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Kate Upton Pretending She’s Working Out of the Day

This is the most hysterical, insane picture, set by her PR team…so fucking staged that it is a fucking joke….it’s almost more staged than any paparazzi set of pics I’ve ever really seen and I’ve been doing this forever… I mean, she’s rich, her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her and leaks her nudes is rich….they have gyms in their houses, and at their hotels, and they can train anywhere…. But girl, who is ripped apart like she rips apart the pizza and cake she devours, before and after the gym….on the daily for being a top model, not being considered a plus sized model when her body caught up to her tits…and has since gone onto acting in movies…despite having no talent…because you don’t need talent…when you have big tits… She’s a monster, but people still humor her…and I guess this is her way of showing the world she’s fit…full squat…let’s call the paparazzi because clearly, based on everything about her…it doesn’t happen too often and it should be news….now where are all the donuts? hiding in her stomach? right.. . TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Pretending She’s Working Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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33 Celebrities with Some Pretty Freaking Large Breasts

From Christina Hendricks to Kim Kardashian, these celebrities have giant boobs. There's no denying it. So we might as well appreciate it! 1. Sofia Vergara We can actually see Sofia Vergara’s boobs in this photo. Settle down, guys. 2. Heidi Montag These breasts are VERY fake. But at least Heidi Montag got her money’s worth. 3. Katy Perry Katy Perry owes a large part of her success to her breasts. Not all of it, as she has some catchy songs and is a fun performer. But a large part. 4. Jessica Simpson A montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. You are welcome, fellas. You are welcome. 5. Courtney Stodden Courtney Stodden’s famous assets need no introduction. Nor does her relationship with Doug Hutchison. Guy is so old he looks like he’s about to take a nap on those pillows. 6. Christina Hendricks Mad Men? We’re mad about the knockers on Christina Hendricks! View Slideshow

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Irina Shayk for LA CLOVER LINGERIE of the Day

Irina Shayk is probably one of the hottest models to come out of Sports Illustrated to have a celebrity cum inside of her… The other models out of Sports Illustrated are fat chicks like Kate Upton, who pretend they aren’t fat chicks, even though any client who hires them or dude who sees her knows she’s a fat chick, and that doesn’t mean they won’t fuck the fat chick, it just means she’s a fat chick….and/or the gold digging wallet fucker, I guess something they are all by default…it’s like Sports Illustrated is a casting for rich guys to find pussy to fuck and knock up…like John Legend, only I think he had Chrissy Teigen before she was in Sports Illustrated and that was just part of her levaraging his wallet through “love” and being there before he was famous…that has ended in BABIES…that we call her career being over, but her securing a solid child support for life… Not that this has anything to do with the Russian import, who got here via a homosexual soccer player and his powerful agents that has parlayed that into fucking Brad Cooper, the model fucker, and probably biggest actor in Hollywood under 50, besides maybe Leo DiCaprio…and I guess what I am saying is that…I support her hustle as a souless opportunist russian, because she’s far too hot to be a traditional mail order wife…she’s too hot to just be sent to a brothel…her modeling career although paid for and manufactured doesn’t offend me…because look at this fucking body…and face…my god..she’s great…and not just at manipulating job…but by manipulating practicially homeless marrried guys with a stupid blog in Canada… The post Irina Shayk for LA CLOVER LINGERIE of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is Kate Upton Expecting?

I have bad news for you guys! Kate Upton is either expecting or fat! I can’t tell by what she’s wearing at the “Operation Smile’s 2015 Gala”. I never found her to be much of a model, but her boobs went viral at a time when there was barely any social media platforms and blogs like this were somewhat relevant. But just like blogs. Kate and her big knockers are a thing of the past. All this to say is that Instagram models will eventually be forgotten too and that time will come when advertisers realize that 95% of these “influencers” don’t convert. And yes, when the money is gone, they’ll stop posting their titties. Anyway, back to Kate. Please lose some weight and make a comeback. Charlotte McKinney doesn’t bring me any traffic and no traffic equals no money.           Photos: WENN.com

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Celebrity Bra Sizes: Who’s Busting Out?!?

