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Penelope Scotland Disick: First Photo!

It was only a matter of time and money . One month after giving birth , Kourtney Kardashian has debuted the first photo of daughter Penelope Scotland Disick – and the baby looks totally thrilled to be covering this issue of Us Weekly , doesn’t she? Sorry, Mason. But Kourtney says she had no reason to believe she could love a child as much as she loves her new daughter. Seeming to totally diss son Mason, also pictured above, Kardashian gushes to the tabloid over Penelope. “Nothing could prepare me for how hard I fell in love with her,” the reality star says in an issue that goes on newsstands Friday and which will include insight into how Mason is adjusting to life as a brother and why Scott Disick won’t change diapers. Speaking of Disick… where is he?!? The father of two is noticeable absent from this cover, causing us to wonder: Is Kourtney really raising the children alone?!?

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Penelope Scotland Disick: First Photo!

Kim Kardashian Posts Bikini Pics, Insists: No Photoshop!

Kim Kardashian posing in a bikini is not exactly newsworthy. The busty reality star has done it so often that we actually have a Kim Kardashian bikini picture album. Click through it now and try to contain your drool, fellas. But Kardashian’s latest pair of Twit pics caught our attention because of her claim in the caption that they were taken and posted with “#nofilter #nophotoshop.” Click on each now and judge for yourself: Kim is seemingly all about proving how natural she is these days. A couple weeks ago, she released yet another bathing suit-based photo and also told followers it was photoshop-free. Do you believe her? Do you care… about anything Kim Kardashian-related at all?

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Kim Kardashian Posts Bikini Pics, Insists: No Photoshop!

Miley Cyrus Ripped Stomach of the Day

Miley Cyrus has an amazing fucking body, which is all I really care about, because I don’t have the luxury of being in her entourage, or having her sit on my face, grinding against my chin, until she squirts….so I don’t get the benefits of listening to her whine, complain, like the annoying spoiled brat that she is….so in a lot of ways, those of us who don’t have to hear her talk, who don’t have to listen to her shit, and who don’t have to wipe her ass for her, even though we’d like that as long as we get to use our tongue as toilet baber….are the lucky ones, cuz we can just crop out her muppet head and jerk off and focus on her good parts…it is all about looking on the bright side of your pathetic facebook profile pic masturbation existence…

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Miley Cyrus Ripped Stomach of the Day

Miranda Kerr for David Jones Australia of the Day

Miranda Kerr is kinda hot. She should be a model. I mean the way she wears these outfits would make you think that a long lasting career in the shit would be successful. You know she could break free from being the baby momma to some Orlando Bloom celebrity, so people can stop calling her the gold digging celebrity groupie fucker who puts holes in the condoms so that she gets knocked up and he is forced to be locked into her and pay her child support…only unlike mos gold diggers, she didn’t let herself go…. All I know is that someone should start paying her to get half naked in pics, cuz doing at as a hobby to keep busy, you know for friends and family has proven to be hot….

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Miranda Kerr for David Jones Australia of the Day

Kim Kardashian in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

We all know that Kim Kardashian is contrived….you know such an attention seeking scam…who has fed her daddy issue, spoiled brat, “everyone look at me” at the family dinner party ego, by leveraging it into TV…where she lives out a lie, as herself, and everyone watches and cares, all because it is on TV…the concept alone makes me worried about society…. I am convinced that she is so contrived, and trying so hard to keep what she has going, that these pics are either photoshopped skinnier, or of someone else pretending to be Kim Kardashian, because she’s so fake, such bullshit, this pile of garbage, that I am sure Kim Kardashian doesn’t even know who Kim Kardashian is…and the whole thing is really awkward…but at least she’s got tits….to focus on instead of all the evil she represents.

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Kim Kardashian in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Jennifer Tilley’s Monster Bazookas

I’ve always had a thing for Jennifer Tilley and her massive boobs but then she got into playing poker professionally and every time she was on TV, the table she sat behind kept on covering them up. So naturally, I stopped watching. It’s a shame that an Academy Award winning actress would give up making great money in film to pursue a gambling career. I guess most of Jennifer ’s brains are in her bust and not in her head.

Porn Star Kim Kardashian Bikini Tweets

Here’s meaty porn star Kim Kardashian tweeting photos of herself in a bikini. I still can’t believe after 7 years running this site that she became one of the most popular celebrities over a terrible “leaked” sex tape. Anyway, I know many of you love Kim and her big booty, so enjoy.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Cover Seventeen, Talk Potential Spin-Off

No. Please, God and Mayans who predicted our demise before this calendar year is over, just… no. In an interview with the September issue of Seventeen , Kendall and Kylie Jenner make it very clear: they want their own reality TV show. “We go on a lot of adventures!” Kendall says of what the spin-off would depict. “We do crazy stuff. We will kidnap one of our friends or get a group together and go to Disneyland for the night.” Sure. Whatever the writers come up with, basically. E!, of course, has also spun-off Khloe Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom. Kourtney Kardashian has taken both Miami and New York City and, let’s face it, is there any doubt a Kim Kardashian and Kanye West series is on the way? The sisters are writing a science-fiction novel together and compare themselves to their older, more successful, frequently naked siblings. “Kim and Kourtney were the same way,” Kendall, 16, said of working with Kylie, 14. “They were fighting constantly when they were our age, and then there was a point where they flipped and loved each other and they were best friends.” Dare we ask: Would you watch a Kendall and Kylie reality show?

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Kendall and Kylie Jenner Cover Seventeen, Talk Potential Spin-Off

Kim Kardashian massive boobs

Even though Kim Kardashian only really became famous because of her celebrity sex tape you have to admit that she is looking pretty hot showing off her massive boobs for the paparazzi here Continue reading

Wishing This Roller Coaster would Malfunction and End the Lives of All on Board of the Day

There are times in my life that I wish for mass destruction that will harm many people….and many families….even though it is wrong to wish death on innocent people….but there is always a valid reason…you see I am sure there are kids on this ride, who have a whole life to live, but I’d be willing to sacrifice those lives to rid the world of Kim Kardashian….you know maybe the ride couldn’t handle her fat….and cracked with trying to pull her through the air….cuz she the fucking devil incarnate and needs to be stopped….because let’s face it…she’s just going to ruin the lives of so many more kids who idolize her, if she hasn’t already ruined them….so it the innocent who go down with her are just a small price to pay to stop her in her tracks…. Unfortunately, she survived this ride, but at least she looked fat and stupid doing it….. Down with Kim Kardashian.

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Wishing This Roller Coaster would Malfunction and End the Lives of All on Board of the Day