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Kim Kardshian’s Wax Figure Should be a Sex Doll of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is so fucking obnoxious and way too skinny to be representative of Kim Kardashian, who clearly worked out a deal with the Wax Figure museum to generate some buzz about her wedding, by dressing this thing up in a wedding dress…. Not only is the size inadequate….but she’s also not on all fours, pigging out, being lazy and pretending to be working out, all while buying her own fame all while sucking black dick…. Cuz most pornstars…and SHE IS A PORNSTAR IN VIDEO don’t get wax figures, they get sex dolls or vagina molds made….So backwards and confusing….but you’d probably fuck this anyway, cuz lets face it, it is easier than fucking a real person. If this is her fiance…all dressed up in a Tux for the media attention like Kim Kardashian’s shameless personal assistant whore….who is getting paid to play along with this whole lie….then the joke just got better…what an idiot…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Off her Fat Ass of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt proving that if you are dumpy but not totally obese, the right straps, harnesses and bandages, spanx and tightness in a dress can squeeze you out to look big round assed and fat tittied….with a flat stomach….a trick Kim Kardashian’s been doing for years….making me think she’s going to start dating black dudes…and if we’re lucky she’ll also do a sex tape…cuz I’m the kind of guy who is into sex tapes, at any point in a celebrities career…whether at the peak or the tail end when it’s almost too late for them…as watching people fuck is always fucking lovely….and so are these pics of Jennifer Love strapped down proper….

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Thick Legs of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Love Hewitt makes me hungry and not in a sexual way…but in a get food in my belly to give me that moment of joy to distract me from the fact I’m not that tiny frame with big tits who everyone wanted to fuck anymore, but I am a hefty woman struggling with her weight and to find heels high enough to make my legs look like, cuz I can’t land a man, or really hold his interest enough for him to marry me, not even with my well trained mouth and throat muscles thanks to endless nights filled with ice cream, donuts, pizza and cake….I mean unless you count the loser fans who’d get with me like I was Britney and they were K-Fed, you know for the novelty of the whole thing, and for the better life I can provide, cuz reemember I’m rich! kind of way…. Here are some pics of her thick legs… TO SEE A PICTURE OF HER SHOWING OFF HER FAT ASS IN THIS OUTFIT FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Idiotic Planking Video of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Planking is taking over….I knew it was a trend a few months ago…but I didn’t think it was actually going to go mainstream…I mean I see the shit in facebook albums…in wedding photos….I see the shit when I decide to leave my house cuz the world’s not all that scary and I even found myself explaining to a group of people what planking was last night…cuz they had never heard of it..they didn’t quite get the point of it…I tried to tell them if the right girl girls in the planking position in a skirt she’s easier to rape…but that still wasn’t a selling point…we cam across this video and I think it sums up planking pretty nice…cuz it’s just fucking stupid…unless you fall off a bridge doing it…

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Emma Stone Sucking Spoons Like a Slut of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emma Stone is the new Lohan. Which isn’t saying all that much because Lohan is a pile of shit of a person…with everything wrong with her, all tormented and haggard both personally and professionally…except for her awesome tear drop shaped fake tits….which are fantastic….but it ist to say her legs are awesome and thin and I like watching her suck on a spoon like a dirty little whore…. I’m a fan of this 22 year old box and all the work she’s been getting…but I just hope her rise to the top involves a lot of nude scenes, sex tapes, pussy flashes, a lot of bikini pics, and some tities….cuz it won’t be fair to us if her PR people play her up to be all wholesome and shit…cuz wholesome and shit is boring…even when it is in staged paparazzi bikini pics..or spoon sucking pics….Hollywood needs a whore…fingers crossed she’s the one…

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Posted on July 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emma Stone is the new Lohan. Which isn’t saying all that much because Lohan is a pile of shit of a person…with everything wrong with her, all tormented and haggard both personally and professionally…except for her awesome tear drop shaped fake tits….which are fantastic….but it ist to say her legs are awesome and thin and I like watching her suck on a spoon like a dirty little whore…. I’m a fan of this 22 year old box and all the work she’s been getting…but I just hope her rise to the top involves a lot of nude scenes, sex tapes, pussy flashes, a lot of bikini pics, and some tities….cuz it won’t be fair to us if her PR people play her up to be all wholesome and shit…cuz wholesome and shit is boring…even when it is in staged paparazzi bikini pics..or spoon sucking pics….Hollywood needs a whore…fingers crossed she’s the one…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Spanx Really Worked of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of what I assume is Jennifer Love Hewitt trying hard to steal the show from Jennifer Aniston at the Horrible Bosses premiere, cuz girls are catty and there’s only room for one of them on the red carpet, mainly because Jennifer Love takes up all the space… What I’m trying to say is that just cuz bitch got herself all strapped the fuck down in a tight dress that I can only assume has more straps and harnesses under the shit to make her come across as something you want to fuck…even though the strapping and harnessing system neglected the backs of her thighs….she’s still never going to be what she was…jerk off able….big tits on a small frame….no matter how much modern science goes into a look…but for the benefit of all of us…she may want to figure out how to wear this shit everyday without people noticing, cuz it is a step up from THese Bikini Pics

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Posted on July 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of what I assume is Jennifer Love Hewitt trying hard to steal the show from Jennifer Aniston at the Horrible Bosses premiere, cuz girls are catty and there’s only room for one of them on the red carpet, mainly because Jennifer Love takes up all the space… What I’m trying to say is that just cuz bitch got herself all strapped the fuck down in a tight dress that I can only assume has more straps and harnesses under the shit to make her come across as something you want to fuck…even though the strapping and harnessing system neglected the backs of her thighs….she’s still never going to be what she was…jerk off able….big tits on a small frame….no matter how much modern science goes into a look…but for the benefit of all of us…she may want to figure out how to wear this shit everyday without people noticing, cuz it is a step up from THese Bikini Pics

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Watch the International Trailer for The Help: Heart of Stone

Posted on June 8, 2011 by | Leave a comment

You’ll note that the new trailer for The Help calls Kathryn Stockett’s source material a “sensational bestseller.” That may be, but not much else is screaming “sensation” here: Viola Davis’s one-note dignity, Bryce Dallas Howard’s adversarial prissiness, and Emma Stone’s smiley do-gooder shtick aren’t providing much in the way of originiality. But maybe I’m just cynical; check out the new international trailer and let’s hash this out.

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VIDEO: Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis Reunite to Talk 20 Years of Thelma and Louise

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This is one where it’s probably just to do a quick intro and get out of the way: To commemorate the 20th anniversary of their post-feminist partners-in-crime road trip Thelma and Louise , co-stars Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis dropped by Toronto’s shimmering Bell Lightbox for a special screening and discussion with Toronto International Film Festival honcho Noah Cowan. The fest’s YouTube page put just about 100 seconds of the Oscar winners’ chat online; here’s hoping for there is more where that came from. Check it out:

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