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Jessica Simpson with the Titty Poke of the Day

Jessica Simpson is back…all it took was a wedding picture she wanted to sell for millions. A contract with weight watchers she wanted to fulfill for millions. A little hard work and discipline from trainers and personal chefs to make it happen. So if you’re fat, and you probably are, and you want to get fit, because you’ll live longer (not that that’s a good thing for you)…and your dick will look bigger to the hookers you pay for sex…then just pretend you have millions of dollars on the line.. Probably easier when you have millions of dollars on the line… But I guess what I am trying to say is – at least she didn’t lose her big tits, and here’s someone poking at them…”are these things real”….

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Olivia Picture Moment

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Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage Show

I know I’ve already did a post on Jessica Simpson just yesterday, but these came out and obviously when she exposes her awesome lady lumps, it’s news and must be reported. So enjoy. » view all 20 photos           Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com

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Jessica Simpson Works It

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really enjoying the mini Jessica Simpson hotness comeback we’ve been getting these past few days. Isn’t it nice to know that some things never change? First it was the triumphant return of her funbags , and now here she is putting on a vintage leg show in New York. And it’s just like the old days, you know, where I drool over pictures of Jessica in my mom’s basement while she remains completely unaware of my existence. Hmm. OK, so maybe it would’ve been nice if at least one thing had changed over the years. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Make A Comeback

It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Jessica Simpson , and the bad news is that Jessica got married (again). The good news, though, is that those giant funbags of hers haven’t aged a day. And to be honest, considering the closest I’d ever get to marrying (and divorcing) Jessica is Photoshopping myself into the pictures, that’s all that really matters. Besides, I’m not very good at Photoshop. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Make A Comeback

It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Jessica Simpson , and the bad news is that Jessica got married (again). The good news, though, is that those giant funbags of hers haven’t aged a day. And to be honest, considering the closest I’d ever get to marrying (and divorcing) Jessica is Photoshopping myself into the pictures, that’s all that really matters. Besides, I’m not very good at Photoshop. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Evan Ross Marries Ashlee Simpson

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  Evan Ross is now a married man after he tied the knot yesterday. Gabrielle Union and D.Wade weren’t the only celebrity couple to get…

Evan Ross Marries Ashlee Simpson

In Double Cupped White Folks News: Jessica Simpson Allegedly Looking Into Butt Lifts & Injections To Get Cakes Like Kim K

Does Jessica really want a matching donk to go with her double Ds? Source Claims Jessica Simpson Considering Surgery To Get Butt Like Kim Kardashian Remember earlier this summer when Kim Kardashian was supposedly “jealous” of how fast Jessica Simpson was able to lose her baby weight? Well, word on the street in that the tables have turned and Jessica is ready to pull out all the stops to get a perfectly round rump just like Mrs. West. via Radar Online Jessica Simpson is reportedly so obsessed with Kim Kardashian‘s famous booty that the newlywed spends countless hours poring over photos of the reality TV star’s rear end, plotting how she can achieve a similar butt. After dropping 50 pounds following the birth of her second child , Simpson, 34, is looking into various options that could give her the rear end she’s looking for. “Jessica has always felt competitive with Kim, but since she got her figure back it’s gone up another level. She’s been poring over photos of Kim’s butt for weeks, studying it from as many angles as she can,” an insider told The National ENQUIRER. “But Jess realizes there’s no way she could get a sexy booty like Kim’s with just exercise. So she’s been looking into fillers and various butt lift options to see which procedure will give her the same shape.” But the envy goes both ways, because as RadarOnline.com previously reported, Kardashian is green over how quickly Simpson was able to drop her baby weight. “It’s an open secret that Jessica and Kim have been trying to outshine each other,” a second source told The ENQUIRER. “She’s checking out all other options first before going under the knife, but Jessica wants people to be talking about her booty before the end of the year.” Guess only time will tell how much truth there is to this. Could you imagine Jessica with the Kim’s cakes? SplashNews

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Jessica Simpson’s Huge Tits in an Ad of the Day

Apparently Jessica Simpson whoring out herself and her tits to a fragrance like it was her Kmart clothing line, because it probably is part of her Kmart clothing like or like it was her Weight Watchers campaign that paid her a shit ton of money, because Jessica Simpson speaks to low income trash thanks to being their idol when they were 15 and pregnant in the trailer park a decade ago…they buy all her nonsense, and I can’t figure out why, other than that they only have a Jessica Simpson CD in their car that they keep on repeat – because they can’t afford the luxuries of other CDs… Or maybe, just maybe, Jessica Simpson, who plays dumb, has a massively talented management team who have figured out exactly how to market her to make billions of dollars, and the good news for you, if you’re into a wholesome looking, despite being a divorcee who had kids out of wedlock, is that every once in a while they showcase her tits…like this…speaking directly to my dick making me wish it was a scratch and sniff..titties smell like flowers…let me taste…kind of ad…instead of just being a youtube video. But maybe I’m perverted and too into mom tits.

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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Must Smell Good

10 years ago, I would’ve had you admitted to the mental ward if you’d told me that Jessica Simpson would own a massive fashion empire one day, but as a professional T&A blogger, I never should’ve underestimated the selling power of a great set of funbags. So here’s Jessica showing off her massive, uh, “business talents” in a new commercial for her latest perfume. And I’m telling you, she’s a marketing genius. This stuff could smell like a tire fire and I guarantee millions of dudes would still buy it for their girlfriends. But hey, who cares, as long as it makes Jessica enough money for her to keep making more commercials like this. Continue reading