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Jesus Take The Scalpel! Joan Rivers Daughter Staged An Intervention After Knifed Up Comedy Queen Had 739 Plastic Surgeries!!! [Video]

SMH… Some folks just don’t know when to say when . Did you know Joan Rivers has had over 700 plastic surgeries??? According to RadarOnline reports : Outspoken TV star Joan Rivers has never shied away from talking about her plastic surgery obsession but now her daughter Melissa is saying, “enough is enough,” and RadarOnline.com has video of the family showdown. The 78-year-old funny lady and her sassy side kick sat down with Anderson Cooper for Monday’s episode of his talk show Anderson to chat about the plastic surgery intervention filmed for their new reality show, Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best. When the CNN host asked Melissa what finally motivated her to stand up to Joan over her many adventures under the knife, she replied: “I know why! Was it hard? “At one point I start to think the risk outweighs the reward, so I wanted my mom to know how I felt about it and I think I made myself fairly clear,” Melissa continued. “I also found out that most of my friends are weak and she turned them very easily.” At which point glamorous Joan chipped in: “They all said, ‘You shouldn’t do it, you shouldn’t do it.’ And I said, ‘What if I pay for everybody in this room? What would you do?’ Every single person (accepted).” “It actually became an episode about hypocrisy,” explained Melissa, suddenly taking on a serious tone. While we’re not entirely sure if she was joking or not, Joan went on to make the bombshell revelation that she had undergone a whopping 739 surgical procedures over the years. “How is that possible?” asked an astonished Anderson. “Every weekend I just go in and I do something new,” she laughed. “She has a punch card,” added Melissa. “I get a tenth one free. It’s a little like coffee you just keep going,” joked Joan. Later in the show, Joan revealed that one permanent physical change she really wants to do to her body is to get inked, and she even went to a tattoo parlor on her 78th birthday. “Melissa wanted me to just put my home number, ‘If Lost, please call Betty White.’ “I ended up not getting it because they put you in a room with mirrors and I was putting it on my a$$ and I took a look and I just got so depressed. I said, ‘Cover this right up,’ but my friend got a tattoo. I’m very proud of her. “Maybe my 79th, I’ll put a recipe on, at this age what do you put on? You put a recipe!” Currently ink-free himself, Anderson offered to come with her next year and get a tattoo too! Tune in for the full episode of Anderson airing on Monday, February 6. Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best airs on WE Tuesdays at 9/8c. This lady is crazy… Watch the video below: SMH! More On Bossip! Ladies, Can We Watch?: RihRih Asks Ochocinco’s Permission To Get In Evelyn Lozada’s Panties Lady Lovin’: The 10 Most “Lesbihonest” Cities in America (Part 2) Wait, There’s More! A History Of Slore-y “Journalists” That Showed Off Their Cakes At Super Bowl Media Day For The Ladies: The Best Super Bowl Bangin’ Baller BAWWWWDIES!!! [Photos]

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Jesus Take The Scalpel! Joan Rivers Daughter Staged An Intervention After Knifed Up Comedy Queen Had 739 Plastic Surgeries!!! [Video]

Joan Rivers Shows Us Her Middle Finger

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Looking svelte and fashionable, the notorious Joan Rivers shows us her lovely, ring-adorned, middle finger.

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Ewan McGregor Rides Motorcycle in Beverly Hills

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Ewan McGregor rides his motorcycle in Beverly Hills. Let’s hope the Force is strong in him so he doesn’t get into a collision.

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Ewan McGregor Rides Motorcycle in Beverly Hills

This Old Trout Needs To Keep Michelle Obama’s Name Out Of Her Mouth

Joan Rivers is still talking yang yang about our beloved FLOTUS, Michelle Obama: “We’ve bonded. We have bonded over shitty phone service all over the United States,” Joan Rivers remarked to us on Friday, after a few frustrating rounds of phone tag, thanks to AT&T and some botched lines. But “Can you hear me now?” aside, the comedienne is totally impossible to catch up with, anyway. As of late, she’s been making the media rounds, promoting her new reality show for We TV and sounding off on a variety of subjects all along the way. Check out what Joan had to say to HuffPost Style about Michelle Obama’s State Dinner dress, Tiger Mom and how she got into the fashion commenting business to begin with. HP: One thing that has been making headlines in the fashion world this week is Michelle Obama wearing McQueen to the State Dinner. JR: Wrong. Wrong. Sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry, but we’re pushing America and we’re so behind in everything that we’re doing. We’re trying to push our own industries, the president’s coming out and saying we’ve got to make more American stuff, you know what, darling? Buy American. Wrong. I like the Obamas, I voted for Obama, but totally wrong. Very badly advised. It was like Jackie Onassis used to sneak the French couture into the White House. At least she had the decency to have Oleg Cassini copy it. So she would say, I’m wearing Oleg Cassini when in reality, he had just copied a lot of the fashions. HP: Do you think there are occasions when the first lady could wear a foreign designer? JR: In private, God bless her, she can wear what she wants. When she’s sitting around with just their friends or if [Obama]‘s not re-elected, or even if he is re-elected, she’ll have all those years ahead of her to wear what she wants. HP: Shifting gears, you’re on a reality show now with your daughter. What do you think of Tiger Mom? JR: I adore the Tiger Mom. I think a child should be strapped to the piano. The only thing is, she says, “This is the success,” and I don’t want to break her heart but if every child learns to play the piano or becomes a pianist or a violinist, how many are in each orchestra? You’re setting your children up to fail, you idiot. There’s one pianist per orchestra. So if you’re strapping your kid to the piano, you’re making your kid fail if he thinks he’s going to be a pianist. And if you’re strapping your kid…how many violinists? There’s a first violin, second violin, maybe a small string section. So unfortunately, poor Tiger Mom got it a little screwed up. I think she should strap them to the computer. Or let them make clothes for Michelle Obama. I think Tiger Mom should have all the kids in America designing clothes for Michelle Obama so she wouldn’t have to buy outside of our coasts. Read the rest of the interview HERE

