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Bottom Feeder Kelly Brook’s Bottom of the Day

Kelly Brook is some old, nearing retirement, bikini model who has been showing off her tits in pictures for the last couple of decades…she has even gone so far as to have a “miscarriage” in efforts to not destroy her curvy body when things finally started to turn around for her…and now she’s playing the instagram game like all the good fame whores and you know what…she looks fucking awesome…especially with that big fat Kim Kardashian ass…as she tries to ride the Kim Kardashian fat ass crave…while people like me who like fat asses every once in a while, even on old ladies, watch…

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Bottom Feeder Kelly Brook’s Bottom of the Day

Bottom Feeder Kelly Brook’s Bottom of the Day

Kelly Brook is some old, nearing retirement, bikini model who has been showing off her tits in pictures for the last couple of decades…she has even gone so far as to have a “miscarriage” in efforts to not destroy her curvy body when things finally started to turn around for her…and now she’s playing the instagram game like all the good fame whores and you know what…she looks fucking awesome…especially with that big fat Kim Kardashian ass…as she tries to ride the Kim Kardashian fat ass crave…while people like me who like fat asses every once in a while, even on old ladies, watch…

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Bottom Feeder Kelly Brook’s Bottom of the Day

Kendall Jenner Releases Photo of North West: Totes Adorbs!

Kendall Jenner has released another revealing photo on Instagram. This time, however, the 17-year old is not posing as a topless mermaid or nude with a weird headdress thing on her noggin. She’s holding the hand of her niece, North West! Kendall posted this cute picture on Instagram yesterday along with the caption, “Roommates and best friends.” It marks the fourth time a member of the Kardashian clan has unveiled a photo of this child, with Kanye West debuting her during a talk show appearance in August… Kim Kardashian posting a cute shot earlier this month… and Khloe Kardashian giving us her own look at Nori’s hand . This family may have some serious issues, but Nori is simply seriously adorable. Well done, Kimye.

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Kim Kardashian vs. Anastasia Ashley: Swimsuit Showdown!

It’s not to easy for Kim Kardashian to simply pose in a bathing suit anymore. The reality star posted a sexy selfie to Instagram this week and immediately received a flood of backlash from those who believed she acted way inappropriately for a mother . Now, a 26-year old pro surfer named Anastasia Ashley has challenged the reality star to a swimsuit showdown, simulating Kim’s seductive pose with one of her own and pretty much forcing us to ask: Which brunette pulls off her look better? Kim or Anastasia, who would you rather see without her bathing suit on? And the Winner is? Kim Kardashian Click Here To Vote for Kim Anastasia Ashley Click Here To Vote for Anastasia View Poll »

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Samantha Gradoville Naked for Fashion of the Day

Samantha Gradoville is some model, and here she is getting naked for Vogue Germany, that may not be a porn mag, at least not in Germany, because it doesn’t involve people gagging and choking on piles of feces while wearing latex and being hung from the rafters with giant metal hooks….or whatever it is those ex-Nazi, aryan freaks do to get off sexually in their demented sex club life…but she’s still naked, and that’s porn enough for me…because this girl is getting paid to show the world her tits, call it high fashion or art, but it has the same outcome as paying a more desperate girl to get naked for anything else…it’s just a scale of how bad your addiction is, and more importantly, what your addiction is, is it fame, or is it meth…because ultimately, they are doing it for something, and in the end who cares, cuz we still get to see them tits…

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Nicki Minaj Pasties for Instagram of the Day

The worst thing about Nicki Minaj is that she’s a bootleg Lady Gaga designed for the urban market, with far more annoying songs…but for some reason she annoys me less than Lady Gaga…maybe because a Gaga impersonator, is just trying to get ahead, while an actual Gaga should be more responsible and rid the world of herself… Or maybe, I just like Nicki Minaj, because her cries for attention, involve showing off her big fat ass and big fat titties on the internet, for no reason other than wanting the world to see her big fat ass and big fat titties, and you know what…I am totally into seeing them…because they are pretty spectacular…and what I can assume got her the record deal in the first place…

