If you ever looked at Kate Upton , correctly realized that she was way out of your league, and then wondered if maybe she had a less famous but almost as hot sister, you’re in luck. Because here’s pictures of Kate and Christie Upton after watching men’s tennis at the US Open, proving that hotness does run in the family. Obviously Christie wasn’t quite as genetically blessed as her sister, but still, I definitely wouldn’t mind playing hide the sausage with those two. What, did you expect me to say playing doubles? Because that would be way less fun. I’m terrible at tennis. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Kate Upton being on the cover of Vanity Fair being labeled as the model of the year means one of two things… 1- Cyberbullying / Bullying has won and the war on skinny models, even if they are naturally skinny, has succumbed to all the negative press the last few years, thanks to fat people who hate skinny people, even though skinny people are hotter to look at, you know turning skinny people into the new fat people we frown upon and celebrating fat people because the majority of people are fat and it makes selling product to them easier if the bitch in the ad is the same pant size as her…. or 2- Vanity Fair is jumping on the Kate Upton train to sell copies of the magazine, cuz hell it worked for SI. I know the staffers at the magazine don’t find her hot, probably laugh at her as they photoshop her gut that has progressively got bigger, but for marketing reasons, they just have to go with it… The whole thing is funny to me, because I seem to be the only one asking what the fuck is wrong with people and why the fuck is this bitch where she’s at…she’s not hot enough to justify all this….it’s insane…but I guess so are all the lies the media feeds us…
In celebration of LITERALLY the hottest time of year, we are pleased to announce and kick off the 1st Annual THG Bikini Body Summer Showdown! It’s not a complicated setup. Take a look at the two bikini-clad celebrities pitted against each other below. Choose your favorite. The winner advances. Our opening battle? The incomparable Sports Illustrated stunner, Kate Upton, against one of Hugh Hefner’s famous Girls Next Door , Kendra Wilkinson. Who will win this first-round matchup? Cast your vote below! And the Winner is? Kate Upton Click Here To Vote for Kate Kendra Wilkinson Click Here To Vote for Kendra Kate Upton vs. Kendra Wilkinson. Who’s got the best bikini body? Vote in this first-round matchup of THG’s Bikini Body Showdown! View Poll » If you need do to more research before casting your virtual ballot, feel free to peruse our Kate Upton bikini photos or Kendra Wilkinson bikini pictures . You are welcome.
Supermodel Kate Upton says she’s religious and proud of it, despite attempts by others in the industry to force her to downplay her Christian faith. Kate Upton Forced to Downplay Religion? The 21-year-old got a cross tattoo on her finger so she could always show her devotion to God, the Elle cover girl revealed in the September issue. Not unlike the way she says men treat her like a toy or an object, she revealed how it’s upsetting to find that her religion isn’t always taken seriously: “I was at a photo shoot, wearing a cross necklace that my mom bought me, and somebody made a joke like, ‘Why are you wearing a cross? Like you would be religious.'” “And then they took [my necklace] away,” Kate Upton added. “I was really affected by that.” “The whole thing made me realize that I do want [a cross] with me, at all times.” In her new Elle interview, the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue stunner seems intent on showing that she is so much more than a pretty face (and body). Just because she models for a living doesn’t mean she’s not a human being with brains and a devotion to her faith that should be respected, she says. Don’t you agree? Share your comments on Kate’s comments below …
I didn’t realize that Kate Upton spoke…but apparently in this issue of Elle she does and she’s a genius… “After my first Sports Illustrated cover, I felt terrible about myself for a solid month. Every single guy I met was either married or about to be married, and I felt like I was their bachelor present or something. I’m not a toy, I’m a human. I’m not here to be used. I am a grown woman, and you need to figure your shit out.” And… “People deal with models like they are children. They think they can pull one over on you. It’s actually funny. I’m always like, I’m about to pull something on you, and you’re so focused on thinking I’m dumb you’re not even going to know.” And… “I was at a photo shoot and I was wearing a cross necklace that my mom bought me, and somebody made a joke like, ‘Why are you wearing a cross? Like you would be religious.’ And then they took [my necklace] away. I was really affected by that. The whole thing made me realize that I do want [a cross] with me, at all times.” Maybe she should stick to being fat. I mean anything she says, even if it remotely made sense, wouldn’t take away from the fact that she’s hormonally imbalanced, and celebrated from having freakishly huge tits, thanks to that hormonal imbalance, that is likely caused by eating jacked up dairy and poultry, because maybe her parents were into buying discount genetically modified shit, rather than eating organic… So Religious, or Guilty conscious cuz dudes jerk off to her or not, bitch is the one getting half naked for millions and 5 minutes of fame…I think the problem starts with her taking off her clothes… The one thing I can be sure of is that she’s dealing with this internal conflict with emotional eating…emotional eating I can guarantee will last far longer than her career. Lastly, is anyone else offended she’s been scooped up by fashion magazine, like she’s more than a Titty model in men’s magazines, I mean she’s the Vida Guerra of her generation, and Vida did rap videos not fucking Vogue…or Elle…it’s kinda ridiculous… What’s also ridiculous is how they shoot her so that she doesn’t look fat…smoke and mirrors and a whole lot of straps and harnesses…. Here are the pics.
