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These Disgusting Mom Selfies Will Ruin Your Mother’s Day

Thank goodness for mothers, we know. They brought us into this world and they helped shape us into (hopefully) responsible, benevolent adults. But they can be so embarrassing at times! Especially when they try to be cool and just end up snapping really ridiculous selfies. Consider these cases in point (and then go give your mother a hug or a phone call anyway)… 1. This is How You Do It! Look at mom now, honey. Pay attention! You want the focus to be entirely on your cleavage because that’s how you lure in a man. 2. MOM!!!!!! Listen to me and take care of my needs over taking that picture of yourself in a bikini!!!!!!!! 3. Little Help Here! The selfie can wait. I am just a toddler. I could drown in this bathtub. Seriously, Mom. 4. Mommy Needs a Hand Excuse me, dear, can you stop playing and help mommy for a minute. I can’t get these pants off on my own. 5. Inked and Proud! Do you think people will like this, son? Son? Hey… son! Stop looking at my rear end! 6. Dressing Room Raucous We’re really not sure what’s going on here. But nothing good can come out of this. View Slideshow

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These Disgusting Mom Selfies Will Ruin Your Mother’s Day

These Disgusting Mom Selfies Will Ruin Your Mother’s Day

Thank goodness for mothers, we know. They brought us into this world and they helped shape us into (hopefully) responsible, benevolent adults. But they can be so embarrassing at times! Especially when they try to be cool and just end up snapping really ridiculous selfies. Consider these cases in point (and then go give your mother a hug or a phone call anyway)… 1. This is How You Do It! Look at mom now, honey. Pay attention! You want the focus to be entirely on your cleavage because that’s how you lure in a man. 2. MOM!!!!!! Listen to me and take care of my needs over taking that picture of yourself in a bikini!!!!!!!! 3. Little Help Here! The selfie can wait. I am just a toddler. I could drown in this bathtub. Seriously, Mom. 4. Mommy Needs a Hand Excuse me, dear, can you stop playing and help mommy for a minute. I can’t get these pants off on my own. 5. Inked and Proud! Do you think people will like this, son? Son? Hey… son! Stop looking at my rear end! 6. Dressing Room Raucous We’re really not sure what’s going on here. But nothing good can come out of this. View Slideshow

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27 Celebrity MILFs Who Make Parenting SO HOT!

Ready for the ultimate list of 27 hottest celeb MILFs? If you're reading this, then obviously yes, you are ready and then some. Scroll through the hottest moms in Hollywood right here and now and tell us who you'd most love to … buy flowers for today! 1. Mila Kunis Mila Kunis is the mother to a girl named Wyatt. We’re so jealous Ashton Kutcher gets to sleep with her. 2. Kourtney Kardashian Now that’s an attractive family! Kim’s big sis Kourtney often flaunts her figure in teeny weeny bikinis. 3. Brooke Burke A 42-year-old mother of four, Brooke Burke still looks like this. Jealous?! 4. Sofia Vergara This bombshell calls herself mom to a 20-year-old son. 5. Christie Brinkley The supermodel and mother of four is 60 … going on about 30? Talk about ageless! 6. Beyonce Is it possible that Blue Ivy’s mom gets sexier by the day? View Slideshow

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27 Celebrity MILFs Who Make Parenting SO HOT!

27 Celebrity MILFs Who Make Parenting SO HOT!

Ready for the ultimate list of 27 hottest celeb MILFs? If you're reading this, then obviously yes, you are ready and then some. Scroll through the hottest moms in Hollywood right here and now and tell us who you'd most love to … buy flowers for today! 1. Mila Kunis Mila Kunis is the mother to a girl named Wyatt. We’re so jealous Ashton Kutcher gets to sleep with her. 2. Kourtney Kardashian Now that’s an attractive family! Kim’s big sis Kourtney often flaunts her figure in teeny weeny bikinis. 3. Brooke Burke A 42-year-old mother of four, Brooke Burke still looks like this. Jealous?! 4. Sofia Vergara This bombshell calls herself mom to a 20-year-old son. 5. Christie Brinkley The supermodel and mother of four is 60 … going on about 30? Talk about ageless! 6. Beyonce Is it possible that Blue Ivy’s mom gets sexier by the day? View Slideshow