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Anastasia Ashley Does the Kim Kardashian Fake Selfie of the Day

Yesterday, Kim Kardashian posted a photoshopped picture that she pretended was a selfie, but that was clearly a picture taken by a photographer, and edited by a photographer, because Kim Kardashian is a lying famewhore pig who doesn’t fuck around with her “social media”…because you have a team of people who do it for you…and when they do…they try to get as much buzz as possible…because the Kardashians are finally falling off, unfortunately not a dying breed, but still irrelevance is looking and that excites me…but not as much as if OJ took them out instead of his actual wife back in the 90s. Last night, the lovely pro surfer Anastasia Ashley, who clearly has a “good sense of humor”…decided to show the world that “sense of humor”…with a pic of how a white one piece is meant to look on a bitch taking a selfie in front of a room divider…it’s like what can’t this babe do…from big wave surfing during the day, to taking bikini selfies that make fun of the lowest pile of shit in the corner of pop culture…and I guess we shouldn’t look too much into it, but rather we should look in her soul, by way of her fit, round, surfer ass I would, and have tried to chip a tooth on at least once… The whole thing was so well played and I am not just saying that because she is the love of my life, my favorite person, my soul mate who just doesn’t know it yet, the girl I write love songs and love poetry about locking in my basement after drugging her and abducting her in my van because it shows how much I care even when she doesn’t cooperate or give back…and I just hope her next play is a sex tape starring me, that we film tonight…after we get married…like I was lyonsada….connected at the soul like it soul like it was Final Destination 5…. All this to say, she’s so silly and I got a kick out of this pic…post more….and by post more I mean…let me get you pregnant.

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Anastasia Ashley Does the Kim Kardashian Fake Selfie of the Day

Anastasia Ashley Does the Kim Kardashian Fake Selfie of the Day

Yesterday, Kim Kardashian posted a photoshopped picture that she pretended was a selfie, but that was clearly a picture taken by a photographer, and edited by a photographer, because Kim Kardashian is a lying famewhore pig who doesn’t fuck around with her “social media”…because you have a team of people who do it for you…and when they do…they try to get as much buzz as possible…because the Kardashians are finally falling off, unfortunately not a dying breed, but still irrelevance is looking and that excites me…but not as much as if OJ took them out instead of his actual wife back in the 90s. Last night, the lovely pro surfer Anastasia Ashley, who clearly has a “good sense of humor”…decided to show the world that “sense of humor”…with a pic of how a white one piece is meant to look on a bitch taking a selfie in front of a room divider…it’s like what can’t this babe do…from big wave surfing during the day, to taking bikini selfies that make fun of the lowest pile of shit in the corner of pop culture…and I guess we shouldn’t look too much into it, but rather we should look in her soul, by way of her fit, round, surfer ass I would, and have tried to chip a tooth on at least once… The whole thing was so well played and I am not just saying that because she is the love of my life, my favorite person, my soul mate who just doesn’t know it yet, the girl I write love songs and love poetry about locking in my basement after drugging her and abducting her in my van because it shows how much I care even when she doesn’t cooperate or give back…and I just hope her next play is a sex tape starring me, that we film tonight…after we get married…like I was lyonsada….connected at the soul like it soul like it was Final Destination 5…. All this to say, she’s so silly and I got a kick out of this pic…post more….and by post more I mean…let me get you pregnant.

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Anastasia Ashley Does the Kim Kardashian Fake Selfie of the Day

Swirl Gone Sour: Yeezy Tells Kimmy Cakes He Will Never Marry Her Just Because She’s His Baby Mama