I didn’t realize that Kate Upton spoke…but apparently in this issue of Elle she does and she’s a genius… “After my first Sports Illustrated cover, I felt terrible about myself for a solid month. Every single guy I met was either married or about to be married, and I felt like I was their bachelor present or something. I’m not a toy, I’m a human. I’m not here to be used. I am a grown woman, and you need to figure your shit out.” And… “People deal with models like they are children. They think they can pull one over on you. It’s actually funny. I’m always like, I’m about to pull something on you, and you’re so focused on thinking I’m dumb you’re not even going to know.” And… “I was at a photo shoot and I was wearing a cross necklace that my mom bought me, and somebody made a joke like, ‘Why are you wearing a cross? Like you would be religious.’ And then they took [my necklace] away. I was really affected by that. The whole thing made me realize that I do want [a cross] with me, at all times.” Maybe she should stick to being fat. I mean anything she says, even if it remotely made sense, wouldn’t take away from the fact that she’s hormonally imbalanced, and celebrated from having freakishly huge tits, thanks to that hormonal imbalance, that is likely caused by eating jacked up dairy and poultry, because maybe her parents were into buying discount genetically modified shit, rather than eating organic… So Religious, or Guilty conscious cuz dudes jerk off to her or not, bitch is the one getting half naked for millions and 5 minutes of fame…I think the problem starts with her taking off her clothes… The one thing I can be sure of is that she’s dealing with this internal conflict with emotional eating…emotional eating I can guarantee will last far longer than her career. Lastly, is anyone else offended she’s been scooped up by fashion magazine, like she’s more than a Titty model in men’s magazines, I mean she’s the Vida Guerra of her generation, and Vida did rap videos not fucking Vogue…or Elle…it’s kinda ridiculous… What’s also ridiculous is how they shoot her so that she doesn’t look fat…smoke and mirrors and a whole lot of straps and harnesses…. Here are the pics.
That Taylor Swift, she’s good people. Following a concert with Ed Sheeran and Austin Mahone last Friday, the singer and her tour mates stopped for a meal at Ralph’s Italian Restaurant in Philadelphia. Turns out, the head chef of that establishment is a man named Shawn Gallo and he’s a HUGE Taylor Swift fan. “My son has autism, and while I’m at work my mom and my son love to listen to her music,” Gallo told E! News. “He loves her music!” Upon learning this story, Swift shocked Gallo by giving him two tickets to the following evening’s show – and then she left him a $500 tip! “It was so kind-hearted of her,” the chef said after the experience. “My son Shawnee is 11. It was my son and I’s first concert we’ve ever been to! It was really special.” So much for Taylor Swift being Satan , huh?
All Kate Upton bikini photos are noteworthy, but this new addition is particularly stunning. First of all, it came from Kate’s own Twitter, so you know it’s got her stamp of approval. Second … JUST LOOK AT IT! Those eyes, that smile … sorry guys. We’ll get to it: The 21-year-old blonde beauty shared the gorgeous shot of herself in a white-hot Beach Bunny Swim bikini. “Rough life @BeachBunnySwim,” she wrote. Of her tropical island locale, Upton said, “Gorgeous view today!” Later, she added, “Alright the sun is up… Isn’t it time for this night shoot to be over?” If it inspires Kate Upton bikini photos like this … survey says NO.
Kate Upton continues… I have gone through the 7 stages of grief with this pig. I was shocked with her success, I denied that other’s were actually into it, I got mad about it, then I tried reasoning with you idiots to try to get you on my anti-Upton cuz she’s weird looking and more importantly, weirdly shaped…even with them titties…I’ve never felt guilt, because I’m a sociopath, and I didn’t get depressed because I don’t care…but I did see question marks every time she was in anything… I’ve got to the point where I just don’t care either way. I’ve reached acceptance and I have hop… The fact is that she’s got big tits, and as long as the magazine she is in photoshops out her gut, or make them look like they don’t sag to her belly like a grocery bag filled with dog shit…you know use the strategic top of the industry photography, styling, make-up, after effects…to lean her out and make her hot…How can I really fucking complain… She’ll be around for awhile, just take it in….and here is her cover for Vogue Brazil
So, yeah, Instagram is offering video now. Awesome! Justin Bieber is shirtless in his first effort. Awesome? Justin Bieber Instagram Video Justin Bieber Shirtless Looking and sounding baked out of his mind, the Biebs took to the social media platform today to post literally the first video ever from his account. The 19-year-old star captioned the unforgettable clip “Hahaha.” “So crazy news, guys, there’s video on Instagram!” a shirtless Justin Bieber says, appearing to lose focus before the clip ends with absolutely no fanfare. Given how stoned he appears, that’s likely all he could muster. With Selena Gomez and Ed Sheeran hitting it, a guy has to self-medicate somehow … but seriously, JB. May want to lay off the weed a bit, bud.
