell For Canada of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t watch Big Bang Theory…I actually fucking hate it. I find it simplistic comfort humor, because it is a formula that people have grown up being forced to watch back when we only had 3 network channels that decided what we watch… I know that the show is obviously very successful, because people love watching it…I guess because they missed Friends…and the execs figured if nerd speak was thrown into the mix…in this nerd era…casting average looking girls…they can’t get sued…as long as the bad acting, bad jokes, and bad characters don’t have Jennifer Aniston hard nipples, or coffee shops…replaced with computer talk…the moron world will buy into it…and they did…because the main cast is getting 100 million dollars EACH over the next 4 years of doing this… What a scam…and here’s one of the characters named Melissa Rauch flashing pink panties…not because it is erotic, not because it is relevant, not because she is hot…not because her booty is hot…but because you’re a nerd loser…and probably jerk off to this character on the show you probably watch…I hate you..I am doing this because I hate you… The post Melissa Rauch for The Stndrd Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here is Jennifer Aniston, finally married, demonstrating…a kick… I don’t find Jennifer Aniston a compelling character, beyond her nipples there is not much there, and I’ve always been a firm supporter of Brad Pitt in leaving this one for the other one, who seems darker and more fun in bed… I mean sure Jennifer Aniston is a Greek and greeks love anal, but I’m sure that ex heroin addict, daddy issue, rich kid brad who dresses like a Goth…delves far deeper into fetishes…when not adopting 100 kids to build her own army… That said, soccer moms everywhere aspire to be this fit, look at my ass I still got it at 45…even though my husband cheats on me with young girls…and I’ll look at anything in spandex… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Aniston Ass Does a Kick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Not only has Sandra Bullock been named the world’s most beautiful woman , but she is also off the market!!! The 51-year-old Oscar winning actress is dating Bryan Randall, a Los Angeles-based photographer. According to People Magazine, Sandra’s new beau is a 49-year-old Portland, Oregon, native. A source told the mag, the couple met through mutual friends and has been dating for “several months!” One can only assume that her boyfriend is just as beautiful as she is. Of course, Randall has worked as a model for nearly 20 years and has posed for Saint Laurent and Harper’s Bazaar. The couple was spotted leaving Los Angeles’ Craig’s Thursday night. Sources also said that Bullock brought her new man as her date to the secret, star-studded wedding of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux on August 5. Sandra hasn’t had the best luck in love. She was previously married to Jessie James. But they divorced in 2010 after five years of marriage. Their split was the result of allegations that Jessie cheated on her. Before they pulled the plug on their marriage, Sandra and Jessie were in the process of adopting a child. Bullock proceeded with the adoption and became a proud single mother to her son, Louis, in April 2010. “He’s just perfect, I can’t even describe him any other way,” the actress told People Magazine at the time. Louis, who is now 5-years-old, has been the main man in her life since her divorce. Her decision to voice a character in the new Minions movie was made with her son in mind. “I wanted to make something my son could see and watch and enjoy, even though he doesn’t know what I do and he doesn’t know it’s me – I can sit in the theater and watch him,” she said to the Belfast Telegraph. “Nothing makes me happier than hearing that boy laugh.” Last year, there were rumors that Sandra Bullock and Chris Evans were dating . We hope her relationship with Bryan ends up being the real deal this time!!
