With all the breeding that Alba’s been under the last few years…I find her slowly becoming more and more Mexican…something she tried to hide because no one wants to admit they are Mexican….unless there’s a trend in Hollywood that being hispanic is good for business..in which case the bitch exploits it…we’re talking to you Eva Longoria…. The only thing not Mexican mom about her is that she’s bounced back from the babies like it is her job, cuz it is her job to look good, unlike other Mexican women who’s only job is to make more fucking babies….and corn tortillas for dinner after they husband comes home from his gardening/brick factory gig… I know how these things work….my name is Jesus Martinez after all…and that is that her ass, shredded apart or not…is hot even in pants…
It looks like all kinds of hot chicks are showing off how well their tight little bodies have bounced back after squeezing out a baby recently. First it was Jessica Alba in a bikini and now British cutie Jennifer Ellison giving us a look at her freshly toned physique while she demonstrates her workout routine in some sweet booty shorts. I like it, the exercise looks like a lot of work, but I’m sure I can figure out a way to burn a few calories by myself.
The good thing about mom pussy is anal sex. That’s the beacon of light in dealing with never feeling anything from sex with a mom cuz your cock is small… I guess clenching an ass is far easier than clenching a cunt…and the mom is more open minded to it especially after child birth…maybe because of shitting on the birthing table, maybe because of losing their dignity after being poked and exposed to rooms full of people, or maybe cuz their perineum is cut to make room for the baby ….more importanly…mom’s just want to feel sexy and know their vaginas aren’t what they used to be…..and just want to satisfy…. Who knows…it is all speculation and here’s Alba’s mom body in a bikini….
Sorry Tiana-May Carter fans, rap’s newest royalty still hasn’t bee born. Via the Gothamist : The rumors of Beyoncé having her baby have been greatly exaggerated, it seems. The very pregnant (if you’re a believer) star, and her husband Jay-Z, spent New Year’s Eve in Brooklyn, dining at Buttermilk Channel. Food Republic and the restaurant Tweeted last night just before 11:30 p.m., “Well, if you must know… Jay-Z and Beyonce celebrating NYE at Buttermilk Channel right now.” According to Matt Rodbard, the two revisited the restaurant last night. He writes, “on our way out the door from celebrating New Year’s at one of our favorite Brooklyn restaurants, Buttermilk Channel, we heard whispers that the couple was on their way. And sure enough, we soon could confirm that Jay, B and unborn child were seated in a cozy table in the back.” On the menu Saturday night? Chef Ryan Angulo offered a 3-course tasting menu that included “a rich foie gras terrine with pickled grapes, butter-poached lobster from the Red Hook Lobster Pound,” and duck meatloaf with “seared foie gras and a bittersweet chocolate and duck jus.” And as good as that butter-poached lobster sounds, the NY Post reports that the couple ordered fried chicken and oysters: A heavily pregnant and beautiful Beyoncé celebrated New Year’s Eve over an intimate dinner with Jay-Z in Brooklyn. Dashing Web rumors that she gave birth last week, a still expecting Beyonce — in very high heels — ate with Jay at Buttermilk Channel in Carroll Gardens. Beyoncé dined on fried chicken and Jay ordered oysters, but there was no Champagne for the expecting star. The happy couple left before midnight, perhaps to join the party at her sister Solange Knowles’ house. Wamp Wamp… Can’t say this comes as a surprise though! Are y’all disappointed BeyBey hasn’t popped her gut full yet? Oh yeah and the couple definitely rang in 2012 at sister Solo’s crib. Keep clicking for her play by play…
DAMN… Doesn’t it seem like just yesterday Jessica Alba was toting that gut full of baby Haven? Jess and hubby Cash Warren were spotted playing ball poolside with daughters Honor and Haven in Cabo San Lucas this weekend. Fame Pictures/Flynet More On Bossip! Not This Isht Again: Are Rihanna And Breezy Sending Each Other Subliminal Love Tweets?! More Divorce Drama: Deion Sanders’ Daughter Says Pilar Is A Liar, Divorce Has Been Going On For Months And She’s Been Getting Chopped Down By Young Boys On The Come Up: Famous People We Didn’t Know Or Care About This Time Last Year Let’s Mix It Up! 2011′s Hottest Swirly Hook Ups Of The Year
Rosie looks like one of those girls that would make an awesome girlfriend and you would love to come home to after a long days work and here she is modelling. Continue reading →
It is no secret on this website that we absolutely love Jessica Alba, her curves are just amazing and we fall in love with her over and over again every time that we see her Continue reading →
Tune in to MTV’s ‘NYE in NYC’ special on December 31 at 11p.m. ET for an exclusive clip from the new prank series! By Kara Warner In the spirit of that familiar adage, everything old is new again, MTV is bringing back its favorite hidden-camera prank show, “Punk’d,” along with its mastermind/ executive producer Ashton Kutcher … and a new batch of soon-to-be embarrassed celebrities. Viewers will be treated to an exclusive first look at a clip from an all-new season of the series — which will return to the network in 2012 — during MTV’s annual New Year’s Eve party , set to air Saturday, December 31, at 11 p.m. ET, live from MTV’s Times Square studio. “NYE in NYC 2012” will be hosted by Demi Lovato and Tyler Posey of MTV’s hit series “Teen Wolf.” Performers include Selena Gomez, J. Cole, Jason Derulo and Mac Miller as well as Lovato. “Punk’d” aired on MTV from 2003 to 2007 and featured A-list stars (Beyonc
You might not be getting Jessica Alba in your stocking this year, but that’s no reason why you can’t cuddle up to that famous Alba ass…or at least a latex facsimile of it. The celebrity sex doll business is booming- in fact, when the Miley Cyrus “Finally Miley” sex doll was released on the country cutie’s 18th birthday this year, the doll sold out within 48 hours. So what other Hollywood hotties have been immortalized in blow-up doll form? Find out after the jump!
