I don’t know where Jessica Simpson keeps going on all these trips of hers, but it seems like we’re constantly seeing her heading either to or from the airport lately. I figure one of these days, we’ve got to luck out and it’ll be for a beach vacation or something. But until then, we’re just going to have to make do with pictures like these, where I’m forced to focus on the fact that her lips are looking bigger, as opposed to whether or not her funbags and/or booty are looking a few sizes bigger too. So c’mon Jessica, give me something I can work with here. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Talk about giving new meaning to the word “crunch!” In the following video, an overweight individual digs into a slice of pizza while working out his abs, either proving that he’s seriously rushed for time or really doesn’t understand the concept of exercise. There’s little else to really say about the video, except that Jillian Michaels likely just fainted, stood up… and fainted again. Man Eats Pizza WHILE Working Out Dude, even Jessica Simpson knows how to lose weight. And she doesn’t know the difference between chicken and tuna. We’d tell you to shape up… but you’d likely inhale an entire pie while doing so.
You can’t help but laugh when reading through this collection of 19 Motherly Text Message Fails . Parents trying to be hip is simply hilarious. But it’s difficult to browse around the following gallery without feeling a twinge of sadness. Somewhere out there, some guy wanted to have virtual sex with his girlfriend… only to be turned down for Pop Tarts or Oreo Cereal. Your heart just goes out to these people. Except for the dude whose significant other replied to his attempt at sexting with the picture of a cheese grater. He should just run away screaming. Prepare to scream in laughter yourself when you click through this list of epic sext message fails: 11 Epic Sext Message Fails Open Slideshow 1. Mmm… Pop Tarts. Sometimes you’re in the mood for Pop Tarts instead of a pounding. Can you really blame a woman? View As List 1. Mmm… Pop Tarts. Sometimes you’re in the mood for Pop Tarts instead of a pounding. Can you really blame a woman? 2. Spacing Issues A little space, and a little spelling, can go a long way when trying to be seductive. 3. Emotion Fail! When swallowing goes terribly, terribly wrong. 4. Satisfy Her Craving What’s better than a Pop Tart? Oreo Cereal. 5. A Little Too Rough Some gals do like it rough. But most have their limits. 6. A Monster in Bed Some folks like Skinemax. Others? Pixar. 7. Being (Semi) Naughty A bit of PG-13 sexy talk. 8. Patriotism vs. Patootie-ism God bless America… and also this person for his sexting snafu. 9. The End of an Erection Safe to say this is one way to put a fast end to an erection. 10. Heating Things Up Come on. This kind of creativty would totally turn us on! 11. You Tell Her, Grandma! This will teach an autobot to try and sext up an old lady.
When Hollywood legend Kim Novak presented at the Academy Awards in February, the iconic actress didn’t receive quite the reaction she expected from her rare public appearance. Kim Novak Presents at Academy Awards Jokes and rumors about Novak’s plastic surgery and slurred speech were seemingly everywhere on the Internet in the days to follow the Oscars. Now, the actress is speaking out against the “bullies” and “jabs.” In a lengthy post on her Facebook page, Novak admits to receiving “fat injections” in her face in order to smooth out her skin and blames her speech difficulties on the fact that she had “taken a pill to relax.” “After the Oscars, I was bullied by the press and the public on the Internet and TV,” Novak writes. “However, I will no longer hold myself back from speaking out against bullies. We can’t let people get away with affecting our lives.” Novak claims the cruel criticism she received triggered a personal “tailspin” and she goes on to specifically call out Donald Trump who tweeted that Kim should “sue her plastic surgeon” during her presentation. The Donald ragging on other peoples appearances? We’re definitely Team Kim on this one. She may have not brought her A-game on Oscar night, but Kim is 81! At that age, we can definitely understand the desire to pop a Xanax and visit the plastic surgeon before appearing on TV in front of millions. Donald has no such excuse for that flattened tabby cat he calls a hairpiece. 25 Heinous Celebrity Plastic Surgery Fails Open Slideshow 1. Heidi Montag Boob Job! The queen of plastic surgery. It’s shocking how different Heidi Montag used to look and how badly this obsession turned out for her. View As List 1. Heidi Montag Boob Job! The queen of plastic surgery. It’s shocking how different Heidi Montag used to look and how badly this obsession turned out for her. 2. Heidi Montag Nose Job! Yup, she had the nose job done too. 3. Heidi Montag Pre-Boob Job Here’s a full-length shot before she altered her appearance forever. 