Kanye doesn’t want to put a ring on it… Kanye West Says He Will Never Marry Kim Kardashian Via RadarOnline reports: Kim Kardashian has been officially divorced from Kris Humphries for more than four months, but don’t look for her to walk down the aisle again any time soon. RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that her baby daddy Kanye West has made it clear in recent weeks that he has no interest in marrying her! “Kanye is telling friends that he’ll never marry Kim,” a source close to the singer reveals to Radar. “He has no need or desire to make their relationship official in the eyes of the law.” Instead, “Kanye prefers the idea of them as ‘partners,’” the source explains. “He sees marriage as outdated and he’s all about embracing the modern and the new. He doesn’t feel like he has to marry Kim just because they have a [daughter, Nori] together.” And despite recent reports, Kardashian is totally content to keep their relationship as it is — for now at least. “Kim feels like she’s been there, done that when it comes to a big, splashy wedding,” the source explains. “She used to be so much more into the fame game, but now that she’s drifting away from the family and trying to do her own thing, she’s becoming more adamant about doing things on her own terms and keeping it low-key. It took her a while to learn the value of privacy, and to abandon the idea of another over-the-top wedding, but she’s getting there thanks to Kanye’s influence.” Plus, she can’t help but remember the humiliation she suffered after her “fairy tale wedding” to Humphries ended in divorce, says the source. Other people in her life, however, might not be so happy about giving up the magazine covers, TV specials, and publicity that would accompany a Kimye wedding. “Some of Kim’s family still want her to get married to Kanye,” the source hints. “But even they are coming around.” With Kris and Bruce Jenner separated and Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom going through their own relationship issues, “the Kardashians don’t exactly have a good track record with healthy marriages these days,” the source explains, “so they’re leaving Kim and Kanye alone to do whatever they want, as long as they’re happy.” Maybe someone told Kanye that if he marries Kim that his future as an A-Lister would vanish. Kim may never get to have any higher rank than baby mama, and is pretending to be fine with that because she is afraid of making ‘Ye speak in his “real voice.” In reality, she is stuck with a baby that she most likely doesn’t want and a controlling lunatic and it’s her own fault. Welp! Continue reading

Swirl Gone Sour: Yeezy Tells Kimmy Cakes He Will Never Marry Her Just Because She’s His Baby Mama

Kanye doesn’t want to put a ring on it… Kanye West Says He Will Never Marry Kim Kardashian Via RadarOnline reports: Kim Kardashian has been officially divorced from Kris Humphries for more than four months, but don’t look for her to walk down the aisle again any time soon. RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that her baby daddy Kanye West has made it clear in recent weeks that he has no interest in marrying her! “Kanye is telling friends that he’ll never marry Kim,” a source close to the singer reveals to Radar. “He has no need or desire to make their relationship official in the eyes of the law.” Instead, “Kanye prefers the idea of them as ‘partners,’” the source explains. “He sees marriage as outdated and he’s all about embracing the modern and the new. He doesn’t feel like he has to marry Kim just because they have a [daughter, Nori] together.” And despite recent reports, Kardashian is totally content to keep their relationship as it is — for now at least. “Kim feels like she’s been there, done that when it comes to a big, splashy wedding,” the source explains. “She used to be so much more into the fame game, but now that she’s drifting away from the family and trying to do her own thing, she’s becoming more adamant about doing things on her own terms and keeping it low-key. It took her a while to learn the value of privacy, and to abandon the idea of another over-the-top wedding, but she’s getting there thanks to Kanye’s influence.” Plus, she can’t help but remember the humiliation she suffered after her “fairy tale wedding” to Humphries ended in divorce, says the source. Other people in her life, however, might not be so happy about giving up the magazine covers, TV specials, and publicity that would accompany a Kimye wedding. “Some of Kim’s family still want her to get married to Kanye,” the source hints. “But even they are coming around.” With Kris and Bruce Jenner separated and Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom going through their own relationship issues, “the Kardashians don’t exactly have a good track record with healthy marriages these days,” the source explains, “so they’re leaving Kim and Kanye alone to do whatever they want, as long as they’re happy.” Maybe someone told Kanye that if he marries Kim that his future as an A-Lister would vanish. Kim may never get to have any higher rank than baby mama, and is pretending to be fine with that because she is afraid of making ‘Ye speak in his “real voice.” In reality, she is stuck with a baby that she most likely doesn’t want and a controlling lunatic and it’s her own fault. Welp! Continue reading