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Paulina is the Naked Canadian Model for Cameron Davis of the Day

Posted on March 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The world is filled with models. I mean every city and small town you go to has at least one girl rocking the selfie game, or setting up photoshoots with her friend who has a camera, all in efforts of being the next Kate Moss, or Kate Upton, or in some cases Jenna Jameson… Sure there are still agencies, there are still castings, but the jobs are all booked based on social media and agencies will book pretty much anyone… Not to mention, the jobs don’t even pay that much anymore, unless you are famous, so you might as well build that online presence as aggressively as possible and what better way to do that than to shoot with photographers who have a bigger Audience than you… Every once in a while, a talent breaks through, who after I see naked, looks the fucking part and has the potential for greatness, and not just because she’s got great tits but because she’s not a trashy fame whore gold digging her way through instagram… That said, this “me” society, where people take their future into their own hands, build their own celebrity, and try to either get youtube or instagram famous, producing content to keep the audience engaged…is a good thing…especially when shit gets artistic and naked… Her name is Paulina and I think I love her… The post Paulina is the Naked Canadian Model for Cameron Davis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Hart Picking her Scabby Ass of the Day

Posted on March 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Hart is a model, she was a famous a few years ago she did Victoria’s Secret and shit like that, but her smartest and most important move was dating Stavros, the Greek shipping billionaire, who you may remember as Paris Hilton’s ex boyfriend, who has rolled through thousands of hot girls, thanks to being a billioniare, one of those weirdo rich people who probably also fucks dudes, since it is challenging, leaving Jessica Hart, likely Herpes infected, but then again, any Australian who moved to LA, to model and date Billionaires, probably had that LA strain long before any Stavros got into the picture…but it’s nice to look at her ass and imagine it being scabby thanks to Paris Hilton’s designer strain…it just makes these pics all the more gutter and trashy…like all these people are…and by people I mean.. hot as fuck gold digging, opportunist Australians with a dream… Because we’re all allowed to have dreams…even when they come with herpes if I need to…I just close my eyes and pretend they aren’t their…and that rough patch of skin is just from the winter air… Here’s her ass flash..I am a fan…but you can just search her name on the site and see her naked…that’s the thing with models…they are all naked in pics…out there… The post Jessica Hart Picking her Scabby Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Surf Video of the Day

Posted on March 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t know that Kate Upton could surf. I guess it would make sense, or be a good excuse for why she was always in a bikini, I mean before being too fat for a bikini, and too fat to work as a model, and too fat for even people who like fat girls to are about her, despite her fat sloppy tits, because fat girls and fat tits….kind of come together…like you and all your friends in your circle jerk…homo. The post Kate Upton Surf Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katherine Heigl in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katherine Heigl is a sloppy pile of dumpy shit that I don’t really understand why she became famous in the first place, but I guess these things happen when you scam properly…or she fucked the right people…or she was hooked up… Now she’s posing in a bikini, and not looking like the sloppy pile of shit I usually see her as, because I guess she’s decided to lose the baby weight she was rocking before ever being pregnant…or maybe she’s figured out her angles…for social media…or maybe she uses a Kardashian app before updating her page… All this to say, that she’s the kind of girl who was celebrated for her tits, up on some Kate Upton level of shit, because America is tit obsessed and forgets to look at the rest of a girl when showing off tits, but she’s never really been naked or if she has I’ve blocked it out thanks to her gut… So here she is in a bikini, hiding that dumpy ass, because it makes her better than way…not to mention she’s a mom, and this is appropriate mom behvior, you know raging by the pool with no baby in sight…. The post Katherine Heigl in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I Hope Kate Upton is Pregnant of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