4. The Princess of Plastic Surgery And this is what happened. Unreal. 5. Bristol Palin Before Plastic Surgery Well, before she reportedly had plastic surgery, anyway. You have to admit, she looks different than this now. Very different. 6. Bristol Palin After Plastic Surgery We don’t know for a fact that Bristol Palin had plastic surgery. But she looks a lot different in the face nowadays. Just saying. 7. Alexa Ray Joel Astonishingly, that’s Alexa Ray Joel on the right AND left. 8. Michael Jackson Plastic Surgery Not a lot needs to be said about this freak of nature. But come on, what a crazy dude! 9. Lindsay Lohan Plastic Surgery? Did Lindsay Lohan get plastic surgery? Look at these then-and-now pics and decide. 10. Ashley Horn Plastic Surgery Pics Ashley Horn shows off her plastic surgery to look like half-sister Lindsay Lohan. That is wrong. Just wrong. 11. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery Farrah Abraham’s plastic surgery is not exactly a secret. 12. Plastic Surgery Cover Did Kim Kardashian get plastic surgery? The answer to that question is obvious, according to this tabloid cover story. 13. Plastic Surgery Addicts Teen Mom stars Amber Portwood, Jenelle Evans and Maci Bookout are a bunch of plastic surgery addicts. At least according to this tabloid. 14. Jenelle Evans Before Boob Job Jenelle Evans poses in a bikini before getting a boob job. What a cute girl … is something you might think if you didn’t know her. 15. Jenelle Evans’ Boob Job Check out the results of Jenelle Evans’ boob job … according to some talented photoshop artists at least. We’re not sure if this pic is authentic … but then again neither is that rack. 16. Anna Faris Plastic Surgery Anna Faris’ lips got a little bigger between 2002 and 2008, don’t you think? Is that the only plastic surgery this actress got? 17. Justin Bieber Fan Plastic Surgery This Justin Bieber fan got plastic surgery to look like his idol. That is scary, scary stuff. 18. Nikki Cox: Bad Plastic Surgery Good grief, what the hell happened to Nikki Cox’s lips? Ick. 19. Tara Reid: The Plastic Surgery Debacle Yes, she’s pretty up front about it. Her chest is pretty up front most of the time, too. 20. Jessica Simpson Lip Injections Holy crap. Jessica Simpson has looked better. That’s as nicely as we can put it. 21. Lindsay Lohan Lips They’re not small or non-plump. Good grief lady. 22. Lara Flynn Boyle Photo Lara Flynn Boyle has had some plastic surgery it would appear. That face? Not looking so natural. 23. Vienna Girardi Nose Job Pic Yes, Vienna Girardi got a nose job. Check out the before-and-after shots of the reality star now. 24. Ashley Tisdale Nose Job Pics Ashley Tisdale has a new nose. Job well done, surgeons. Look at the High School Musical star before and after she got all hacked up. The difference is like so obvious. 25. Lisa Rinna, Husband WOW
Jessica Simpson ‘s hotness comeback took a brief hiatus these past couple months, but not to worry, because it’s back again thanks to these shots of her at some charity benefit event from over the weekend. Although if Jessica really wanted to do some good, she would’ve pulled that zipper down a few inches, or preferably a few feet. Because nothing makes me want to reach for my wallet more than a peek at Jessica’s cleavage. It’s what’s made her such a great spokesmodel all these years. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
Yikes. Remember how I said Kate Upton was close to becoming the new Anna Nicole Smith ? Well, after these shots of her on her way into Jimmy Kimmel Live , I think she might already be there. Man, I really hope Kate’s able to turn this around stat, because you know how I hate to see a busty hottie go south. Anyway, in the meantime, here’s a surefire way to distract us all snarky bloggers while Kate gets her act together: show off more of that plump cleavage. Trust me, it works. Jessica Simpson ‘s been doing it for years. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
For the second time in a week, Taylor Swift has dedicated a chunk of her time to hospitalized cancer patients. Just days after a spokesperson for New York’s Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center confirmed that Swift engaged in one of the longest celebrities visit on record, the singer did the very same thing at Hasbro Children’s Hospital in Providence. Accompanied by her father, Swift hung around for five hours, meeting one-on-one with kids and playing a song on her guitar for those in the psychiatric unit. Taylor Swift and Cancer Patients: See the Photos Open Slideshow 1. Cute Taylor Swift Pose Taylor Swift spent five hours inside Hasbro Children’s Hospital in Providence and hung out with cancer patients such as this. View As List 1. Cute Taylor Swift Pose Taylor Swift spent five hours inside Hasbro Children’s Hospital in Providence and hung out with cancer patients such as this. 2. Taylor and a Patient Say cheeeese! Taylor Swift poses with a young patient suffering from cancer in this sweet selfie. 