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French Bulldog Puppy Discovers Door Stopper, Adorable Confusion Ensues

What… is… THIS?!?! In the latest example of a French Bulldog being totally irresistible (have you see this French Bulldog refuse to sleep ? Or these guys host a French Bulldog dance party ?), the young canine in the following video makes an amazing discovery: It’s a door stopper! And it’s positively mesmerizing!!! There’s really very little to say about this cute footage, except to wonder: Why did the cameraman only capture 54 seconds of it?!? We could watch this little guy’s reaction for hours on end. Puppy Amazed by Door Stopper Does this have you in the mood for adorable canine coverage? Have no worries. We’re here for you… 11 Dogs Suffering from Very Bad Hair Days 1. Black, White and Messy Smile, pup! You may be having a bad hair day, but you’re still very adorable.

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Jessica Simpson Wedding Dress: FIRST LOOK!

Simply. Gorgeous. People Magazine has given fans their first look at Jessica Simpson in her custom-designed Carolina Herrera gown and veil, posting an exclusive photo to its Instagram page of the singer on what she’s described as the “happiest” day of her life. It took place over the weekend when Simpson exchanged vows with long-time boyfriend Eric Johnson. As previously reported, Simpson may have flubbed her marital lines a bit, but she clearly made no such mistake in the fashion department: “It was a labor of love,” stylist Nicole Chavez tells People of putting together Jessica’s outfit , which included the Neil Lane diamond earrings pictured above. Simpson and Johnson got married at San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito, California on Saturday in front of 250 family members and friends. They son served as ring bearer and their daughter as flower girl and the couple released a statement soon afterward that gushed over the ceremony and reception. “The whole weekend was magical for us,” Simpson tells People. “We feel complete.” Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson: Relive the Romance! 1. NEWLYWEDS! Hooray for Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson. These two tied the knot in July 2014.

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Nancy Grace and The Man with the Missing Son and Other Videos of the Day

The Reporter who gets Naked for Ronaldo… I’m still trying to understand the naked Korean Lady vs the Car Hot Old Lady of the Day Bad Driver of the Day Black WOman Beats White Woman While 2 Year Old Watches Dude Throws Water on a Reporter Slip and Slide Fail

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Throwback Thursday – Jessica Simpson’s Cameltoe of the Day

It is Throwback Thursday on instagram, and someone posted these two pics of Jessica Simpson from what I assume was many lives and pounds ago…that I don’t even believe are actually Jessica Simpson, but rather a lookalike with similar features…making it the #TBT of the day…even if it’s not actually Jessica Simpson, but instead just some trick in a white bikini all wet and see through…I mean it can’t be Jessica Simpson, despite her vagina being hungry, there is no way pictures like this would exist of her…but I am not a foresenic analyst, it’s good enough for me to remember the pre-baby…pre-weightwatchers…pre-competitive eating…even if it’s fake a shit…because ignorance is bliss…

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Throwback Thursday – Jessica Simpson’s Cameltoe of the Day

Jessica Simpson in Car Erotica of the Day

Jessica Simpson was trying to avoid the paparazzi the other day, so she decided to take advantage of the erotic pose of her in dress with her tits busting out, and pose for her husband and baby daddy, we like to call “Lottery Winner”… I guess a slimmed down Jessica Simpson is still hot enough to look at when busting out of her dress, if you can see past the fact that her dumb as shit brain you all laughed at is worth over a billion dollars thanks to middle of the road fashions at K-Mart…making her smarter than any of you…which is something that people have killed themselves for less depressing and disappointing facts…. In fascinating “Simpson” news…Ashlee Simpson has no ass …which is convenient because it mateches her career. Life in the shadow of her half retard sister..To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Jessica Simpson in Car Erotica of the Day

Jessica Simpson’s Paparazzi-Dodging Maneuvers Sure Are Sexy

Jessica Simpson’s method of avoiding the paparazzi is, um, unique to say the least. Check out the singer’s Instagram photo, here.

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Jessica Simpson’s Paparazzi-Dodging Maneuvers Sure Are Sexy

Jessica Simpson’s method of avoiding the paparazzi is, um, unique to say the least. Check out the singer’s Instagram photo, here.

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J.Lo’s Ridiculous Facebook Video of the Day

I don’t watch soccer. I mean I don’t watch any sports, I find them all really homoerotic. Just a bunch of dudes running back and forth with very little purpose other than to win some arbitrary title that really doesn’t mean much…I get it, the whole athleticism and talent and all that other shit, even the excitement or whatever, but I find the whole thing dumb…but I guess not as dumb as the fans… That said, soccer has got to be the most ridiculous in terms of fan base. Shit is international, yet every soccer fan in the world has a faux hawk, Adidas tapered track pants and a look in his twinkle toe, light on his feet eyes, that if it wasn’t against the fabric of his culture, he’d suck dick.. NOw I am in to a lot of things gays are into, anal sex, drugs, hot model bitches…not having kids…getting my dick sucked all the time…but the closet cases…who would accept J.Lo and Pitbull as their opening ceremony act, because they are so fabulous, and even celebrate them because of the Latina connection…despite being 100 years old and not Brazilian…instead of turning it into a middle ages Gladiator death match…or riot like a soccer riot should be…but maybe I’m being too sensitive…I mean if J.Lo wasn’t booked for that nonsense, we’d never have this gem of her gyrating she posted on Facebook…she is resilient…she never gives up.

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The Best Picture You’ll Ever See of a Fit Jessica Simpson of the Day

When I think of all the things in the world I would like to see…an up short shot of mom of two or three Jessica Simpson, pushing 35, after gaining a losing a ton of weight, before having a baby shat out of her, and that was just from all the ribs she was eating, before saying “I’m a legit billionaire, I can afford a cook and trainer to follow me around all day, and I have a multi million dollar contract with weight watchers I would like to collect on, maybe I’ll stop being lazy for a fucking minute and get my shit together, it only takes 6 months to get fit if you try”….kinda thing… You see, that stretch mark filled mess…is not the promised land, it’s not the 90s anymore, if anything, it is a terrible fucking place that has seen terrible fucking things…but I’ll post this picture anyway, because virgin losers who read these sites are committed to specific girls, they are also in their 30s, cuz kids don’t need sites like this to find tits or ass…they just have to text the girls they know…and shit’s younger and fresher…new generation…

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The Best Picture You’ll Ever See of a Fit Jessica Simpson of the Day

The Best Picture You’ll Ever See of a Fit Jessica Simpson of the Day

When I think of all the things in the world I would like to see…an up short shot of mom of two or three Jessica Simpson, pushing 35, after gaining a losing a ton of weight, before having a baby shat out of her, and that was just from all the ribs she was eating, before saying “I’m a legit billionaire, I can afford a cook and trainer to follow me around all day, and I have a multi million dollar contract with weight watchers I would like to collect on, maybe I’ll stop being lazy for a fucking minute and get my shit together, it only takes 6 months to get fit if you try”….kinda thing… You see, that stretch mark filled mess…is not the promised land, it’s not the 90s anymore, if anything, it is a terrible fucking place that has seen terrible fucking things…but I’ll post this picture anyway, because virgin losers who read these sites are committed to specific girls, they are also in their 30s, cuz kids don’t need sites like this to find tits or ass…they just have to text the girls they know…and shit’s younger and fresher…new generation…

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