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The Situation — An Un-Real Diva

Filed under: The Situation , TV Sources at ” Jersey Shore ” tell TMZ hands down … the diva is The Situation , and he’s made taping Season 2 extremely difficult. We’re told Sitch is now convinced he knows more about producing the show than the producers or MTV .

‘Jersey Shore’ Star The Situation Prepares Debut Single

Club banger called (of course) ‘The Situation’ will be released on iTunes this week. By Gil Kaufman Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Photo: Kevin Winter/ Getty Images You’ve seen plenty of the abs, now you’re going to hear the voice that goes with the six-pack. “Jersey Shore” star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is preparing to drop his first single this week. The fist-pumping, floor-slapping dance track titled, of course, “The Situation,” is a collaboration with Fatman Scoop, DJ Class and the Disco Fries, according to TMZ , which posted a brief clip of the tune on Monday (June 14). Slated to hit iTunes this week, the tune has a basic techno backbeat and finds “the Sitch” AutoTune singing his way through lyrics about a debauched night out at the club over the kind of banging track he’s probably used to hearing from his pal, Pauly D. “We got a Situation here,” the fitness center assistant manager-turned-reality-star says at the outset over

‘Jersey Shore’ Wisdom Comes To Life With Jackson Rathbone, Others

Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson and other celebs re-enact the best lines from ‘Gym, Tanning, Laundry: The Official Jersey Shore Quote Book.’ By Jonathan Goldner, with reporting by MTV News staff The Situation, J-Woww and Pauly D from MTV’s “Jersey Shore” Photo: MTV Everyone remembers those classic moments from season one of “Jersey Shore.” Snooki getting punched and Pauly D taking the grenade will no doubt live on in our hearts forever. But there were actually a lot of life lessons hidden amidst the GTL high jinks. The best of those — Women really are a game. Thanks, Pauly! — are collected in “Gym, Tanning, Laundry: The Official Jersey Shore Quote Book,” which hits bookstores Tuesday. In honor of this momentous occasion, MTV News asked some of our favorite visiting celebrities to get their Seaside on and deliver their best recitations of those famous “JS” Zen moments. First to take up the challenge was former professional wrestler Mick Foley, who proudly channeled Snooki, proclaiming, “My boobs are so tight I can’t breathe. Is that normal?” He also did a bang-up job of JWoww’s legendary “ham and water” moment. Jackson Rathbone gave us a suspiciously good impression of “The Situation” that needs to be seen to be believed. Next to step up to the plate was MTV’s own Warren the Ape , who one day might attain “Shore”-level fame himself. He hopes. After lamenting the number of metaphors we asked him to recite, Warren made Ronnie sound like Shakespeare himself with a thunderous reading of “You just take your shirt off and they come to you. It’s like a fly comes to sh–.” Applause could be heard up and down the halls of MTV News as employees wept openly at the raw drama shown by the ape. All that is to say nothing of UFC’s Quinton “Rampage” Jackson giving us his best JWoww with “No man will ever touch me like that ever twice.” Rampage, indeed! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Watch the video, pick up the book and get ready to hit the beach again when season two of “Jersey Shore” starts July 29 at 10 p.m. What is your favorite “Jersey Shore” quote? Let us know in the comments! Related Videos The Wisdom Of ‘Jersey Shore’ Related Photos Exclusive Pages From The Official ‘Jersey Shore’ Quote Book

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Bad Situation: Jersey Shore Star Attempts Rap Career

We were just thinking that The Situation from Jersey Shore needed to embark on a rap career and release a song called ” The Situation ” when lo and behold! The hot track hits iTunes next week. The Sitch knows a thing or two about wife-beaters, but his beats? Would you call them ill – or will they simply make you ill? A collaboration with Fatman Scoop, DJ Class, The Disco Fries, the song may be one of the worst attempts at music in history even after all the sound effects. But who are we to judge? Take a listen and vote for yourself: The Situation Raps What do you think of The Situation’s attempt at rap?

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The Situation’s Rap Song — Listen at Your Own Risk

Whether you like it or not, ab-flasher The Situation is releasing a rap song — and we’ve got the first clip. * Warning — explicit language* The ” Jersey Shore ” star’s song — aptly titled “The Situation” — is a collaboration with Fatman Scoop , DJ… Read more

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Snooki Re: Tanning — Pants on Fire!

Filed under: Snooki , Barack Obama , Budweiser Select 55 Snooki wasn’t telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth when she said she didn’t use tanning beds anymore because of President Barack Obama ‘s harsh comments. Our ” Jersey Shore ” spies tell us Snooki is now doing what’s called a… Read more

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John Mayer Can’t Stomach The Situation

Filed under: John Mayer , The Situation , Hot Bodies , Jersey Shore Backstage at last night’s CMT Music Awards in Nashville , John Mayer ‘s hairy stomach was no competition for the ripped, shaved, smooth mid-section of ” Jersey Shore ” tanned ham The Situation . In this case, The Situation’s body is a wonderland. Read more

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Snooki: Jersey Boys Are Better Than Miami Men!

Newly single Snooki didn’t find the men in Miami up to par when she was shooting the latest season of Jersey Shore there. “The guys in Miami were actually really skinny,” the…

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