Jessica Simpson is taking advantage of her serious weight loss that I assume was funded by Weight Watchers….and has become the face and body of her billion dollar clothing line…because I guess she can, but more importantly, like all fat chicks who have lost the weight and rediscovered their sex appeal, they want to get the word out there and have people jerk off to them like they were still in their 20s, because all the money in the world can’t buy that…but hours at the gym and not eating cake all day everyday can… All this to say, she looks amazing…photoshopped, old, half retarded hick with a homosexual father peddling bullshit cheap products to people who can’t even afford her discount prices or not…I’m into it…but that’s just because I am into everything, I am so open minded and welcoming as a person… The post Jessica Simpson in Short Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is just weird. Jessica Simpson and her husband did a 50s Shades of Grey shoot for what I assume was themselves, because they are freaks…and figure it would be fun to be sexy and role play now that Jessica isn’t a fucking cow, and has some level of sex appeal back….but this would make me assume she read the book, which is remarkable because after seeing her old TV show, I would assume she didn’t know how to read, then realizing that it probable means 50 shades of grey is primary school caliber english, hence why it was so popular and sold so many copies, because lowest common denominator retards, like Jessica Simpson could get through it, and use it to add spice to her otherwise boring sex life…however from what I’ve been told, all these famous people are all freaks in bed to begin with, because they have everything they want in life…so I’m sure a little S&M is nothing new to her..but to share this with the public is just fucking strange…mainly because you know this gets her wet and they fuck to the fact that they let everyone in on this…weird… The post Jessica Simpson 50 Shades Grey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Christina Aguilera is headed to Nashville. Per People, the singer and The Voice judge has signed on for a recurring role on the ABC drama. She will come on board as Jade St. John (what a name!), a major pop superstar who has been working very hard in the music game for over a decade. Look for the character to arrive in Tennessee for a two-night stand at the Bridgestone, yet for her real dream to be the recording of a country album… if only her label would let her expand beyond the genre of pop. So it’s sort of like Taylor Swift , but in reverse. Aguilera will debut some time this spring and appear on multiple episodes of Nashville Season 3 . In addition to this upcoming role and her gig on The Voice, Aguilera is set to produce a TV series for ABC Family. She also has plans to record a new album. And she’s the mother to a six-year old daughter named Summer Rain! How does she do it all?!? 15 Celebrity Moms We Love 1. Christina Aguilera View Photo Christina Aguilera has two kids. She gave birth to her second in August 2014. 2. Beyonce View Photo Beyonce is a doting mother to daughter Blue Ivy Carter. Adding the motherhood hat to her arsenal has been great for Queen Bey. 3. Michelle Obama View Photo Michelle Obama is the first lady to daughters Malia and Sasha Obama and answers to the title of “Mom.” 4. Kristen Bell View Photo Kristen Bell is mom to daughter Lincoln. As a mom, she championed a campaign to end paparazzi photos of celebrity children. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kate Middleton View Photo Kate Middleton might be a duchess, but her best title is mom! Might she add to her brood soon? We can only hope! 6. Gwen Stefani View Photo Gwen Stefani is a boy mom times three! We love how much she loves her boys! 7. Angelina Jolie View Photo Angelina Jolie might play an evil witch in Maleficent, but she’s a little more comfortable in the role of mom to her six children. 8. Jessica Alba View Photo Jessica Alba loves her daughters so much she launched an organic, healthy line of baby products called The Honest Co. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kerry Washington View Photo Kerry Washington is one of the newest inductee to the halls of motherhood, giving birth to a daughter in April 2014. 10. Jessica Simpson View Photo Jessica Simpson is a mom of 2 and plays double duty as mom to them and MILF to the rest of us! 11. Snooki View Photo Becoming a mom might be the best thing ever to happen to Jersey Shore’s Snooki. Adding a baby to her resume helped her clean up her act. 12. Hilary Duff View Photo The best job Hilary Duff has ever had? Mom to son Luca. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Gisele Bundchen View Photo This viral photo of Gisele Bundchen might have made waves when it hit the Internet, but there’s no denying Gisele’s dedication to her children. 14. Kim Zolciak View Photo Kim Zolciak had two daughters when she joined The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She met Kroy Biermann and added four babies in three years to their family. 15. Heidi Klum View Photo Heidi Klum isn’t just a beautiful face! She’s also a great mom to her beautiful children with ex-husband Seal. The End. Did you like 15 Celebrity Moms We Love? