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Kate Upton and Blake Griffin: Dating, Possibly!

Has Kate Upton found herself another star athlete quasi-boyfriend? The supermodel, who has previously been linked to Justin Verlander and Mark Sanchez, is now getting close with L.A. Clippers forward Blake Griffin! The duo was seen at NYC hotspot Beauty & Essex this week. Sources say the NBA star showed up to meet a group of friends around 10:30 p.m. Kate Upton, 20, showed up an hour later to join the group: “The entire party looked like they were all having a great time in each other’s company – specifically Upton and Griffin who were very cozy with each other.” Upton and Blake Griffin “were cuddling and holding hands,” and although they were not seen making out,” they seemed pretty cute together.” Doesn’t it figure. On the bright side … it may not be in person, but thanks to this recent video, we can appreciate the joy of Kate Upton topless .

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Kate Upton Cleavage for Some Campaign of the Day

Kate Upton was hired to do some campaign for some company I am not going to bother to track down to tell you about, because ultimately, they don’t matter, but luckily their creative director understood a very simple thing when it came to shooting this campaign with Kate Upton…and that is…show off her tits, make her face look pretty basic, but hide that double chin, and at all costs…hide her stomach…loose fitting shirts that are low-cut for the win…cuz when I see Kate Upton like this, her awkward shape, doesn’t bother me, and her sloppy tits are fun to look at… Don’t confuse this as me endorsing Kate Upton, I already feel like she’s won too much at life and it’s time of her to back seat…

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Kate Upton’s Topless Bodypaint Pictures

I’m told it was Kate Upton ‘s 21st birthday the other day, and what better way to celebrate than with a set of outtakes of Kate topless and wearing nothing but bodypaint for Sports Illustrated . I thought Kate was the one who was supposed to be getting presents this week, but I’m not going to complain. These are just what I always wanted. How did they know? Oh right, because I mention it about once a week. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis

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Paris Hilton Brought Her Herpes to the Beach of the Day

Paris Hilton an era where I was more relevant, more passionate about hating all these vapid cunts, a beacon of hope and by hope I mean a bitch I would slander and shit on using the blog on the regular, I mean some of my best posts probably involved her…and seeing her, older, sloppier, with her very own K-Fed, I am reminded of a better time, with less cellulite, less monogamy, just as much herpes scabs…herpes scabs I’m not even compelled to make fun of…because I’m old, tired and so is Paris….we’ve been down this road already….so many times….it’s done. I guess this is growing up… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton for Victoria’s Secret Scandal of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is jumping on the Kate Upton wave of fat, even though they are supposed to be pure and never use plus sized models, no matter how much hype they get, no matter how much the fans want them to, no matter how fat their actual client base is… I mean they’ve worked years to feature fit as fuck half naked girls, a positive image for girls everywhere to look up to, and the idea of sneaking in this pic from 2011, of Kate Upton pre-obesity, is just despressing…I don’t want sloppy piles of shit in boring as fuck catalogs…I want babes… I get it though, it’s good for marketing, get people talking, publicity stunt…and really it’s tits in a bra, I got no complaints, even if I hate all Kate Upton represents, since I’m not the restaurant owner of a restaurant she frequents, cuz if I was, she’d be my favorite fatty around.

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Kate Upton Makes A Victoria’s Secret Catalog Appearance

It wasn’t long ago that some chick from Victoria’s Secret said that they would never use Kate Upton because “she was too obvious, too blond, and has the kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy”. Now I don’t completely disagree with this nut, but she did overlook that fact that Kate has the greatest rack in the business and if you’re a major lingerie company, you want those in your portfolio. Anyway, turns out Victoria’s Secret decided to use an old photo of Kate in their recent catalog, which can only mean: new Kate Upton Victoria’s Secret Lingerie sets are on their way.

Kate Upton is a Fat Anna Nicole Smith for 10 Hours of the Day

I’ve been saying Kate Upton is an overrated pig of a girl who only gets work because she’s popular thanks to her big tits…..tits the rest of her awkward body have caught up to….. So, I just watched 10 hours of Kate Upton walking the runway to prove it and I was right, her sloppy belly slappin’ around in what is the least attractive thing in modeling….but for some reason, I know all you freaks will love this….all cuz of her tits… So when I used to say she was an Anna Nicole Smith in training, because I knew busty 18 year olds and they all ended up fat, I actually meant, she’s a fat Anna Nicole Smith, the glory days are behind her, she’s already ended up fat…. But watching her for 10 hours, is like a spiritual journey everyone should take, a horrible, flappy spiritual journey….

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Kate Upton’s Hotness For Vogue

Not to call Vogue out for false advertising or anything, but I don’t know if I’d call Kate Upton the “hottest supermodel on Earth.” And especially not after a spread like this. Don’t get me wrong, these pictures aren’t bad, but if Kate wants to convince me that she’s hotter than Helen Flanagan , not to mention the rest of the modeling world, she’s gonna have to do better than this. And a few bikini candids sent to my inbox would be a nice start. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis

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Kate Upton for Allure Korea of the Day

Kate Upton is garbage. I don’t care what magazines she gets in, how much money she makes, how many movie roles she lands, or how many vats of sperm are filled on a daily basis by dudes looking at pics of her around the world…. All I see is the problem with genetically modified food, or more importantly, the hot busy young girl who isn’t done developing, who starts to end developing, and that end is in a place you don’t want it to be, all fat and shit. I am pretty sure these are old pics because recycled by Allure for their huge Korean market, hoping some get leaked to the north, to show the enemy that Americans are a lazy breed with giant women used as their nuclear bombs… Who cares, she sucks.

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Kate Upton In Sexy Daisy Dukes

To make up for that otherwise awesome video of Kate Upton rolling around topless and in a bikini that got ruined by Ken Jeong, here’s the busty blonde beauty on the set of some movie called The Other Woman with Leslie Mann. Considering the way Kate’s rocking those Daisy Dukes and that she’s a good 10 years younger than Leslie, I’m going to go ahead and assume that she’s the other woman in question here. And that that’s one lucky dude. I’d be happy with just one of them. Preferably Kate, of course.