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Jessica Alba Side Tit of the Day

Based on the movie Honey alone, it is safe to say that Jessica Alba is realy lucky that she is hot, so that she can be thrown into movies as the Hot girl, without having to rely on actually acting…not that acting is really a thing, but there are just some people who are so fucking bad at it..that their pretty smile (read pussy) goes a long way… Not that any of that matters anymore, she’s managed to launch a billion dollar brand with a team of experts who like the directors and producers of every movie she’s been in, as well as her clever husband, used her tits to make it happen… Well, here she is showing you her old tactics while grinding up on James Cameron, because I guess she has dreams of being in Avatar 2 trhough 40….and she likes the smell of his billion dollars…all while looking like a Kardashian…. And what it comes down to is that if you look close enough, under her arm, you’ll see tit.. I know…we are pathetic, but at least we are in this together… The post Jessica Alba Side Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julianne Hough Drunk at Coachella Weekend of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, Julianne Hough, is a stripper who walked into the wrong audition and lucked out, but then again, I assume that any professional trained dancer, who plans on doing dance as a career, is going to end up as a stripper, unless she comes from a rich and connected family, or maybe dates a rich and connected guy like Ryan Seacrest… Here she is drunk at Coachella, too far gone to ever fall into sex work, she’s rich and connected and never going to be like so many professionally trained dancers before her… So until then, she’s the one who got away… CLICK HERE The post Julianne Hough Drunk at Coachella Weekend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski Possible Nipple of the Day

Apparently you can see Emily Ratjkowski’s nipple in this picture at some Much Music bullshit awards show, because award shows are good for advertisers…and perpetuating this whole bullshit industry… I can’t see any nipple, which brings on a philosophical question and that is if a nude model turned actress that has rockin’ tits everyone has seen…I’m talking millions and millions of people have seen…thanks to a music video she was in…does her nipple slip make a sound… The answer is…yes…because as I tell all girls who send me nude pics, fresh spread ass pics are better than the ass pics I was sent last week…I always need new content… Now, I can’t predict whether Emily Ratajkowski will exist or be relevant in a year…I mean when I first started posting on her she was really a nobody with great tits I made fun of….and slowly became someone I wrote love letters to…because I’m easily won over…I never thought she’d get to this level…and maybe, she’ll be like a Jessica Alba, the hot girl who gets cast whether she can act or not, because the world needs hot girls… But I can predict that we’ll probably see her awesome body naked again…unless she’s one of those “naked got me here, but naked stays private now that I am here”…and while we all wait for her next strategic play…here is what may or may not be her great tits having a nipple slip and as you know we all love great tits…at least I do.. The post Emily Ratajkowski Possible Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Bikini Pic of the Day

Even though her tramp stamp, that I think is a “bow”…like her ass is a present, is still a fucking tramp stamp, despite me loving tramp stamps, they date her… I have to agree with her trashy, rich, Mexican ass for doing this to herself, permanently marking her daddy issues, and confience..because that ass is a present – the kind I would want to venture into for a anal and vaginal easter egg hunt…you know fill this fertile bitch up, and go at it wrist deep, which wont be an issue thanks to the two kids she had for marketing her organic baby food brand….the same reason she still pretends to be married… Either way, they are on vacation, from the whole billionaire life…and bikinis were worn…and I liked it…even though I think ALba is the worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba’s Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Woman Refuses to Cover her Chest and Other Videos of the Day

Physics Teacher of the Day Young Girl Hit By Car on Cellphone Car Chase of the Day Violent Robbery in Florida KO of the Day Racist Woman and her Crowbar NYPD VS Uber Dude gets Clotheslined The post Woman Refuses to Cover her Chest and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Google Maps Titty Flash of the Day

I know that today is the day of stupid stunts but this Australian girl with massive tits goes to show us, that if you want to prank the world, you can do it any day, as long as the Google Maps Street View Camera is driving by… I don’ know her name..but she said: “I look at Google Maps a lot and I wanted to be on there and I thought this is the way to do it,” Davis told the Port Pirie Recorder. “I also did it for a friend in the United Kingdom. Now he can see me all the time.” But I see her tits… The post Google Maps Titty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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