I know you’re all sitting their in fear that Snooki may have got fed after midnight or sprayed with water…and her gremlin monster babies are about to pollute our world….reminding us that the Mayans did warn us of the end of the world by the end of 2012…and that it’s quite possible this is what they were talking about….. But…as expected…it was just a publicity stunt, maybe a classic case of “Broken Telephone”….where someone in the public washroom overheard her while she was taking a shit say something like “come on baby, get out of my belly”….or maybe it was a classic case of short fat bitch all round in what could either be uterus or gut….and who really cares…it’s Snooki….why am I talking about her….more importantly why do I know she exists….. I guess what I’m getting at is that we’re safe for now….but unless someone doesn’t give her a back alley hysterectomy…. we’re all at risk.. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I’m a little slow on these pictures and I don’t even know why I feel compelled to post them…but they are of new mom Jessica Alba that were in Australia Instyle this past January…and they could have been shot pretty much any fucking time…but I’m gonna assume they are after her second baby….so I figure my motivation is trying to understand how she pulled off this pantsless leotard looking onesie shit…without having a fleshy pile of mom pussy sticking out the sides…is it photoshop…or is Alba a freak of nature…or more importantly…does Alba just get a C-Section like every smart girl trying to maintain her pussy’s appearance and tightness….not that it matters since my dick is so small, even an infant’s vagina is loose on me….but I like wasting my days thinking about these idiotic things…thanks for joining me.
Every so often festivals feature films that so offend the sensibilities of audience members that post-screening Q&As take an ugly turn, with upset viewers voicing their beefs, and loudly, straight to the filmmakers in attendance. This year that provocation came in the form of Craig Zobel’s Compliance , a drama based on an outrageous real-life crime that drew immediate backlash from some in attendance. Is being this year’s The Killer Inside Me / The Woman a buzz-building coup for the film? According to multiple media reports, the animosity emerged fairly quickly following the screening of Compliance , which follows the employees of a fast food chain as a caller claiming to be a police officer remotely instructs the investigation of a teenage clerk, leading her manager to detain her, humiliate her, and worse. The lengths to which Zobel’s film go to depict these events, based on an actual crime, prompted some moviegoers to cry foul. “Sundance, you can do better!” one woman reportedly shouted. According to The Hollywood Reporter , the comments went from admonishing to uncomfortable for star Dreama Walker. When Walker attempted to talk about her role and performance, which required her to be at least partially nude for a large portion of the film, a man in the audience yelled: “Your body is pretty appealing,” leaving Walker visibly shaken as a few other audiences members joined in with catcalls directed toward the cast and director. And then: “The Compliance Q&A has people yelling across the room,” Tweeted Twitch Film’s Ryland Aldrich. “Claims of misogny. ‘I’m a f*ggot! I don’t get off on her body!'” The brouhaha is reminiscent of the public receptions in recent years to Lucky McKee’s The Woman , which was accused of misogyny during its Sundance premiere Q&A, and Michael Winterbottom’s The Killer Inside Me , which provoked numerous complaints for its brutal violence, including a scene in which Jessica Alba is viciously attacked. Those festival controversies earned attention and piqued curiosities, making those films instantly more interesting must-sees in the days that followed, and arguably floated some additional interest when both hit theatrical release. The same is already happening for Compliance , whose publicity reps sent out media alerts today calling it “the provocative movie festival-goers are buzzing about.” Which is fine, but Zobel, for his part, must have known his film would test boundaries from the start given the material. It remains to be seen if further screenings of Compliance this week prompt more outbursts, not to mention whether or not the “provocative” reputation can propel it further towards eventual post-festival success without overshadowing its actual content. [ THR , @ RylandAldrich ]
These probably aren’t the hottest pictures you’ll ever see of Jessica Alba , I can only kinda see a little hint of cleavage, but I’ll take what I can get. The last few times we’ve seen her she was in her sexy little bikini so seeing her with her clothes on is kind of a let down. I guess it’s better than the boring mommy outfits we normally see her in. I just like the way the light reflects off her nice leather boob. Classy.
I hate how the day the paparazzi finally snap off a shot of Pippa Middleton, the second rate Kate Middleton, who is probably jealous and tormented that everyone gave a fuck about her sister’s birthday the other day, while no one gave a fuck about her, probably because she didn’t take that rage and channel it into a pair of hot pants, like a normal girl who feels like her sister outshines her and that she needs to make a move to get noticed and differentiate herself, while disgracing her family that feels so proud….but she’s even a failure, second rate, hack at doing that…. I love how a crazy and angry homeless looking guy is getting all up on her face with a camera, that’s the kind of paparazzi I aspire to be…we’re all allowed to have dreams of celebrities or siblings of royalty pressing harrassment charges against us….. Here are Pippa Middleton’s legs looking short in some pink denim…vagina pants….
I don’t get invited to events…especailly not celebrity events…and if I was I doubt I’d go…even though crashing these things would probably put the site on the map…making me almost question my laziness…before remembering the site isn’t even considered PRESS or MEDIA if anything I’m a red flag and on the list of people not allowed in….bringing flashbacks of neglect when I was growing up and not invited to all the parties and dances cuz I was the loser who didn’t fit in…and that would make me sad, or angry or seek revenge…if I had emotion…or pride…or really even cared about much…or more importantly if I had a pussy…but instead I just focus on what’s important…the pussy. Either way, Alba and Romijn were at this event….and sure, they both look a little tired….a little older…a little more adult and motherly…but they both are still hot enough for me to stare at…especially when Alba wears her gothic, PVC, Leather, Mesh top dress that looks like she’s ready to get cummed all over in a fetish flick….and while Rebecca Romijn proves getting knocked up by the kid from “My Secret Identity” doesn’t have to ruin your 40 year old model ass or legs like marrying John Stamos ruined her dignity…. Here are the pics… ALBA: REBECCA ROMIJN STAMOS
