Here’s Charlotte McKinney doing a shoot for Vanity Fair , and she’s come a long way for someone who basically looks like a Playboy girl who got lucky and is now being considered a supermodel. Anyway, I read somewhere that Charlotte doesn’t like being compared to Kate Upton and I get it, because she’s definitely no Kate. She does have a nice set of funbags though, and for most people, that’s good enough. Myself included. So enjoy.
I don’t know whether it is my low testosterone, or the fact that everyone is doing it, but these naked photoshoots with random girls, wanting to get naked, for what I assume is fashion, or art, or some other bullshit excuse to just get naked…is fucking boring… They are all the same, girl on couch, girl in bed, girl on Beach, girl in forest… It’s like tits can carry a project like Emrata, or Kate Upton…but give me more.. I mean have her juggling, or doing back flips, or being shot with paint balls, or anything… Who needs another picture of another girl…they eventually all become the fucking same… That said, here are the pics.. The post Kelsey is the Hipster for Purple Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Some obsolete men’s magazine that I am surprised is still in business, since no one actually read magazines, except people who would probably read the kind of shit this magazine produces because they aren’t quite bright enough to figure out how the internet and websites work, and they really care about the pictures…has named Michelle Keegan, someone you’ve never heard of as the hottest girl in the world…followed by Kendall Jenner, Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton…Kate Upton….Kate fuckign Upton…I mean I know people in the UK have no fucking taste and their toothless, grey skinned, fat women are what they are used to fucking, while trashy fake tan fake tits are what they are used to jerking off to…but this list is garbage, means nothing, and only proves that Michelle Keegan sucked the right cock…and the editor was like “this list means nothing, might as well throw her on there, so that she sucks my cock again, because really that’s all it is good for”… Not that it matters…in fact it REALLY doens’t matter… The post Michelle Keegan is the Number 1 According to an Obsolete Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hannah Davis did the cover of Sports Illustrated and as a prize, got to book the ad campaign for DirectTV, a company we can assume is a huge Sports Illustrated sponsor, because people use TVs to watch sports, and DirectTV brings the sports to those TVs… It’s an insular, incestuous world out there..in the advertising world…and I guess that’s ok…it worked for Kate Upton…even if she ate the profits… She’s pretty amazing.. The post Hannah Davis for Direct TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently the super famous Sia, who has been in the music industry forever, but no one gave a fuck about her until she did some EDM song, launching her career, that involves more than one video of the creepiest little dancing girl…who went viral and in a way was the Emrata of the year, without the tits, thanks to not hitting puberty yet…but who has been replaced with a veteran with tits…Heidi Klum.. The video is not compelling at all…a redneck German doesn’t really work for me, and burning down a house reminds me of an Emimen Featuring Rihana Video.. But Heidi Klum is in a bra..and even at 50..and a mom of 500 kids…with must be an intersting vagina, filled with German scat and German ethnic cleansing…still looks good..so here it is… The post Sia’s Heidi Klum Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess in being constantly praised in her youth as the rich girl with huge tits, who ended up taking that praise to heart and turning it into a career, where she was surrounded by people in the industry praising her rich girl with huge tits, making it seem like the praise was legit…allowing her to undo the belt buckle of her trendy designer bikini on set of Sports Illustrated Swim…to eat a little, because she made it…only to never stop eating…turning into a chubby plus sized model no one calls a plus sized model..but who’s back would imply she’s a plus sized model…doesn’t get how humanity works… You see the same people that smile to your face, talk shit behind your back…and the same people talking shit on your social media…are talking shit behind your back…because the more you achieve, the more people hate you…and when you’re fat as fuck while achieving it, the more people think you’re an overrated and overfed hack who pulled off a scam…making them angry for whatever reason… Her recent story is that she finally opened up about her nudes that were leaked…without opening up the way she did in those nudes and this is what she had to say: “It’s an invasion of my privacy and it’s not OK. It’s illegal,” she states. “People don’t have a right to look at those photos or to judge them.” I agree…what is on your phone should only be between you, the government, your phone provider, the FBI, the app owners of apps you run…and not some kid who hacked your icloud….those pictures are property of the owner and should probably never have been released…but the fact is that when you’re a public figure in a world that love nudes…the better strategy is to not save the fucking things…because you’re a target…and not only because you’re 500 pounds and people can’t see past you.. Nudes are public domain the second you send them out to a motherfucker who can get his phone stolen, or who can send to his friends, or whatever..nudes are a liability, if you think they are a big deal..which brands and Christians probably do… People don’t have the right to look at the photos and judge…I mean that’s like saying “you can’t have an opinion on things you see ever”…that’s just not how our fucking