I am not posting this because it is all that hot. I am not posting it because I have an addiction to bikini pics and I am more than eager to post even the most obscure people in a bikini, even though that’s usually the case…I am posting this to prove a point that tattoos on chicks in fucking ugly….and even a tattoo artist with a show about being a tattoo artist knows that pussy is more pure without it looking like she covered in cheesy, jersey shore inspired, colorful vomit, like some kind of miserable sketch book….I know all the conservative dudes I know, love to hire the rattiest biker looking goth chick to suck them off when they are on business trips…and I get the appeal for them and their cookie cutter boring lives…you know to add excitement…but I also know that those inked up whores….are just that…inked up whores…and really beauty comes from untainted, untagged up like an underpass, pussy….Good job promoting your industry N.Y. ink guy….all this to say….tattoos aren’t cool….get over it frat boy.
It’s safe to say that few films are greeted with the simultaneous feelings of elation and dread that surround Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 . For 10 years, Harry, Ron, Hermione & Co. have touched millions of lives, maturing and gaining confidence as they transitioned from misfits to heroes. In a sense, their journey has mirrored that of Harry Potter ‘s fan base, for whom this is more than a film. Harry is a best friend, part of the fabric of life. Sadly, as we celebrate its greatness, we must also let that friend go at last. Our sister site, Movie Fanatic, was one of the first to see the final chapter. Despite almost unprecedented hype, it met our expectations and then some. Follow the link for Movie Fanatic’s official Harry Potter review !
Paris Hilton’s younger brother Barron just got shellacked in court, with a judge ordering him to pay nearly $5 million for hitting a guy with his car. Barron Hilton was sued by Fernando Tellez, who was working at a gas station on Pacific Coast Highway when Barron, then 18, rolled up in 2008. Hilton was drunk. And allegedly hit Tellez with his Mercedes. Tellez’s attorney claims he suffered “permanent disability” and has been forced to “undergo multiple surgeries and medical procedures” since. Barron Hilton was arrested on suspicion of DUI at 8:30 a.m. (!!) that day after blowing a .14. Paris’ bro later pleaded no contest to the charge. Now, an L.A. County Superior Court jury has ordered Hilton to fork over $4.9 million in damages, which he disputes, saying he never hit Tellez. “We disagree with the jury. Barron did not strike the attendant ,” says a Hilton source. “Barron knows he did wrong. It happened 3 years ago.” “He’s been incredibly responsible ever since.”
Spencer Falls, one half of Virgin Mobile couple “Sparah,” is reportedly dating Lindsay Lohan. We can’t confirm if that’s true … but check out this pic! LiLo celebrated her newfound freedom with a photo shoot last week – her first since she was relieved from house arrest – for her friend Tyler Shields.
Welcome to THG’s Week in Review! Below, our staff takes a look back at the stories, stars and scandals that made these last seven days so memorable. If you don’t already, you can FOLLOW THG on Twitter and Facebook for 24/7/365 news. Day in and day out, let us be your #1 celebrity gossip source! Now, a rundown of the week that was at The Hollywood Gossip : Final Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Trailer It’s the end of an era as the final Harry Potter premieres tonight. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have set a wedding date . Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, contrary to rumors, have not . Elin Nordegren and Jamie Dingman are dating! Good for her! Hines Ward was busted for DUI , but claims he wasn’t drunk. Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy welcomed a baby boy (Bing) … and … David and Victoria Beckham had a girl (Harper Seven)! Prince William and Kate Middleton took the U.S. and Canada by storm. Demi Lovato’s video for “Skyscraper” was released and well-received. Vinny is back in the fold on Jersey Shore . We don’t mean Snooki’s. Chris Brown was accused of another anti-gay rant , but denies it all. Scandal-plagued Arnold Schwarzenegger is returning to film . First, Levi. Now a Mercede Johnston Playboy spread awaits. Dexter Watches Casey Anthony Verdict The Casey Anthony verdict has many people up in arms. Just not Dexter. She’s scheduled to be released Sunday, despite death threats galore . Catherine Kieu Becker dismembered her husband’s … member. Speaking of members, Ryan Vieth allegedly showed off his. Life can be tough for Dog the Bounty Hunter . And the girls on Teen Mom . Interview: Emily Maynard on Brad Womack Breakup Emily Maynard tearfully discussed her breakup with Brad Womack. Meanwhile, The Bachelorette spoilers have all been correct so far. In a surprise move, Evel Dick Donato is out of Big Brother 13 . Lindsay Lohan thinks Lindsay Lohan is kind of a major deal. Megan Fox is pissed at Shia LeBeouf for boning and telling. Glee announced some surprise casting moves . Mila Kunis Invited to Marine Corps Ball This U.S. Marine asked Mila Kunis on a date – and she said yes! Will Justin Timberlake follow suit and accept a similar offer ? Joe Jonas has been romantically linked to Karlie Kloss . Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron were also linked. So were Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller . YIKES. Reese Witherspoon looks pregnant … but is she?
Romance. Resentment. Tears. The Bachelorette brought it all last night, with Ashley Hebert narrowing the season’s field to the lucky final four suitors. The eliminations were a bit surprising, but there is no clear favorite heading into the hometown dates, which must always be referred to as such. So who got the golden ticket home and who got the chop? Who whined way too much and who handled their ouster remarkably poorly? The episode also featured a sad interview with Emily Maynard, which we’ve posted below, in which she confirms her breakup with Brad Womack. The Bachelorette spoilers we’ve compiled include who makes it past the hometowns, and all the way to the end this season … if you dare to read. Right now, let’s break down last night’s episode, the sixth of the season, THG style. Continue on for our patented +/-
Vinny Guadagnino returned to Jersey Shore over the weekend, a little over a week after getting into an altercation with a cast member and bolting. Reports say The Situation, who walked off the set in a similar huff, is also back into the fold. But the network is far from pleased with their antics. MTV has instituted a “zero tolerance policy” for the Jersey Shore stars, threatening to fire any cast member who even thinks of going AWOL. TMZ says the network is serious this time. Walk off the show again and you’re fired, your contract will be terminated, period. No exceptions. With two cast members nearly jumping ship in the same week, MTV wants to reassert a degree of authority and show the cast who’s in charge. Of course, it’s an empty threat if they won’t back it up, or the cast doesn’t care. The Sitch firmly believes he doesn’t need the show anymore. For now, all is well in Seaside … but give it a few hours. [Photo: WENN.com]
In the shot, the cast gets all glammed-up for a late-night run through the streets of Florence, Italy, where they filmed the show starting in May. (It must have been a short stay, though. They were already back in Seaside Heights, N.J., by the end of June and hard at work at season 5.) The season begins Aug. 4 on MTV (10 p.m. ET). How do you say “brace yourself” in Italian? Jersey Shore#39;s season 4 premiere is less than a month away – and now us.com has your first look at an official cast ph
Jersey Shore Cast: Bring Back Vinny Guadagnino! After bailing on Jersey Shore last week following a fight with a cast member, Vinny Guadagnino is having dinner tonight with the rest of the cast. If things go well, things may be smoothed over and the pride of Staten Island may be returning to the house for the duration of the fifth season. In fact, several stars are reportedly lobbying for his return already. Last weekend, Vinny Guadagnino was said to be burned out with the show, got into a huge fight and left for good, heading home to Staten Island. Surprisingly, many affiliated with the show were not exactly sad to see him leave, although there has reportedly been a change of heart since. They plan on going clubbing after dinner this evening, and assuming it’s like old times, Vinny will likely be welcomed back into the fold if he wants. No word if similar overtures are being made to The Situation . [Photo: Fame Pictures]
Jersey Shore Cast: Bring Back Vinny Guadagnino! After bailing on Jersey Shore last week following a fight with a cast member, Vinny Guadagnino is having dinner tonight with the rest of the cast. If things go well, things may be smoothed over and the pride of Staten Island may be returning to the house for the duration of the fifth season. In fact, several stars are reportedly lobbying for his return already. Last weekend, Vinny Guadagnino was said to be burned out with the show, got into a huge fight and left for good, heading home to Staten Island. Surprisingly, many affiliated with the show were not exactly sad to see him leave, although there has reportedly been a change of heart since. They plan on going clubbing after dinner this evening, and assuming it’s like old times, Vinny will likely be welcomed back into the fold if he wants. No word if similar overtures are being made to The Situation . [Photo: Fame Pictures]