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Oh, you crazy supermarket tabloids. You keep saying Selena Gomez is pregnant? And so is Jennifer Aniston? And Kim Kardashian has broken up with Kanye West 79 times by now, right? WRONG! These tabloid cover stories are all so very wrong. But that's what makes them hilarious! 1. Selena Gomez Pregnant Story This tabloid cover story claims Selena Gomez miscarried Justin Bieber’s baby. For shame, In Touch Weekly. 2. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren’t doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid. 3. Kate Middleton Tabloid Report Is Kate Middleton pregnant again? According to this (false) tabloid report, you bet. 4. Miranda Lambert Tabloid Cover Miranda Lambert is on the cover of the new issue of Life & Style. 5. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 6. Jennifer Aniston Pregnant, Alone Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and alone. That does not sound like a good combination. View Slideshow
You may want to sit down for this one, Brangelina fans: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are getting divorced ! At least that’s what the new issue of In Touch is claiming, and when has a tabloid ever lied to you? “Insiders” are claiming that things started to go wrong from the moment Pitt and Jolie got married last summer. You would think they would’ve had some idea of what to expect after more than a decade together, but apparently not: “He says she’s controlled him from day one of their relationship,” says one source. “Although he liked her taking charge at first, he’s come to resent the power he’s allowed her to have over him.” Yes, according to In Touch, Brad is the one who’s walking out: “He’s the one who’s calling time on their marriage. He’s told Angie they’re over, ” says the source. “He’s beyond miserable and wants out.” Somewhere, Jennifer Aniston is cackling maniacally while stroking the cat that she uses as a substitute for the children she never had. Or maybe she would be if this story wasn’t loaded with more BS than a rodeo stable. The magazine goes on to claim that Brad and Angie will slog through their promotional duties for the upcoming By the Sea, and then announce their split before the end of 2015. It’s a good thing they’re giving us plenty of time to stock up on tissues for the river of tears that’s soon to come. View Slideshow: Brangelina Photos: Through the Years
Kelly Osbourne and other stars are reacting to Kathy Griffin quitting Fashion Police yesterday, and the collective response has been nothing but positive. The 54-year-old Griffin announced on Twitter that she is out of the E! series after just seven episodes, as her brand of humor did not fit with the series. Fashion Police has been extremely controversial as of late, which would seemingly make it a perfect fit for a star who courts controversy like Kathy. Not the case, though. While she can certainly be “inappropriate” in her comedy, as she admits, she feels the show goes too far for no reason at all. “I am a freedom-loving female and gay rights activist who loves to find the funny in all people, attitudes, beliefs, and appearances, but only when the context permits intelligent humor.” “My brand of humor, while unrepentant and unafraid, is all about CONTEXT.” “Listen, I am no saint. But I do not want to use my comedy to contribute to a culture of unattainable perfectionism and intolerance towards difference.” She wished the show and its creative team well … but DAMN! Griffin thanked fans who back her efforts to “help women, gay kids, people of color and anyone who feels underrepresented to have a voice and a LAUGH!” Her comments quickly drew praise from her ex-colleague. Kelly Osbourne quit Fashion Police last month as well, and writes, “I could not be more proud of you @kathygriffin you have my love and support always!” The two stars’ departures both come in the wake of Giuliana Rancic bashing Zendaya during the Oscars with a joke many felt was racially charged. Griffin had previously condemned the joke, and Osbourne sought to distance herself from Rancic and the quip even before she bolted the program. Chelsea Handler, another former E! personality, also commended Griffin: “@kathygriffin way to go girl. Stick to your guns. Onwards and sideways. Lub you.” Rosie O’Donnell, Jane Lynch, Ashley Fink, Josh Groban, Aubrey Plaza and many others were equally quick to give Griffin props for her exit from E! The show’s future is far from clear. The next Fashion Police episode is set for March 30, even though only Rancic and Brad Goreski are left on the panel. Is this the end of an era? And would it be a good thing? 29 Celebrities With and Without Makeup 1. Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian’s doesn’t lie about the fact that makeup MAKES her who she is. She’s shared more than one tutorial about how to get her signature look using highlighting products to contour her face. 2. Lady Gaga Lady Gaga is quite beautiful underneath her sometimes bizarre makeup looks. Also? Eyebrows are SUPER important. 