It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Alyssa Arce takes a topless dip in the pool ( egotasticallstars.com ) Photographer Arnaud Lajeuine has an eye for the naked female form ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Spanish beauty Beatriz Fernandez sports a pair of heart pasties ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Ashley here is not unlike a Greek Goddess ( boobieblog.com ) British reality star Lisa Snowdon gets a topless massage ( thenipslip.com ) Now that’s an amazing ass! ( doubleviking.com ) Hey Kate Upton, we can clearly see your ass ( steakwood.com ) Seriously, Kate Moss and her boobs never age ( fleshbot.com )
I like laughing at the selection of models used and celebrated by Sports Illustrated now…. I assume was their casting director, or creative director, or editor in chief replaced the actual good person in charge in the last 5-8 years… Because they used to be good. There used to be some of the best, hottest, most amazing models in this shit, and I’m not just saying that…I mean sure, there were a few duds like Rachel Hunter, but for the most part they were fucking babes… But the last 5 years, there’s been a series of Irina the Downs Syndrome Face, Kate Upton the 300 pound pig, and now this Hannah Davis chick, who looks like a pornstar or a hooker, who pretends she’s 25, but looks 45, or like this is her 25th year modeling, because she’s probably somewhere in her 30s… I assume, this casting director, creative director, editor in chief is a chick, not a dude who knows what dudes want… I also assume, she feels like she’s friends with these girls, and just wants her besties in the magazine… Because there’s no way this is Jule Campbell..the founding editor of the magazine…who was like Anna Wintour in being a hard ass who wanted quality… Where’s the fucking quality…your cover girl looks like a ghetto stripper – you idiots.. That said, here she is for USA: A video posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on Jun 30, 2015 at 4:55pm PDT TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Davis Pretends to be 25 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sometimes…a picture says 1000 words…in this case…a picture says this girl has eaten 1000 cookies a week for the last 6 years… I am a firm believer in a Kate Upton competitive eater…but we’ll just let her pretend she’s skinny enough to justify her career…fame…getting in a bikini…because this is the fat generation…and I guess that means she is… The post Kate Upton’s Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I find it interesting, but not interesting at all, that Kate Upton is heavier than any of the plus sized models the agencies are booking for work, because America likes fat chicks, as america is fat chicks, and skinny chicks just upset buyers who can’t relate to skinny chicks, but hate skinny chicks, for not eating as much cake as them…. I mean there is so much more interesting to look at, to focus on, to pay attention to, that some girl who was busty at 16 and fit enough to get famous as a titty model…even though she started out rich to begin with, her dad invented the washing machine…I know she looks more like her dad invented the deep fryer… Not that it matters…what does matter is that you’d still let her sit on your face, now that she’s grown into her tits, even though you’d probably die…you’ve lived long enough anyway… Here are her pants about to explode…because she doesn’t want to size-up… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! The beautifully busty Iryna Ivanova ( egotastic.com ) Joanna Krupa goes topless at the beach ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Britt Maren is a world class stunner ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Wouldn’t it be nice to wake up next to Carla White? ( boobieblog.com ) The most Miley Cyrus picture ever taken ( thenipslip.com ) Nice view! ( doubleviking.com ) Happy (belated) 23rd birthday Kate Upton ( steakwood.com ) Miss Universe Australia Monika Radulovic has perfect nipples ( fleshbot.com )
When dealing with a fat girl with fat tits for a make-up campaign that probably paid her over a million dollars to be part of…despite her being a fat chick…or maybe they signed her on before she was a fat chick…when she was the most important model around…. This is how you crop the images…so that you can maximize her maximum size…while featuring on the two things people like about her….face and tits…get rid of the other shit…like gut and dumpy everything…. The post Kate Upton in a Make-Up Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Upton is on set of a movie…because I guess she’s figured out the way to look skinny, no, not wrapping herself aggressively in SPANX, something I am sure she already does…but rather connect with her creepy pervert fans through shitty romantic comedies…not because she has a passion for acting, or because she’s just trying to prove that acting doesn’t require talent, but because she knows the camera ads 10 – 20 pounds, so when people see her in person, they say in shock “I thought you were way fatter than this”…something that as a fat girl, she probably loves to hear… That said, here’s her fat ass….in a pencil skirt…like a secretary.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton’s Fat Ass on Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently this Daniella Monet girl is in some show called Nancy Drew, because Hollywood can’t figure out new things to produce, and must remake tried, tested and true stories…because it is easier. I am pretty sure I’ve never heard of her….but everyone kind of blends into each other with all the shitty TV shows being made…I can’t keep track… Maybe if I had kids who forced me to watch this nonsense, but more importantly forced me to hate my fucking life….I would zone in on the cute girl on the show for my sexual fantasies since porn becomes something I can sneak in the bathroom for 3 minutes before my wife and horrible children start bugging me…leading me to my car…where I’d end up getting arrested because I live next to a school….so it’s just easier to make these teen stars who are actually in their 20s my foreplay… Either way, this is from her snapchat… The post Daniella Monet for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Genevieve Morton has massive and amazing breasts that you probably remember from a decade or two of Sports Illustrated modeling….She’s the Kate Upton before Kate Upton moved in a stole her big breasted Glory…using some American Pride to win against South Africa…even though fat Americans are far lest interesting in accent and for masturbation purposes than South Africans…even if South Africans are given a shitty end of the stick thanks to high AIDS rate, Apartheid, racism and legless Olympian model killers….I think South Africans are the future, and by future I mean of my fantasies…. thanks to these tits…looking down on my…like a queen I must worship… Here’s some pics of her….modeling bikinis… The post Genevieve Morton’s Big Tits Lip Sync of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Izabel Goulart at “amfAR’s Cinema Against Aids Gala”. Izabel has always been one of my favorite models and if you follow her on Instagram you would understand why. She has the craziest workout regime I’ve ever seen and as you can see her body is fit as f#ck. More models should follow what she does. Yes, I’m talking to you Kate Upton. Photos: WENN.com