It's not like we aren't aware of which celebrities have really big boobs . We aren't blind or anything. But still. Looks can be a bit deceiving, considering the prominence of push-up bras and the like these days. That's why we've delved into the Internet, consulted with sources, done some research and learned the bra sizes of various female stars. We present them to you below… 1. Jessica Simpson… … 32 DD! Her very own father once confirmed this size in an interview with GQ. 2. Christina Aguilera… … 34E! Yes, E! The singer says they grew to be this size after she gave birth to her son, Max, and they’re remained that large ever since. 3. Victoria Beckham… … 34B. She was once a 34DD, thanks to some plastic surgery. The the model has since had her implants removed. 4. Kate Upton… … 34D. She once told The Sun: “I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I would love to wear spaghetti tips braless and go for the smallest bikini designs.” Not a single man on the planet agrees with this statement. 5. Katy Perry… … 32D. She once joked to GQ: “I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet… and I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down?’ God answered my prayers. I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.” 6. Sofia Vergara… … 32F. Yes, before you ask, this is the biggest (real!) size we’ve come across in Hollywood. View Slideshow

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Plus-size Model Kate Upton’s Workout For W Magazine

Now that Kate Upton is the world’s most famous plus-sized model , it looks like she let W Magazine tag along to check out her workout. And I think I’ve finally figured out why Kate’s looking bigger these days. See, I may not know much about exercising (I’m a blogger, remember?), but I’m pretty sure she should be doing cardio, not weight training, if she wants to lose a few extra LBs. But lucky for Kate, I’ve got just the solution: it’s called the Tuna press, and it only takes 30-45 seconds a day. And yes, I’m available for private lessons. Call me! Continue reading

Kate Upton Works Out in W Korea of the Day

It is safe to say that this is some sort of “artistic” interpretation of Kate Upton, you know some sort of Banksy, making fun, being sarcastic or facetious, of modeling by throwing the celebrated fat girl into a gym to pretend she works out, when we all know the only working out she does is putting on her fat chick bra or trying to bend over to tie her shoe…cuz that’s just the kind of fitness she is… I guess along with Fashion “artistic” nudes….comes fashion “artistic” social commentary..and this is a joke…obviously…because Kate Upton working out…is a joke… I love the on her back pose…like a turtle on it’s shell trying to flip over…Legendary…breaking the internet…and any chairs she sat on in the making of this… The post Kate Upton Works Out in W Korea of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agnes Hedengard is Too Fat To Model of the Day

Agnes Hedengard is a pretty hot model from who the fuck cares..she’s in her underwear…and she’s been not getting work because she’s too big…so she decided to make a viral video about the absurdity of it all, because her butt is too big…her ass is too big…and clients want nothing to do with her because she needs to be thinner… Typical Fatty…complaining about everything, always being loud and annoying and whining…fucking fat people… I don’t believer her….I call this a strategy to get noticed…to get work…and it worked…she’s translated the video into two languages – making excuses for not getting work she knows people will freak out over because it is ridiculous…you know generate a buzz, create an uprising, be the figurehead to stand out from all the other instagram models who think they are models…. She should probably become a plus sized model…because that’s what all the agencies that have spent 50 years telling skinny girls they are fat, are now celebrating because it is “In”….hypocrites.. Most interesting in all this is that Kate Upton is still not considered a plus sized model, despite being fatter than all plus sized model…it’s a shit industry, it’s not a real job, who cares… Here are some of her instagram pics..being fat… The post Agnes Hedengard is Too Fat To Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s got Strong Fuucking Legs of the Day

Jessica Simpson still has strong legs… Possibly from carrying her around when she was fat as fuck bfore, during and after pregnant…. Provng that obese people can have muscles under the obesity…you just need to get a million dollars from Weight Watchers to lose that weight, rather than lose those muscular legs to diabetes… I don’t know what a Friday at 9 pm Jessica Simpson leg is important to post…but I’m sticking to posting it… Blame alcoholism TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s got Strong Fuucking Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Models in Bed for V Magazine of the Day

So…. Miranda Kerr, Anna Rubik, Kate Upton, Joan Smalls, Rosie (not O’Donnell) and Candice Swanepoel all got into bed for V Magazine…like they’ve probbaly all got in bed for dudes who are either rich enough, or famous enough….except maybe Candice Swanepoel because that bitch is boring… Now, I can assume a good time was had by all…and by all I mean you, trying to masturbate to this…and not me, because I generally hate girl in bed photoshoots, they are all over instagram, and boring as fuck to me… But I guess, I’m old school and when those F-List, to No-List nobodies do their lingerie in bed shoots, it’s just fucking lame… When A-List models, even over rated fat ones do it…I approve.. Here are the pics…V-Magazine…be glad it’s not Kardashian polluted….beause maybe, just maybe, only media outlet will boycott that shit. The post Models in Bed for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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