3. Bethenny Frankel Housewife turned author turned talk show host Bethenny Frankel uses makeup to shave years off her face. Hey, it’s probably better than botox and plastic surgery. 4. Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez is a work of art, according to Diddy. Well, that badonkadonk is the real deal, but the makeup? That has something to do with it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Cameron Diaz There’s something about Cameron Diaz, even without makeup. 6. Kylie Jenner We really love Kylie Jenner’s laid back and natural look. Well, both of them. 7. Britney Spears Oh Brit Brit. Makeup makes all the difference for Britney Spears. With it she looks slightly less like she’s going to shave her head again. 8. Kate Middleton Oh Duchess! We’re almost sorry that Kate Middleton looks a little like Quasimodo here. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson doesn’t look like the ScarJo we know without makeup. 10. Beyonce Beyonce is beautiful no matter what. Period. The end. With makeup and glammed up or without and rockin the natural look. Just stunning. 11. Beyonce (Again) Another great example of the Queen Bey, with and without makeup. 12. Heidi Klum Check out Heidi Klum in her no makeup selfie and again on the red carpet. With a face like that it’s no wonder she’s a supermodel. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Rihanna Rihanna rocks the no makeup selfies like no other, but she’s quite the stunner when she gets glammed out for appearances. 14. Tyra Banks Tyra Banks is one of the most successful supermodels in the business. She’s not afraid to share what’s behind the makeup either. 15. Demi Lovato Demi Lovato gets all dolled up for photo shoots and music videos, but she also knows how to keep it real and does so on the regular. 16. Demi Lovato (Again) Another Demi Lovato mashup that was too good to pass up. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Kerry Washington It’s SUPER hard to believe that the face on the left and the face on the right are the same face. But that’s definitely Kerry Washington. 18. Chelsea Handler We think Chelsea Handler should make this her Twitter avatar. 19. Emma Watson Emma Watson is so flawless we almost can’t stand her. 20. Kathy Griffin One word about Kathy Griffin with no makeup. SHUDDER. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Katie Holmes Katie Holmes with no makeup takes us back to the creek and our Joey Potter-loving days. 22. Marilyn Manson What? Guys can totally wear makeup too! 23. Tina Fey One thing we love about Tina Fey is the way she embraces herself, both with and without makeup. 24. Miley Cyrus Miley basically gives her middle finger to anybody who dares hate on her for leaving the house sans makeup. We can totally respect that. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Lindsay Lohan On the left, we have a slightly drugged out Lindsay Lohan. And on the right, we have a still drugged out Lindsay Lohan who had her lips injected. 26. Mila Kunis Is it just us or is it ridiculously hard to believe that the face on the left and the face on the right are the same face? But yeah, that’s Mila Kunis. 27. Selena Gomez Without makeup Selena Gomez looks a good 5 years younger than her meager 20 years. On the right, she still passes for 17, easy. 28. Taylor Swift One thing we love about Taylor Swift, besides her dancing, is the effortless way she always looks polished, even if she’s running around naked (faced). Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. AnnaLynne McCord AnnaLynne McCord is perfect with or without makeup. But quite different. The End. Up Next: ” 29 Celebrities With and Without Makeup .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Happy Friday the 13th, THG readers! On the most superstitious of all superstitious days, we’re here to make you feel better about the fact that you may avoid walking underneath some ladders today. And that you may stay as far away as possible from black cats while knocking on every piece of wood you see and saying a prayer when the click turns a certain hour. Because you’re not alone! 13 Celebrity Superstitions 1. Jennifer Aniston View Photo “If I walk onto an airplane, I always have to go on with my right foot first and tap the outside of the plane,†explains the beloved actress. “I have always done it. For luck.” 2. Megan Fox View Photo Megan Fox opened up about her airplane superstitions to Conan O’Brien, saying she always listens to Britney Spears when she is flying because “it’s not my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album.” HA! We love it. 3. Paris Hilton View Photo Hilton believes in some classics. She has said in the past that she “[knocks] on wood if someone says something that I don’t want to happen. Or I always make a wish at 11:11.” 4. Tiger Woods Why does Tiger Woods wear red on Sundays? His very superstitious mother once told him it is his lucky color… although it has not been in a very long time. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Dave Annable This actor may take the superstituous cake: “I have a weird OCD thing with coffee. I have to have my two Splendas, but the cap has to be measured with the black line in the cup. It’s really strange, but I do it every morning. It makes me feel better.” 