Based on a new analysis of Rotten Tomatoes movie reviews, Slate has determined that Jennifer Love Hewitt is the worst-reviewed actress since 1985. If this statistic sounds impressive, that’s because it is.
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Talkback: Is Jennifer Love Hewitt Really the Worst Actress in Hollywood?
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I am sure she’s not picking cum out of her teeth, mainly cuz unless you’re like me and you haven’t had an orgasm in a decade, I highly doubt the consistency of the semen she’d be taking in her mouth would be a gummy solid…..but thinking she’s got her fingers in her mouth for strictly sexual reasons, whether it be a product of sexual activity, or a precursor to sexual activity is a hell of a lot better than thinking she’s just got an gum picking compulsion that calms her, like cutting….because it brings back a calmness she felt as a child losing her baby teeth, or that she’s picking old food out of her teeth that is starting to smell…or even that she’s dealing scabs from cosmetic dental work cuz she has an image to maintain…. And all this is to say, whatever she’s sucking, whether fingers, candy, bottles of booze or cock, oral fixations are a good personality trait on bitches you want to fuck, so even if this is mildly disgusting, and they are dressed fucking boring, it’s still porn to me…cuz disgusting has never stopped me from getting my mouth dirty…
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Blake Lively’s Oral Fixation of the Day
I am sure she’s not picking cum out of her teeth, mainly cuz unless you’re like me and you haven’t had an orgasm in a decade, I highly doubt the consistency of the semen she’d be taking in her mouth would be a gummy solid…..but thinking she’s got her fingers in her mouth for strictly sexual reasons, whether it be a product of sexual activity, or a precursor to sexual activity is a hell of a lot better than thinking she’s just got an gum picking compulsion that calms her, like cutting….because it brings back a calmness she felt as a child losing her baby teeth, or that she’s picking old food out of her teeth that is starting to smell…or even that she’s dealing scabs from cosmetic dental work cuz she has an image to maintain…. And all this is to say, whatever she’s sucking, whether fingers, candy, bottles of booze or cock, oral fixations are a good personality trait on bitches you want to fuck, so even if this is mildly disgusting, and they are dressed fucking boring, it’s still porn to me…cuz disgusting has never stopped me from getting my mouth dirty…
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Blake Lively’s Oral Fixation of the Day
It’s funny when you break it down and realize that Jennifer Love Hewitt is a middle-aged bitch destined to live in a house full of cats cuz no one wants to end up with her. You know some high maintenance shit that’s too irritating to be around after fucking her in sex that ended with you ensuring you pulled out prematurely so that there’s no chance of knocking her up…unless I got the chance to K-Fed her, in which case all that would change… I remember I watched this girl’s tits when she was a teen heartthrob, I remember I watched her tits when she was in movies, I remember I watched her tits disappear for a while, I remember I watched her tits get engaged, I watched her tits get fat, I watched her tits get dumped, I watched her tits lose the weight cuz she was sad and trying to get revenge on being dumped, I watched her tits get locked into a relationship with Jamie Kennedy Experiment to try to promote a dying show that was about to get cancelled, we watched her tits as that show get cancelled, and now I just watch her tits….far less interesting than they were at one time….but these tits will always hold a place in my pervert mind…as long as I ignore those fat calves…..and eagerness to find a husband in her eyes…
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Does Saved by the Bell of the Day
It’s funny when you break it down and realize that Jennifer Love Hewitt is a middle-aged bitch destined to live in a house full of cats cuz no one wants to end up with her. You know some high maintenance shit that’s too irritating to be around after fucking her in sex that ended with you ensuring you pulled out prematurely so that there’s no chance of knocking her up…unless I got the chance to K-Fed her, in which case all that would change… I remember I watched this girl’s tits when she was a teen heartthrob, I remember I watched her tits when she was in movies, I remember I watched her tits disappear for a while, I remember I watched her tits get engaged, I watched her tits get fat, I watched her tits get dumped, I watched her tits lose the weight cuz she was sad and trying to get revenge on being dumped, I watched her tits get locked into a relationship with Jamie Kennedy Experiment to try to promote a dying show that was about to get cancelled, we watched her tits as that show get cancelled, and now I just watch her tits….far less interesting than they were at one time….but these tits will always hold a place in my pervert mind…as long as I ignore those fat calves…..and eagerness to find a husband in her eyes…
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Does Saved by the Bell of the Day
It’s funny when you break it down and realize that Jennifer Love Hewitt is a middle-aged bitch destined to live in a house full of cats cuz no one wants to end up with her. You know some high maintenance shit that’s too irritating to be around after fucking her in sex that ended with you ensuring you pulled out prematurely so that there’s no chance of knocking her up…unless I got the chance to K-Fed her, in which case all that would change… I remember I watched this girl’s tits when she was a teen heartthrob, I remember I watched her tits when she was in movies, I remember I watched her tits disappear for a while, I remember I watched her tits get engaged, I watched her tits get fat, I watched her tits get dumped, I watched her tits lose the weight cuz she was sad and trying to get revenge on being dumped, I watched her tits get locked into a relationship with Jamie Kennedy Experiment to try to promote a dying show that was about to get cancelled, we watched her tits as that show get cancelled, and now I just watch her tits….far less interesting than they were at one time….but these tits will always hold a place in my pervert mind…as long as I ignore those fat calves…..and eagerness to find a husband in her eyes…
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Does Saved by the Bell of the Day
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Having never gone more than one full season without a boyfriend, it’s not shocking that Jennifer Love Hewitt really wants to get married. But we were still caught off guard by just how badly the large-breasted actress is dying to walk down the aisle, a fact she made clear during an appearance on Ellen this week. Asked if she has an engagement ring chosen just in case Alex Beh pops the question, JLH replied: “I actually have three because I feel like I’m doing the guy a favor. I feel women are very confusing. We never know what we want and we’re not very good at nailing that down for them. And I feel like I don’t want to be upset if he picks a bad ring, so I feel like having three picked out and saying, “Look! Look at this plethora of things you can chose from!” Hewitt was engaged to Ross McCall but broke off the engagement in early 2009. No word on whether or not the ring he chose played a role in the split.
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Before Jennifer Lopez can critique American Idol contestants this season, we’re here to judge the singer and her style at last night’s Golden Globe Awards. As she tries to climb back on to the A-list, J. Lo showed up at the event and handed out hardware alongside Alec Baldwin. Jennifer Love Hewitt, meanwhile, was also present because she was actually nominated for a Golden Globe. No, seriously! Alas, she lost out to Claire Danes in the category of Best Actress in a Television Movie. But could JLH make up for that loss with a victory in the following poll? You tell us.
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Golden Globe Fashion Face-Off: J. Lo vs. JLH
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She’s older and rounder cuz t he rest of her body caught up with her tits that were once on a small frame you obsessed over. Her face is still average at best, a little more weather, a few new wrikles that represent broken dreams and failed relationships, but she’s still Jennifer Love, the huge bust you thought was the hottest thing in the 90s. The one you used to pretend you were married to when growing up watching Party of 5 before realizing you were gay and coming out of the closet, only to tape pictures of Joshua Jackson on your pillow instead of her, knowing the plight of the homosexual was far more difficult than that of a straight mans, making your dreams of being a princess at your wedding purely just fantasy, instead of the reality it coulda become if you stuck out with Jennifer Love, cuz bitch is probably pretty desperate, willing to marry anyone who still remembers her, and I for one remember her tits cuz they are all that was good about her, so I didn’t really need this flubbery reminder, but part of me is glad I got it. To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow This Link GO
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Jennifer Love Hewitt In Her Bikini of the Day
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