To say that this was the first year that Sports Illustrated used a plus sized model, when looking at these pictures of what I assume is a pregnant Kate Upton, is just a marketing hook, because no one wants to address the elephant in the bikini and say she’s fat…even though at 17 or 18 when her rich family hired her a PR team to push her to the mainstream, anyone who knows anything about basic biology, or anyone who dated or even worst married the girl from high school with the big saggers…that it is just a matter of time, whether first baby or 20th birthday when the rest of her catches up to her… I mean this is fucking big…and she’s got all the money to afford a trainer, and a cook…she could have really carried herself into a longer lasting career, but now it just looks like she can barely carry herself, as her legs are about to give out on her… This terrifies me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post I Hope Kate Upton is Pregnant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKInney is Such a Pile of Florida Shit of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlotte McKinney is some overrated model, who some people are talking about, and who is working with the right PR Team, getting invited to the right red carpets, and booking a few campaigns that suck in the mass retard male via Sports Illustrated…Carls Jr…and Guess… But all I see is some Florida trash, with a shitty tan, and a Lady Gaga face, being celebrated because of them tits, when they are just fucking tits, who fucking cares about big tits, every girl has big tits now thanks to hormones in the food, we don’t need to make this one the next Kate Upton, less fat but more ugly that she’s trying so hard to be, or the Emily Ratajkowski without the ethnic flavor, and it’s fucking world…because of you Frat Boy and your misguided fucking hormones… I mean, I guess I shouldn’t be hating so hard, I’ve been to Florida, and Florida women, in all their trailer park trash even when they are rich glory, aren’t so bad…and flinging them like feces at some Beverly Hills event, filled with rich California trash is almost a viral video…but again… If this was some busty Florida chick I met in a bar pulling this scam off after we got her in porn, knowing it was a scam, I’d be down, but since it’s someone who doesn’t realize she’s overrated florida trash…with a pretty fucking beat face…pretending to be a model…it just annoys me… Here are them tits…..because the rest of her is subpar…. The post Charlotte McKInney is Such a Pile of Florida Shit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney is a Monster of the Day

Posted on February 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlotte McKinney has been getting a lot of hype, even called the next Kate Upton, because people only see tits, and America is a trashy wasteland that created things like Honey Boo Boo and the Jersey shore…so Florida big titty trash is what you people fucking love…it’s the whole basis of Hooters…the American dream…but what amazes me is that you can’t see past the tits to see the manly monster face behind it… Now I don’t like Kate Upton…although I don’t mind this picture of Kate Upton… But I will say she’s leaps and bounds, above and beyond, anything that Charlotte McKinney, the stripper who should have stayed a stripper is…and the only reason anyone even notices her is because of the tits…the world needs a big titty model at all times to fixate on… To see Some Charlotte McKinney Florida Trash Lingerie Pics CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney is a Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Robyn Lawley Isn’t That Plus Sized of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to make fun of fat girls, but then I realized I was only doing that because I was angry that I was married to one, and everything they told me about obesity, like premature death and disease wasn’t happening fast enough…it’s easier than divorce… I’ve even made fun of ROBYN LAWLEY in the past….because I’m a jerk… Then I started making fun of skinny girls, calling them fat, but only models who get paid 100,000 dollar day rates, because I feel they deserve the scrutiny…and should starve themselves to justify those pay days… But as someone who fucks fat girls…I don’t mind em, I actually like how insecure they are and how hard they will make up for it in bed… More importantly, as someone who knows fat girls on an intimate level, this fat chick who Sports Illustrated is milking hard, is hardly even that fat…she’s proportionate, and sure she may out weight Kate Upton, who is actually plus sized, but in denial….she looks less sloppy…. If they were to really try to make an impact…there would be more cellulite..and gunts…this is just no different than their other models…so this whole PR push about this is insanity…. Here are some of the pics… TO SEE MY RECAP OF THE WHOLE ISSUE CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED PICS AND VIDEOS VISIT SI.com The post Robyn Lawley Isn’t That Plus Sized of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Meet Hottie Tina Louise

Posted on February 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you’ve ever wondered if living with a hot model would be as awesome as you’ve always dreamed of, here you go. Because here’s Aussie model Tina Louise  for a shoot by Kazim Gunyar, and she’s doing all the normal things we all do every day: making coffee, lying around in bed, and hanging out in the living room. Only she’s doing them in lingerie and has a pretty much perfect body. So yeah, this is definitely what I’d call living the dream. Sign me up. » view all 11 photos

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Charlotte McKinney Works It For Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sorry Kate Upton and Hailey Clauson , but I’m pretty sure Charlotte McKinney just became my #1 new favorite busty blonde with this latest photoshoot of her playing nurse. Because I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure the Little Tuna went into shock after these pictures. So I’m really hoping Charlotte makes house calls, because us bloggers have notoriously bad health insurance plans.

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