6. Star Jones View Photo “You never put your purse on the floor because you will never have any money,” Jones says of advice her mom once gave her. 7. Missy Elliott Missy Elliott has a frightening take on certain felines: “If a black cat walks in my path, I will immediately turn around and go home, even if I am on my way somewhere.” 8. Christian Bale View Photo Christian Bale does believe in superstitions. But he isn’t scared of them: “I walk under ladders, I do all that stuff. I do it on purpose. I like provoking superstitions.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Cameron Diaz View Photo Wait… is she or isn’t she? “I knock on wood all day long…constantly,” Diaz says. “But I’ve also flown on Friday the 13th in a storm with a black cat on my lap, so I’m not that superstitious.” 10. Kristin Chenoweth View Photo Kristin Chenoweth doesn’t know how Christian Bale does it: “I have a fear of walking under ladders. It’s probably because it’d be much easier for me to do so than many people. I also say a prayer right before I got out on stage so that lights never fall on me.” 11. Emma Roberts View Photo Emma Roberts hears you, Kristin Chenoweth: “Don’t walk under ladders. My mom just walked under one yesterday and I was like, ‘Oh my God, I can’t believe you just did that!’ I’ve never walked under a ladder, ever.” 12. Rainn Wilson View Photo “I come from the theater, and you never say the word Macbeth in the theater,” Wilson says. “I believe in that because I said it once and a light fell from the ceiling and crushed my foot.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. James McAvoy View Photo “On the first of every month I have to say ‘White Rabbit’ to the first person I see. My grandmother taught me that, it’s good luck to say it,” explains the X-Men hunk. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Celebrity Superstitions .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Even the most famous, the most wealthy, the most seemingly well off people out there can relate. What do some celebrities do before boarding an airplane? What advice from his mother does one star athlete take in order to increase his chances of winning? And how does Megan Fox think Britney Spears may save her life? Click through the above photo gallery to learn about the superstitions of 13 big-name stars and be sure to pay Friday the 13th the respect it deserves.
This may be the definition of irony: According to a new report, E! is considering two women to come on board the Fashion Police… neither of whom is known for wearing very much clothing. Following Kelly Osbourne’s resignation from the program last Friday, the network is in the midst of considering a wide range of stars to take her position on the snark-heavy panel. The first name floated about belonged to Khloe Kardashian . And now and insider tells Us Weekly that both Chrissy Teigen and Amber Rose have been discussed by producers. Teigen is certainly outspoken on social media and she has an impressive modeling resume to back her up. Rose isn’t exactly known to hold back her opinions, either, especially when it comes to the Kardashians. Meanwhile, another source says Naya Rivera may also come on board. “Naya is talking to E! about being on Fashion Police,” the tabloid writes of the pregnant actress. “They are really intrigued, especially since she was so controversial during her View appearances and got so much press.” The combination of Joan Rivers’ death, combined with Giuliana Rancic’s controversial comments over Zendaya, caused Osbourne to quit the show late last week. Sources say those behind Fashion Police will likely rotate guest hosts for awhile and are in no rush to make a final decision, but here is what they should do: Cancel a show that is based entirely on the subjective criticism of others. 2015 Oscars Fashion: Who Looked Best? 1. Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo at the Oscars View Photo And the Academy Award for Best Looking Couple goes to… Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo! 2. Jennifer Aniston at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Has Jennifer Aniston ever looked back on a red carpet? She stuns here at the 2015 Academy Awards. 3. Jennifer Lopez at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Jennifer Lopez showed off just enough cleavage at the 2015 Academy Awards. Not too much, we think. Just the right amount. 4. Scarlett Johansson at the 2015 Oscars View Photo This just in: Scarlett Johansson is beautiful! She reminded us of this at the 2015 Academy Awards. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Rita Ora at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Rita Ora was not nominated for an Academy Award. But she still showed up for the event. 6. Josh Hutcherson at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Josh Hutcherson is a very good looking young man. Here he is at the 2015 Academy Awards. 7. Emma Stone at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Who out there doesn’t adore Emma Stone? The actress poses here on the red carpet of the 2015 Oscars. 