3. Singing the Right Tune Taylor Swift is so awesome. Here she is inside Hasbro Children’s Hospital in Providence, Rhode Island, hanging with a cancer patient. 4. Taylor Swift and a Cancer Patient You’ve gotta love Taylor Swift. She hangs out here with a cancer patient in a Providence hospital. 5. Taylor Swift is the Best Yup, that’s Taylor Swift. She’s spending time with young cancer patients in Rhode Island. 6. Taylor Swift at Hasbro Children’s Hospital Taylor Swift plays with a cancer patient at Hasbro Children’s Hospital in Providence, Rhode Island in this Facebook photo. 7. Taylor in the Hospital Taylor Swift and a new friend pose for this selfie on Facebook. It was snapped in a Providence, Rhode Island hospital. 8. A Sweet Selfie Taylor Swift takes a very sweet selfie here. She’s with a cancer patient in Providence. 9. Playing for Patients Taylor Swift isn’t playing the guitar for no reason here. She’s strumming it for cancer patients in Rhode Island. “It was such a special day for a lot of our kids, and we are so thankful to Taylor and her dad for choosing to spend their time with us and put smiles on so many faces!” the hospital wrote on its Facebook page. Click through the above photos for a look at how Swift inspired joy across the hospital halls and then check out the moving video of her and a patient below: Taylor Swift Spends Time with Cancer Patients Note to all 11 celebrities who have dated Taylor Swift : it’s your loss, fellas. It’s your loss big time.
As the daughter of Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, Alexa Ray Joel may never have to worry about money, but apparently the 28-year-old singer/songwriter was very concerned about her appearance. It’s hard to believe, but that’s Alexa on the right and the left. Must have been all those years of the world unflatteringly comparing Alexa to her model mother that drove her to so dramatically alter her looks. Alexa’s transformation is one of the most surprising since Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery bonanza that involved the reality star undergoing a shocking 10 procedures in one day. As with Heidi, reviews of Alexa’s new looks have been decidedly mixed. Across the Internet, most seem to agree that Alexa is more traditionally pretty post-operation, but many also feel her appearance has lost some of its quirky charm and she now resembles a slew of generically attractive aspiring actresses. No word yet on how Alexa’s famous parents feel about the changes in their daughter’s appearance, but it’s hard to imagine Billy isn’t the slightest bit offended that Alexa went to such great lengths to look less like him. That’s gotta hurt. Check out some of the most memorable celebrity plastic surgery fails in the gallery below. 25 Heinous Celebrity Plastic Surgery Fails Open Slideshow 1. Heidi Montag Boob Job! The queen of plastic surgery. It’s shocking how different Heidi Montag used to look and how badly this obsession turned out for her. View As List 1. Heidi Montag Boob Job! The queen of plastic surgery. It’s shocking how different Heidi Montag used to look and how badly this obsession turned out for her. 2. Heidi Montag Nose Job! Yup, she had the nose done too. 3. Heidi Montag Pre-Boob Job Here’s a full-length shot before she altered her appearance forever. 4. The Princess of Plastic Surgery And this is what happened. Unreal. 5. Bristol Palin Before Plastic Surgery Well, before she reportedly had plastic surgery, anyway. You have to admit, she looks different than this now. Very different. 6. Bristol Palin After Plastic Surgery We don’t know for a fact that Bristol Palin had plastic surgery. But she looks a lot different in the face nowadays. Just saying. 7. Michael Jackson Plastic Surgery Not a lot needs to be said about this freak of nature. But come on, what a crazy dude! 8. Lindsay Lohan Plastic Surgery? Did Lindsay Lohan get plastic surgery? Look at these then-and-now pics and decide. 9. Ashley Horn Plastic Surgery Pics Ashley Horn shows off her plastic surgery to look like half-sister Lindsay Lohan. That is wrong. Just wrong. 10. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery Farrah Abraham’s plastic surgery is not exactly a secret. 11. Plastic Surgery Cover Did Kim Kardashian get plastic surgery? The answer to that question is obvious, according to this tabloid cover story. 12. Plastic Surgery Addicts Teen Mom stars Amber Portwood, Jenelle Evans and Maci Bookout are a bunch of plastic surgery addicts. At least according to this tabloid. 13. Jenelle Evans Before Boob Job Jenelle Evans poses in a bikini before getting a boob job. What a cute girl … is something you might think if you didn’t know her. 14. Jenelle Evans’ Boob Job Check out the results of Jenelle Evans’ boob job … according to some talented photoshop artists at least. We’re not sure if this pic is authentic … but then again neither is that rack. 15. Anna Faris Plastic Surgery Anna Faris’ lips got a little bigger between 2002 and 2008, don’t you think? Is that the only plastic surgery this actress got? 16. Justin Bieber Fan Plastic Surgery This Justin Bieber fan got plastic surgery to look like his idol. That is scary, scary stuff. 