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Jon and Kate Plus Tits of the Day

I guess you’d expect a mother of 8 kids to have ridiculous tits from all the milk she produced like the cow that she is, you know the kind of tits, that the right bra could scoop up and squeeze into something a little appealing to look at, but for the first few times I saw the show that made them rich household names, I thought she was a man…then I realized the kids called her mom so figured she was the pregnant man I saw on Oprah and really, the whole thing just confused the fuck out of me….but I guess all it takes is for a girl to grow out her lesbian haircut and put on a push-up bra to make me forget how stretched out her pussy must be, not that I think she’s hot, but at least I’m not thinking about her scrotum lookin’ vagina for a change…. Pics via Fame

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Kate Gosselin: Dancing with Stars, in Basement

As we reported yesterday afternoon and confirmed last night, Kate Gosselin has joined the Dancing with the Stars cast for the season starting March 22. If you thought casting Kate as one of the “stars” was a stretch, think again. ABC feels she’ll be such a ratings draw, they bent over backwards to get her. For example, while the rest of the cast – announced last night after The Bachelor finale – practices in L.A., Kate will do so in her Pennsylvania basement. Kate will be practicing her moves in a newly-converted dance studio at home so she can be near the eight kids she spawned with d-bag ex Jon Gosselin. Dancing with the Stars is not only letting Kate slide with the unconventional arrangement, the show will be footing a hefty bill for the makeshift studio. Are you excited to see Kate bust a move on DWTS? Kate’s partner, Tony Dovolani, will fly to Kate’s home for practice . Kate will only be in L.A. two days per week, for the taping, until she gets voted off. Which should be approximately one episode. When she’s cutting a rug on the west coast, her kids will stay in Pennsylvania with a nanny. Presumably not one by the name of Stephanie Santoro. Kate apparently told Dancing with the Stars that this was the only way she’d do the show , “because she’s a single mom trying to make money.” One with the right priorities … kind of.

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Gosselin, Lysacek — Ready to Rumba

Filed under: Dancing with the Stars , Jon & Kate , We Don’t Care But You Might Minutes after the new crop of celebs were announced for “Dancing with the Stars,” they were already doing what the “Dancing” people do best –partying it up in Hollywood!!!! Kate Gosselin, Olympian Evan Lysacek, Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger, Chad … Permalink

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Report: Kate Gosselin Joins Dancing with the Stars

Kate Gosselin will be one of the contestants on the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars , according to reports. This poses an interesting dilemma: How do they even introduce her on the show? Mother of eight? Bitchy single former reality star? Shameless, self-promoting author with awful hair? In any case, the official Dancing With the Stars cast announcement will be made this evening as a cross-promotion with The Bachelor season finale. “I want to laugh at myself. I so cannot dance. It would be a terribly sad sight,” said the grating mother of eight on the Jay Leno Show recently. Which begs the question: what would Gosselin do with her kids during the hours of grueling daily rehearsals for the reality competition show? FEAR THE PORCUPINE : Whatever that is on her head, it is a force to be reckoned with as Kate Gosselin is ready to kick ass and take names on Dancing with the Stars . She will actually prepare her routines in Pennsylvania , near where she lives, instead of in the show’s rehearsal studios on the West Coast, according to sources: “Kate’s the kind of woman who will do whatever is necessary for her children. It’s great for her to be on the show, but only in a way that benefits her family.” The show was willing to make such a concession since producers believe she will be a ratings bonanza for Dancing with the Stars , and they’re probably right. Kate is now the primary breadwinner for her brood, as the legal battle waged by Jon Gosselin against TLC ate up a big chunk of his money – and notoriety. He can’t do any more TV appearances now until they cut him loose. Which pretty much takes away his only source of revenue – being a douche, but on TV.

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Kate Gosselin: What’s Her Best Hairstyle?

Kate Gosselin is switching up her hair yet again … but is that a good thing? After her new hair extensions emerged from a 20-hour makeover at the hands of celebrity hairstylist Ted Gibson, the mom-of-eight was reportedly displeased. For $7,000 (left), we can see why. So, she had him change her look again, cutting off inches for a shoulder-length style (middle). Yeah … not so sure about that. Which style do you think is best on the ex-wife of Jon Gosselin ? Her new hairstyle, her new new hairstyle, or the traditional reverse mullet thing from the show? Vote in our survey below! Which Kate Gosselin hairstyle is best?

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Jon and Kate — Water Lien Under the Bridge

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Jon & Kate Jon and Kate Gosselin are finally free to start tappin’ again — because someone finally paid their outstanding water bill.As TMZ previously reported, a tax lien was filed against the Gosselins after Lancaster County claimed they owed $2,691.75 in … Permalink

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Kate Gosselin: Going to Work!

Free of her hideous reverse mullet and even more revolting husband, Kate Gosselin is set to return to TV later this year in a brand new TLC series of her very own.

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Kate Gosselin’s Fame Gets an Extension

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Beauty , Jon & Kate America’s favorite divorced mother of eight, Kate Gosselin, has traded in her trademark highlighted bi-level reverse mullet Midwest raccoon weave for polyester extensions which make her look like 9 out of 10 other blondes in Hollywood.The 34-year-old … Permalink

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Kate Gosselin Talk Show: Not Happening

In turns out Kate Gosselin, who had her sights set on a talk show career , is not going to be part of a new show that she shot a pilot for, according to reports. The reason?

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Charlie O’Connell and Sarah Brice: Engaged?

If Charlie O’Connell and Sarah Brice got engaged, that would throw us off. As we know, The Bachelor is not known for engagements …

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