Jersey Shore’s Deena Nicole Cortese won’t face criminal charges for disorderly conduct following her arrest for acting like a drunk jackass in the middle of the day last month, however the hot mess will be forced to pay a fine . For failing to use the sidewalk. Deena was briefly jailed in Seaside Heights, N.J., for dancing in the streets and “slapping cars” … seriously. Her parents sprung her later that day. A disorderly conduct charge was dropped today in court, but Deena must pay a fine after pleading guilty to what is known as a “Title 39” instead. That would be failure to use the sidewalk and instead walking in the middle of the street, which is technically a crime but hardly ever enforced. She apologized for “causing any trouble,” paid $139 and was let go, free to help Snooki push beer in a stroller until her guidette heart’s content.
Free clinic funds not included… Jersey Shore Cast Members Required To Sign ‘VD Clause’ Producers of reality television show “Jersey Shore” are having nothing to do with the potential consequences of the extracurricular activities of the cast. Prior to filming, each cast member is reportedly required to sign a smash-at-your-own risk agreement that exempts the producers and the show from being blamed for any unwanted souvenirs that they take home during taping as a result of their slorefest smash sessions. Veteran entertainment journalist Seth Kaufman , who has written a hot first novel about the cynical business of reality television, tells us that cast members of the MTV show, which is reportedly shooting its last season — and other reality series — have to agree to what’s known as a “VD clause” in which they agree not to hold show producers responsible for any sexually transmitted diseases they may catch while shooting the show. “What I’m told is that it’s pretty standard for reality shows,” says Kaufman, who refers to the creepy clause in “The King of Pain,” which was just published by Sukuma Books. GTL= Gym, Tan, Let it burn. Source Image via Wenn
Lucy Mecklenburgh is on some show called the TOWNIES, which is some UK garbage that I assume is like Jersey Shore, but I don’t know what Sussex is, or why anyone cares about it, cuz I am not from the UK…I just know the bitch who is on the show self promoting herself was out in a white bikini, and that’s all it really takes to matter for me….I don’t give a fuck about body, shape or size…sure I like bitches fit and tight…but if they are half naked I’ll stare regardless of whether I like what I am seeing or not…cuz that’s all part of being a pervert….something I’m 80 percent sure I am…. To See The Rest of the Pics of Lucy Mecklenburgh in a White Bikini FOLLOW THIS LINK
Selena Gomez is easily one of the sexiest girls in music right now and here she is pointing to her breasts wearing an outfit and blouse that is pretty see-through Continue reading →
‘Jersey Shore’ star, who just wrapped up his own spin-off, says there is no rivalry among the cast. By Jocelyn Vena Pauly D Photo: Don’t expect there to be any tension among the “Jersey Shore” crew as they film the next season of their hit show. According to the cast, there are no hard feelings between since they fully support one another’s spin-offs. Pauly D just wrapped up his own MTV series, “The Pauly D Project,” just in time for the network to welcome “Snooki & JWoww” to its lineup. The show, which premiered Thursday, will follow the girls as they have one final fling before Snooki welcomes her first child into the world. Before it even kicked off, Mr. Delvecchio himself expressed his excitement about the show. “Oh, no way [is there any rivalry]. No way!’ he told MTV News back in April at the network’s upfront. “I’m actually dying to see their show. I want to see it ’cause we’ve all been through this together too, so were experiencing all the spin-offs together.” The love goes both ways, with the mama-to-be also agreeing that no matter what anyone in the crew does, whether it be a TV show or any other project, the “JS” family will always have one another’s backs. “Every time something happens with any of us we’re always happy for each other,” Snooki said. “We’re never like ‘Ugh, they got that.’ We’re very genuine about it.” But just because the cast only shares love, doesn’t mean that sometimes they won’t get into an argument or two . “We have a couple fights, it’s pretty amusing now that we’re over them,” JWoww told MTV News in June about her new show. “It’s just typical relationship … me and him are hotheads. We go from zero to sixty, and he’s the first boyfriend that I’ve ever had that won’t back down … Roger’s like ‘you’re out of your mind.’ You kinda saw it last season when I tried to give him sh– and he was like, ‘I don’t know who you think you’re talking to.’ ” Related Videos Snooki & JWOWW | Ep. 1 | Sorry Neighbors, Cause These Bitches Are Moving In MTV News Extended Play: Snooki And JWoww Related Photos Snooki & JWOWW | Cast Photos
This is fucking disgusting….you know one of those moments where bitch shoulda looked in the mirror before heading out there to pretty much shit on the world and offend all things sacred about a bikini or a half naked woman with her fat fucking gut…..and the worst thing is that she probably did look in the fucking mirror and said to her fat self “damn I look good” in some serious delusion I think a lot of bitches are victims of cuz so many girls I see in bikinis have no business being in bikinis…this Jersey Shore bitch doesn’t matter….she might as well be the fat slow on your snorkeling tour on your all inclusive trip in Mexico…but apparently, people care about her in her bikini so I’ll link you to the pics…I’m an asshole like that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
If you look up the word sloppy in the dictionary, I’m pretty sure this is what you’d find. Here’s The Jersey Shore’s Deena Cortese showing off her loose bikini body at the beach. Look, I’m sure there’s a market for this kind of thing, normally at a run down bar around 3am, but it doesn’t really belong on this site. Too late I guess. You’d probably also see these pictures under the words muffin top, slapper, skeezer and ughhh. Enjoy.
Is this really a hacked picture of Snooki AKA Nicole Polizzi? It certainly looks like the little Jersey Shore meatball is showing the world her pussy in this self-shot pose Continue reading →
NFL star Pacman Jones, the poster child for pro athletes behaving badly, must pay $11.6 MILLION in damages to the victims of a Las Vegas strip club shooting. Pacman (real name Adam) had been sued by Aaron Cudworth and Thomas Urbanski, two security guards who were shot outside Minxx strip club in February 2007. The now-famous incident began when Jones “made it rain” with THOUSANDS of $1 bills … then got pissed when a stripper began taking it without his permission. A fight ensued outside the club and three people were shot, including Cudworth and Urbanski. Pacman was sued, even though he was not the actual shooter. A Nevada jury found Pacman Jones responsible and awarded Cudworth $1.3 million in damages. Urbanski, who was paralyzed from the waist down, got $9.6 million. Urbanski’s wife sued for loss of marital relations and won $750,000. At the time Pacman pleaded no contest to conspiracy to commit disorderly conduct, receiving just a year’s probation and 200 hours of community service. He was suspended for the entire 2007 NFL season and part of 2008 as a result, and is currently a member of the Cincinnati Bengals … at least for now. [Photo: WENN.com]