17. Nikki Cox: Bad Plastic Surgery Good grief, what the hell happened to Nikki Cox’s lips? Ick. 18. Tara Reid: The Plastic Surgery Debacle Yes, she’s pretty up front about it. Her chest is pretty up front most of the time, too. 19. Jessica Simpson Lip Injections Holy crap. Jessica Simpson has looked better. That’s as nicely as we can put it. 20. Farrah Abraham Lip Injections Farrah Abraham gets some lip injections. That looks very fake … 21. Lindsay Lohan Lips They’re not small or non-plump. Good grief lady. 22. Lara Flynn Boyle Photo Lara Flynn Boyle has had some plastic surgery it would appear. That face? Not looking so natural. 23. Vienna Girardi Nose Job Pic Yes, Vienna Girardi got a nose job. Check out the before-and-after shots of the reality star now. 24. Ashley Tisdale Nose Job Pics Ashley Tisdale has a new nose. Job well done, surgeons. Look at the High School Musical star before and after she got all hacked up. The difference is like so obvious. 25. Lisa Rinna, Husband WOW
Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevigne have been in a relationship since January and it seems things are still heating up between the two, if photos from their recent Mexican vacay are any indication. Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevigne Make Out Cara and Michelle seldom took their hands off each other as they cavorted on the beach and hotel balcony. Cara’s Wiz Khalifa weed leaf t-shirt was just about the most clothing either of the ladies wore all weekend. Michelle is 35 and supermodel Cara just 21, but the age difference doesn’t seem to be causing any problems as the new couple is laughing or lip-locked in pretty much every photo we’ve seen. At the moment it seems like these two are crazy for each other, but naturally, time will tell if Michelle and Cara’s relationship is the real deal or just a short-term infatuation. At least one party has a history of erratic behavior, as Rodriguez has is prone to public drunkenness and enjoys posting nude pics to Instagram . Clearly, Michelle and Cara both still enjoy partying. Here’s hoping Michelle can take a lesson from her much younger lady friend and dial it down a few notches. We’d hate to see her end up with an OWN reality show like Lindsay . 13 OMFG Girl-on-Girl Kissing Moments Open Slideshow 1. Britney Spears and Madonna Britney Spears and Madonna kiss in what may be the hottest moment in the history of celebrity news. View As List 1. Britney Spears and Madonna Britney Spears and Madonna kiss in what may be the hottest moment in the history of celebrity news. 2. Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson Sandra Bullock has good taste in women. She smooched Scarlett Johansson at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards. 3. Meryl Streep and Sandra Bullock You didn’t expect to see these two on this list, did you? Sandra Bullock planted one on Meryl Streep at the 2010 Critics Choice Awards. 4. Britney Spears and Rihanna Britney Spears and Rihanna nearly broke the Internet with this kiss. It took place at the 2011 Billboard Music Awards. 5. Madonna and Christina Aguilera Madonna famously kissed Britney Spears on stage. But she didn’t forget Christina Aguilera as well as the 2013 MTV VMAs. 6. Denise Richards and Neve Campbell Yes, this kiss took place in the movie Wild Things. But it must be included because Denise Richards and Neve Campbell changed the course of many men’s lives with the lip lock. 7. Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra We go all the way back to the 2004 MTV Movie Awards for this lip lock between Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra. Check out Snoop in the background! 8. Angelina Jolie and Peta Wilson Angelina Jolie and Peta Wilson locked lips at the 1997 Cable ACE Awards. Many say this started the same-sex smooching trend at awards shows. 9. Sarah Silverman and Jessica Biel Sarah Silverman and Jessica Biel for came oh so close to first base at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards. Just a little closer, ladies! 10. Miley Cyrus and Cara Delevingne Miley Cyrus and Cara Delevingne get VERY friendly in this Twitter picture. Get a room, you two! 11. Miley Cyrus Kisses Katy Perry! Miley Cyrus makes out with Katy Perry in this concert photo. Hot stuff! 12. Jessica Simpson Girl-on-Girl Photo Jessica Simpson posted this photo of herself and two friends kissing. And we did not complain. 13. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair Though technically a “teen movie,” Cruel Intentions pushed the envelope a lot, specifically with a deep kiss between Blair and Gellar.