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Rosie O’Donnell announced her departure from The View on Friday, citing the demise of her marriage to Michelle Rounds as the main cause. Today she swore that she will return, but not as a host. Rosie is as famous for controversy as any other talk show personality out there. She’s an outspoken advocate for LGBT rights, who’s never shied away from a fight . But it wasn’t her opinions that forced Rosie from the spotlight this time, it was the end of her marriage. Nevertheless, Rosie is resilient. She’s strong. She’s determined. And she’s vowed to return, holding her daughter Dakota in her arms, saying “I’ll come back and do an occasional crafting segment because I have a hot glue gun and I will travel.” “Thank you. It’s been really fun.” Rosie O’Donnell Leaving the View 2015 It’s not for us to decide why or what the ultimate reasons for Rosie’s departure are, but speculation is fun. Especially since Rosie and Michelle broke up in November, it’s easy to think that something else may have contributed to the reasons why Rosie is leaving the show now. Insiders at the View said back in December that Rosie is tough to deal with . Her first stint on the show only lasted a season before she was asked to leave, and she apparently hasn’t gotten any easier to get along with back stage. She is one of the View’s most notable hosts, though, even though she’s only been a part of the show for less than two full seasons. How she’ll figure in it’s future will be an interesting drama to watch unfold. 11 Possible Replacements on The View 1. Sarah Palin View Photo Sarah Palin won’t dismiss the possibility. She has acknowledged that The View needs fresh blood. 2. Kathy Griffin View Photo Kathy Griffin has a very dedicated fan base. She’s also unafraid of speaking her mind. 3. Mo’Nique View Photo Mo’Nique would bring Oscar-winning credibility to the series. 4. Kris Jenner View Photo She tried the talk show thing for a few episodes and failed miserably. But she had enough pull to get daughter Khloe the job as X Factor co-host for a season. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Wanda Sykes View Photo She’s outspoken, she’s funny and she’s definitely available. 6. Bethenny Frankel View Photo Bethenny Frankel also has talk show experience. Will she bring it along with her to The View? 7. Andi Dorfman View Photo Andi Dorfman already has an in at ABC. Will The View give her its final rose? 8. Martha Stewart Out of prison and anxious for another shot in the spotlight, Martha Stewart would bring a lot of television experience. And probably tasty treats. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Ross Mathews No. Please… no. 10. Jessica Simpson View Photo She’s not exactly a singer anymore, is she? Jessica Simpson would definitey amp up the male fan base. 11. Meghan McCain View Photo Meghan McCain has stopped by The View many times as a guest and has many strong opinions. The End. Did you like 11 Possible Replacements on The View? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Rosie O’Donnell is out. Again! For the second time in just a few years, the talk show host has announced she’s leaving The View earlier than expected. According to O’Donnell’s publicist, she will exit the ABC gabfest next week to concentrate on her family, following a split from wife Michelle Rounds. “I can confirm that Rosie and her wife Michelle split in November. Rosie has teens and an infant at home that need her attention,” O’Donnell’s rep, Cindi Berger, said in a statement. “This has been a very stressful situation. She is putting her personal health and family first. ABC has been wonderfully understanding and supportive of her personal decision to leave ‘The View.’ Next week will be her last.” O’Donnell did break from Rounds in the last few months, but chatter around Rosie’s View departure has been growing stronger in recent weeks. At one point, insiders said she was unhappy that Whoopi Goldberg was the lead panelist on a daily basis. The colleagues got into a pretty big fight just a few weeks after they started working together in September. But Variety reports that O’Donnell was peeved when allegations surfaced of Rosie Perez leaving the program , despite the fact that she was only taking a leave of temporary absence. Perez and O’Donnell – who left the show in 2007 and just returned this past fall – are good friends. In general, it’s clear there’s a lack of communication (and professionalism?) backstage at The View. “Rosie is an immensely talented star who comes in each and every morning brimming with ideas, excitement and passion for the show,” ABC said in a statement, adding: “When she told us she wanted to exit ‘The View,’ we respected and understood her desire to put her well-being and her family first. We’re delighted she’s still part of the ABC family with upcoming guest appearances on ‘The Fosters,’ and we know she’ll return to ‘The View’ often with her unique point of view and updates on her work and her family.” So, we can now ask again: WHO SHOULD BE ADDED TO THE VIEW? 11 Possible Replacements on The View 1. Sarah Palin View Photo Sarah Palin won’t dismiss the possibility. She has acknowledged that The View needs fresh blood. 2. Kathy Griffin View Photo Kathy Griffin has a very dedicated fan base. She’s also unafraid of speaking her mind. 3. Mo’Nique View Photo Mo’Nique would bring Oscar-winning credibility to the series. 