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This Week in Joan Rivers Insults: Tommy Lee Jones, Sarah Palin

Since we’re still all bitter that Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work wasn’t considered for the Oscar documentary shortlist, Movieline’s giving its own awards now. “Best Tommy Lee Jones/Fuhrer Joke” goes to Joan “You Don’t Even Know Me, Judd Apatow ” Rivers. At the tail end of a week where Rivers mocked Sarah Palin on Fox & Friends , she just named The Fugitive ‘s Oscar winner as Hollywood’s evilest, most Hitler-conjuring man. We had no idea! Let’s watch her explain.

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Joan Rivers Banned from ‘FOX & Friends’

Filed under: Joan Rivers , Sarah Palin Joan Rivers has been banned from FOX & Friends after claiming on TMZ.com that Sarah Palin was partially to blame for the Arizona shootings … TMZ has learned. Rivers told our photog, Sarah is “stupid and a threat.” Rivers was scheduled to appear… Read more

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Taylor Momsen: It’s Okay Mom and Dad!

It wasn’t long ago that Taylor Momsen blamed her “damaged” and abrasive attitude on her parents , who forced her into modeling and acting so early. Now she appears to be backing off that sentiment. The Gossip Girl star tells Kerrang! magazine (UK) that her comments were taken out of context when she said her folks made her “miserable” and “upset.” “No two year old wants to be working, but I had no choice,” Taylor said. “My whole life, I was in and out of school. I didn’t have friends. I didn’t have a real life.” In a rare moment of softness, Taylor now lets her parents off the hook, revealing she didn’t really mean to slam mom and dad, who felt “horrible” about all this. “I love my mom and dad. Maybe I didn’t have the childhood people think you should have, but I still went through the ages, I was still a child,” she says now . “Maybe it wasn’t a conventional one, but you know, I like where I am now so it’s OK.” We like where she is too. Now if she would just smile once in awhile … The Pretty Reckless – Make Me Wanna Die

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Joan Rivers Labels "Stupid" Sarah Palin a "Threat"

In President Obama’s Tucson speech last week, he said the shooting of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords should not be blamed on rhetoric by any person or group, while at the same time calling for a more civil, positive national discourse. Amen. Joan Rivers apparently missed this memo. Asked about Palin at the Critic’s Choice Awards party in Hollywood, Rivers said people blaming Palin for the Tucson tragedy are right, adding that “this woman is just stupid and a threat.” To what? The English language maybe. Beyond that? Listen to Rivers’ absurd comments below: Joan Rivers Calls Out Sarah Palin We’re with Palin on this one. The mindless finger pointing has to stop. Taking her to task for her actual actions is one thing. Baseless nonsense like this quite another.

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Joan Rivers Labels "Stupid" Sarah Palin a "Threat"

Joan Rivers — Sarah Palin Is ‘Stupid and a Threat’

Filed under: Joan Rivers , Sarah Palin , Politix Sarah Palin deserves criticism — and BLAME — for the horrifying shooting in Tucson, AZ … this according to Joan Rivers . Joan was at the Critic’s Choice Awards party in Hollywood this weekend when things turned political — and Joan exclaimed …… Read more

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Late Night Highlights: Jon Hamm Spoils the Mad Men Finale, Julie Bowen Schools Ben Affleck

While promoting The Town last night, Jon Hamm predicted how Don Draper would spend the ’80s. Meanwhile, Ben Affleck told Jay Leno about his prison scare, Julie Bowen stood up for actresses over thirty, Ellie Kemper and Craig Ferguson talked scents and Stephen Colbert opened up his Atone Phone line.

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Late Night Highlights: Jon Hamm Spoils the Mad Men Finale, Julie Bowen Schools Ben Affleck