Matt Rutler is a lucky man. While this month is typically associated with St. Patrick’s Day and March Madness, Christina Aguilera, via Twitter, promoted another holiday this week: Steak and BJ Day. “Hope you all cashed in this month on steak & bj Day. If not, celebrate tonight! :),” a pregnant Christina Aguilera tweeted randomly on Friday, March 21. For those unaware of this special occasion, its goal is precisely what you think it is. The trusted Urban Dictionary defines Steak & BJ Day as such: “On March 14, Steak and Bl**j** day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine’s Day – a holiday for women,” reads the dictionary entry. “The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a bl**j**.” “Not necessarily in that order.” It also happens to fall on Pi Day , so you could even enjoy some dessert after that steak and … whatever else you have going on. Next year, anyway. Not that you need to wait until March 14 to celebrate this by any means. It was apparently on Christina’s mind a week later. Good for Matt Rutler . Good for the soon-to-be mother-of-two, too, getting down like that while knocked up. Hardly a first for her to show her sexy side while pregnant, of course … 15 Celebrities Who Got Naked While Knocked Up Open Slideshow 1. Christina Aguilera Christina Aguilera is naked and pregnant in this photo. It’s from Marie Claire. View As List 1. Christina Aguilera Christina Aguilera is naked and pregnant in this photo. It’s from Marie Claire. 2. Cindy Crawford Cindy Crawford pulls off naked very well. Even while pregnant, as you can see on this magazine cover. 3. Demi Moore The famous Demi Moore nude Vanity Fair cover. One of the most iconic pregnant naked shots. 4. Britney Spears That’s Britney Spears naked and pregnant on the cover of this magazine, alright. The now infamous magazine cover of our very pregnant girl generated a lot of buzz in 2006. It’s Britney Spears nude, what would you expect? 5. Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson nude on the cover of Elle. So sexy or so odd? 6. Marisa Miller Marisa Miller shows off her amazing nearly naked physique while in the late stages of pregnancy. O. M. G. 7. Miranda Kerr Miranda Kerr looks so good nude. Even pregnant. Which is a reminder of how good she looks nude to her husband, in a way. Poetic. 8. Shayne Lamas Shayne Lamas, nude and pregnant. Awesome work Shayne. 9. Mariah Carey Mariah Carey looks … well, she’s really pregnant and nude on the cover of this celebrity gossip magazine. Do you like it? 10. Alessandra Ambrosio Alessandra Ambrosio poses naked and pregnant in this photo. She posted it on Facebook. 11. Claudia Schiffer Claudia Schiffer is naked and knocked up for this Vogue cover. And she’s looking great! 12. Kris Jenner Kris Jenner topless and pregnant. That is not something you wanted to see, we know. So, apologies. 13. Doutzen Kroes Doutzen Kroes is nude… and pregnant! She released this photo to share the latter news. 14. Nia Long Nia Long is naked – and pregnant! – on the cover of Ebony. Do you find this sexy or creepy? 15. Monica Belluci Monica Belluci poses here for Vanity Fair. Without clothing on. While carrying a child in her belly.
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