4. Kris Jenner View Photo She tried the talk show thing for a few episodes and failed miserably. But she had enough pull to get daughter Khloe the job as X Factor co-host for a season. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Wanda Sykes View Photo She’s outspoken, she’s funny and she’s definitely available. 6. Bethenny Frankel View Photo Bethenny Frankel also has talk show experience. Will she bring it along with her to The View? 7. Andi Dorfman View Photo Andi Dorfman already has an in at ABC. Will The View give her its final rose? 8. Martha Stewart Out of prison and anxious for another shot in the spotlight, Martha Stewart would bring a lot of television experience. And probably tasty treats. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Ross Mathews No. Please… no. 10. Jessica Simpson View Photo She’s not exactly a singer anymore, is she? Jessica Simpson would definitey amp up the male fan base. 11. Meghan McCain View Photo Meghan McCain has stopped by The View many times as a guest and has many strong opinions. The End. Did you like 11 Possible Replacements on The View? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Jessica Simpson was showing her friend just what it takes to get your dad to love you enough to quit the church, build her career, make millions than come out of the closet as a homosexual….a long and strong tongue that while pressed against an asshole while giving a handjob feels amazing…Incest is the Best when you’re a country bumpkin and your daughter is the only thing in town that doesn’t have webbed does… Not that Jessica Simpson used to lick her dad’s asshole, but I’m sure she’s licked at least one dudes asshole, everyone has, even the most normal of people, like the cashier at the grocery store…it’s just something people do these days…so assuming that a celebrity, who has probably seen some shit, despite being Christian, even though she is a divorcee with kids out of wedlock who flaunts her tits for record sales, being anti-christian… Or maybe, it’s just something I want her to do to me….now that she’s taken her tongue out of the BBQ sauce and cake batter long enough to get a tight fit body….that we know probably has the soul of a fat girl, because skinny or fit doesn’t take away the underlying oral fixation that fills the emptiness in her soul, at least not forever…trust me, I prey on fat girls, I know how they work.
Mila Kunis’ tits are filled with Milk….milk that Ashton Kutcher’s semen is responsible…so remember that when you think of their spawn latching onto her like some sort of parasite, because it will upset you, especially considering you’re one of those people who is misguided and believes she’s a babe, when really she’s just average at best, but I guess when you only fuck pigs, like literal pigs at the neighbors farm, it’s easy to think some girl from TV is amazing, when she’s not…but when you factor in Ashton Kutcher’s semen…I think it’s pretty easy to see her for what she is…running after his billions discreetly because she can play that she has known him since he first started… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Rihanna was in Paris filming what I guess is a new music video, because she is Rihanna and as a dancing billion dollar making hooker, she’s got limited options in what she is allowed to do with her time, it’s like strike while it is hot, if you fall off the map, people will forget you and if people forget you, you won’t make the labels hundreds of millions of dollars a year… I thought it was interesting because she is getting rushed…and it is the intro to what could be a disaster for her but a win for all of us….
Jessica Simpson posted a picture of her legs…that I guess people are freaking out about because they are so fucking muscular..they may be photoshopped…they look weird as fuck…but not that weird…because she has been carrying her fat ass around for 5 years before giving into her million dollar contract with Weight Watchers that won….and made her starve herself skinny…something I encourage all fat chicks do…as long as they don’t lose their tits…because a girl with no tits is like a girl with no vagina…or what I call a mad dressed like a woman….and their in nothing hot about that…I mean…at least not to me, but apparently to a lot of people since tranny porn is the top selling porn…it means whoever is still buying porn…who still buys porn? Is buying tranny porn…fascinating…
Ashlee Simpson has a major reason to La La now: The singer is expecting her second child! Insiders have confirmed to Us Weekly that Simpson and husband Evan Ross, who got married in late August , will welcome either a boy or a girl into the world some time in 2015. Simpson is already the mother to a six-year old son, Bronx, courtesy of her previous marriage to Pete Wentz. The impending child will mark legendary singer Diana Ross’ third grandchild, while he or she will be able to count Ace and Maxwell – the two kids Jessica Simpson has with Eric Johnson – as his or her cousins. “I would love to [have kids],” Ross said at last month’s The Hunger Games: Mockingjay-Part 1 premiere. “As many as possible.” Well… it starts now for this couple, as well as for the other famous faces featured below. Hooray!!! Celebrities Who Are Expecting a Baby in 2015 1. Kate Middleton Another royal baby is on the way! Kate Middleton and Prince William will welcome it into the world in April 2015.