8. Lady Gaga at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Before Lady Gaga performed at the 2015 Academy Awards, she wore this on the red carpet of the annual event. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Keira Knightley at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Looking gorgeous, Keira Knightley! The nominee poses here on the red carpet of the 2015 Academy Awards. 10. Viola Davis at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Viola Davis is amazing on How to Get Away with Murder. And she looks amazing here at the 2015 Academy Awards. 11. Naomi Watts at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Naomi Watts isn’t just a great actress. She also looks great one every red carpet! 12. Kelly Ripa at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Kelly Ripa stayed up late for the 2015 Academy Awards. And she looked gorgeous while doing it, don’t you think? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Lupita Nyong’o at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Lupita Nyong’o stals every red carpet event she attends. Case in point: the 2015 Academy Awards. 14. Kerry Washington at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Kerry Washington stars on Scandal. Here, however, she stars on the red carpet of the 2015 Academy Awards. 15. Julianne Moore at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Julianne Moore won Best Actress at the 2015 Oscars. First, though, she posed for a lot of photographers. 16. Jessica Chastain at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Jessica Chastain shows some leg in this photo from the 2015 Academy Awards. We adore the talented actress. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Gwyneth Paltrow at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Was this a fashion hit or miss? Grade Gwyneth Paltrow’s look at the 2015 Academy Awards. 18. Eddie Redmayne at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Eddie Redmayne took home the Academy Award for Best Actor in 2015. Are you down with his red carpet look? 19. Cate Blanchett at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Cate Blanchett is an amazing actress. And she looked amazing at the 2015 Academy Awards. 20. Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter View Photo Benedict Cumberbatch attended the 2015 Oscars with his new wife, Sophie Hunter. Don’t they look beautiful! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Reese Witherspoon at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Reese Witherspoon showed up for the 2015 Academy Awards in this black and white dress. We think she looks gorgeous. 22. John Travolta at the 2015 Oscars View Photo John Travolta smiles for photographers at the 2015 Academy Awards. What do you think of his tuxedo? 23. Jenna Dewan Tatum and Channing Tatum View Photo Jenna Dewan Tatum and Channing Tatum are very good looking people. They pose here at the 2015 Oscars. 24. Bradley Cooper at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Bradley Cooper is rather attractive. He smolders here on the red carpet of the 2015 Academy Awards. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Rosamund Pike at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Rosamund Pike is ravishing red. She didn’t win an Academy Award in 2015, but she did look gorgeous at the event. 26. Chrissy Teigen at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Chrissy Teigen is not shy. She shows off some cleavage and some leg at the 2015 Academy Awards. 27. Lauren Hashian and Dwayne Johnson at the Oscars View Photo Dwayne Johnson poses here with Lauren Hashian at the 2015 Academy Awards. The couple looks rather happy together, huh? 28. Margot Robbie at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Looking HAWT, Margot Robbie! The actress poses for pictures here at the 2015 Academy Awards. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Dakota Johnson at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Was Dakota Johnson a fashion winner or loser at the 2015 Oscars? You tell us! 30. Faith Hill and Tim McGraw at the Oscars View Photo Faith Hill has short hair and Tim McGraw does not have facial hair in this photo. What’s going on?!? 31. Michael Keaton at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Michael Keaton did not win an Academy Award in 2015. But he still looked very good on the red carpet. 32. Jennifer Hudson at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Jennifer Hudson sang at the 2015 Academy Awards. She also looked gorgeous on the red carpet beforehand. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Zendaya Coleman at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Looking pretty, Zendaya Coleman! The actress poses here at the 87th annual Academy Awards in Los Angeles. 34. Giuliana Rancic at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Giuliana Rancic strikes a pose here at the 2015 Academy Awards. What do you think of her dress? The End. Up Next: ” 2015 Oscars Fashion: Who Looked Best? .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