brains work…and when it comes to sexting, everyone may have nudes, everyone may be trying to masturbate with their partner so that their partner doesn’t cheat on them, even though he cheated on them…but not everyone shows the fucking world due to negligence or anything… So yes…you’re a horny, sexual, high estrogen monster….who some may find a whore for your pics, but others may jerk off to…and people like may just have no interest in because the nudes sucked, your body sucked, get over yourself…if you can find the strength in your legs, because that’s a huge thing to get over…if you know what I mean…if you don’t…I called you plus sized again. Who cares. The post Kate Upton on her Nudes for Es Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Earlier today, Sandra Bullock was named the Most Beautiful Woman in the world. The 50-year old Oscar winner said herself that the honor is patently “ridiculous,” but we can think of a handful of famous females who would disagree with that assessment. And we’ve listed them all here: View Slideshow: People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Women in the World Indeed, Bullock fits pretty snugly into the type of women People typically bestows with this honor: She’s classically beautiful. She’s respected around Hollywood. And she has an Academy Award sitting on her mantel at home. In fact, since the year 2000, People has never NOT named an actress as the Most Beautiful Woman in the World; with the exception of Beyonce, who does possess more big screen experience than the average artist. So if you want to be in consideration in 2016, Kate Upton , you may need to make the move from video games to film. (No, not adult films. Sorry, fellas.) Off the top of your head, can you guess each of the beauties who have nabbed this distinction over the past 15 years? Can you come up with the only three-time winner? Here’s a hint: she’s the only one not to have actually covered the Most Beautiful issue one year. How come? Because Bullock, ironically, was given that cover spot in 2011 upon adopting her son Louis. Give up? Click around the photo gallery above and try not to drool all over your keyboard.
I know that whenever you see a new busty blonde model, people are always calling them the “next Kate Upton .” But as you can probably tell from this awesome Guess shoot of Kate’s, there’s just no substitute for the real thing. That said, if you ever find one, let me know ASAP. I know it’s pretty unlikely, but I figure the odds are still better than me ever convincing the real Kate to take me motorboating.
I think it is funny to see a hefty Kate Upton, not in a bikini and not showing her tits, while looking like she’s mid-30s, thanks to hitting puberty at 11, due to hormones in the food…creating tits, that her rich as fuck family could put out there, because what else are you going to do with your monster daughter, instead of making her feel like shit about being tall and build like a school bus, make her famous before the rest of her follows into the obese pile of disgusting fat that is Kate Upton… She’s overrated, she’s lazy, she could be fit, but instead chooses the plus sized life, she’s no longer relevant, people have forgot her and moved onto the next big tits, and I don’t even know why this magazine did this shoot, I assume it was a favor for a friend..because this isn’t the 90s, these models don’t have the same legacy or really need to be checked in on…I mean unless you’re her mom and making sure she hasn’t had heart disease, diabetic shock…etc….because no one really wants a Kate Upton now, but No one will actually want a Kate Upton when she’s missing a foot… That said, here is what she had to say about Social Media: “I feel like social media at this point is kind of bullshit. At the beginning it was amazing and a lot of fun. It was like, ‘Cool, I can talk to my fans!’ And now I think that we’re losing the art of it. When I joined Twitter it was just me, but [when] you’ve got contracts, it’s so planned. Now it’s about who has the best marketing, not who has a really good personality.” Some people deserve to be made fun of…. The post Kate Upton Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think it is funny to see a hefty Kate Upton, not in a bikini and not showing her tits, while looking like she’s mid-30s, thanks to hitting puberty at 11, due to hormones in the food…creating tits, that her rich as fuck family could put out there, because what else are you going to do with your monster daughter, instead of making her feel like shit about being tall and build like a school bus, make her famous before the rest of her follows into the obese pile of disgusting fat that is Kate Upton… She’s overrated, she’s lazy, she could be fit, but instead chooses the plus sized life, she’s no longer relevant, people have forgot her and moved onto the next big tits, and I don’t even know why this magazine did this shoot, I assume it was a favor for a friend..because this isn’t the 90s, these models don’t have the same legacy or really need to be checked in on…I mean unless you’re her mom and making sure she hasn’t had heart disease, diabetic shock…etc….because no one really wants a Kate Upton now, but No one will actually want a Kate Upton when she’s missing a foot… That said, here is what she had to say about Social Media: “I feel like social media at this point is kind of bullshit. At the beginning it was amazing and a lot of fun. It was like, ‘Cool, I can talk to my fans!’ And now I think that we’re losing the art of it. When I joined Twitter it was just me, but [when] you’ve got contracts, it’s so planned. Now it’s about who has the best marketing, not who has a really good personality.” Some people deserve to be made fun of…. The post Kate Upton Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .