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Jessica Simpson Busts Out Her Swimsuit On Instagram

Posted on August 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Because you guys know how committed I am to my Instagram creeping “research,” here’s my latest find: Jessica Simpson busting out in a swimsuit, just like the good old days. And it’s even better considering how disappointing that last set of Jessica bikini pictures was. So enjoy, and yes, I take full credit for this. Because hey, without sarcastic assholes like us bloggers helping motivate Jessica to get back in shape, she might not be the hot MILF she is today. So really, we’re heroes. You’re welcome, everyone. Continue reading →

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Jessica Simpson’s Instagram Has Turned Into The Best Family Photo Album

Posted on July 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson turns her Instagram into a family photo album. See photos of her children, Ace and Maxwell, and husband Eric Johnson.

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Maniac at the Gym and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on July 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dude gets taken out by an RC Car Road Rage of the Day The Man Who Killed the Party Another Fuck Her Right in the Pussy The Man Who Got Busted Shitty 17 Year Old Beats up a 34 Year Old Twice His Size Old Man Dancing

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@LATRISH in Some Fashion Nudity of the Day

Posted on July 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know when these pictures are from. I pulled them from this TUMBLR BLOG . Apparently the model’s name is @LATRISH, because it is hipster to legally change your name to your instagram handle, but not as hipster as it is to grow out an amazing bush I would love to brain my beard into before matting with my seem… I could be in love. It turns out that nude pics is all I need to catch feelings….

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Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage and Tongue Does Honeymoons of the Day

Posted on July 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson is acting all horny on her Honeymoon, probably because now that her husband has married her and locked her into a commitment, he can finally stop fucking her. Sure they already made a few babies, he was already good to go, but until you officially trap the dumb girl after keeping her sexually satisfied, blinded by love and fully committed, so committed that she would never even consider a pre-nup…you can’t not fuck her… I mean sure she’s all and fit now, she got paid millions to get this body from Weight Watchers…he probably still sees the fat pig he used to mount for his own millions – every time she moans… in some PSTD from fucking her at her worst because it was the best time to trap her… Or maybe, just maybe, he’s fucking her brains out because he feels like he’s won the lottery and is now so overjoyed…he just can’t stop…and maybe all that sex is why she’s finally looking fit again… I guess the real question in all this is why am I trying to dissect Jessica Simpson’s relationship…let’s just look at her instagram pics. It’s weird…

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Jessica Simpson’s Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on July 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s some story going around that Jessica Simpson is changing her name to Jessica Johnson…because she got married…and it is still a traditional thing for some women to do…because they want the same last name as their kids…and they like the idea of changing their name for their man…despite what all the feminists are pissed off about…you know up on some “It’s no a man’s world anymore, don’t let him dominate you girl”…bullshit.. I mean she’s a fucking Texan Christian with a homo dad who was once of the church…who raised her in the church…before hollywood put the devil in his pants…doesn’t mean this girl doesn’t want some level of white girl normalcy after years of being a sinner… Or maybe her man really did gold dig her hard…with solid mind fucks…either way, she can go back to her maiden name when she gets a divorce and in the meantime let’s appreciate her being fit, busty and in a bathing suit…because ultimately…who cares what she fucking calls herself…it’s not she matters in any of our lives…except maybe when shopping for Christmas gifts for your wife you hate at K-Mart….

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Jessica Simpson Flaunts Beach Body in Sexy Honeymoon Photo!

Posted on July 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yesterday, we got our first glimpse of Jessica Simpson’s wedding video . Today, Jess gave us a look at what we really want to see: the honeymoon and her flawless beach body! Jess Instagrammed the above pic with a caption that reads simply, “Jessica Johnson.” Yes, though she was never Mrs. Lachey, Jess has apparently become more traditional with age, and while she’ll obviously continue to go by “Jessica Simpson” for professional purposes, it seems she’s officially taken the last name of her ex-NFL player husband. But let’s get back to what really matters: Jessica lost 65 pounds following her second pregnancy, and fortunately for us, she   very much enjoys showing off her newly toned figure. That’s right – Jessica got married, but she’s giving us a gift. Thanks, Mrs. Johnson! No word on what sort of beverage Jess is drinking in the photo, but given her well-known love of booze, we’re guessing she’s toasting her second marriage with something strong. The newlyweds were reportedly so eager to celebrate their nuptials that Jessica was hungover at the wedding .  Hey, as long as she looks like that, Jess can party however she wants. We just hope she’s keeping up with her gym duties. No one wants to see that perfect figure spoiled by a beer belly. 34 Sexiest Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs.

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Bad News! Jessica Simpson Bikini Pictures

Posted on July 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Well, bad new everybody: not only did Jessica Simpson get hitched (again) over the weekend according to my sources, but even worse, it looks like that hotness comeback of hers might be finished too. At least judging from these bikini shots of her hanging out at the pool. So here’s hoping neither of these unfortunate events lasts too long, and before we know it, we get back the hot single Jessica we all know and love. Fingers crossed. The Little Tuna’s depending on it. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Scooter Braun Marries Yael Cohen, Gets Serenaded by Justin Bieber

Posted on July 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sorry, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson . But you weren’t the only stars to get married this weekend. Scooter Braun, the manager and very close friend of Justin Bieber, exchanged vows on Saturday with Yael Cohen in Whistler. Along with the superstar singer, other celebrities at the event included Carly Rae Jepsen, Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson, Sophia Bush and Ed Sheeran. And as soon as Braun kissed his bride, Bieber went all Love Actually on everyone, breaking into a version of “All You Need is Love.”  Watch part of the performance now: Justin Bieber Serenades Scooter Braun, Wife During the reception, Carly Rae and Justin also came together for a duet of “Call Me Maybe.” We send our very best wishes to Braun and Cohen, along with the many other big names who have gotten married in 2014. They include the following: Celebrities Who Got Married in 2014 1. Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting The Big Bang Theory’s Kaley Cuoco married Ryan Sweeting in a New Year’s ceremony making them one of the first couples to tie the knot in 2014.

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Kourtney Kardashian: Baby Bumping in Bikini, Playing with Penelope

Posted on July 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kourtney Kardashian is making it very hard for us to make fun of her with the following photo. The reality star has posted an image to Instagram of herself in a bikini, catching some rays and showing off her baby bump… while adorable daughter Penelope climbs on top of her pending little brother or sister. Love or hate (or really, really, really hate) this family, it’s a rather precious mother/child moment: Kourtney is yet to publicly confirm her third pregnancy in any way except for a Keeping Up with the Kardashians teaser clip that ran on E! of her breaking the big news to Scott Disick . But she’s expected to give birth toward the end of 2014. Again, we’d love to say something snarky about this, but we cannot do so. Babies are cute. It’s as simple as that. Fortunately, sister Kim Kardashian took to Instagram over the weekend and unveiled a totally obnoxious picture of her and her giant engagement ring. So at least we’ve had a chance to mock the heck out of her for that nonsense. 35 Eye-Katching Piks of Kourtney Kardashian 1. Kourtney Kardashian: Cleavage Selfie! Kourtney Kardashian poses here for a nice cleavage selfie. We’re liking it!

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