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Helen Flanagan 1, Kate Upton 0

Posted on March 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Kate Upton didn’t hear me when I called Helen Flanagan the next her, because here she is at the Samsung Spring launch event hardly busting out at all. I mean, sure, she’s wearing a see-through shirt, but if Kate wants to keep her title as Hollywood Tuna’s reigning favorite busty blonde hottie, she’s going to have to step her game up with either a little more cleavage or lot less bra. Otherwise I’m going to have to start calling her “the old Helen Flanagan.” Consider this fair warning. » view all 17 photos Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis Photos: WENN.com

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Duckface Can’t Save Kate Upton of the Day

Posted on March 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton making duckface doesn’t have the same impact as it does with teen girls on their facebook profile…you know making their cheekbones pop and their lips look voluminous….like they actually have some level of hotness to them….while for some reason it just makes cubby Kate Upton look like she’s chewing a big meal as fast as she can at the all you can eat buffet cuz there’s so much foot to get through in so little time…… I am not a fan of her sloppiness or her success…but she does have big tits that normally distract me from that….big tits she didn’t bring out in this pic…forcing us to see her for what she’s really worth…. Nothing can save her…I mean except those hangers….

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Lucy Pinder is a Stacked Religious Experience for Loaded of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a “real” scandalous photoshoot for the recent issue of Loaded Magazine….starring Lucy Pinder….shitting on religion…for attention… Scandalous, if you think religion and nudity is really that scandalous…I mean it isn’t the 80s and this isn’t a Madonna concert…and kids these days have no respect for religion….don’t fear religion…like laughing at it….and make fun ofit…because it goes against all things they’ve learned in their evil lives…girls are masturbating with crucifix’s for jokes, dressing like slutty nuns…. I guess cuz going to hell isn’t a real option anymore…because this life is hell. I guess this is to honor the recent pope retirement….

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Kate Upton Posts her Doppelganger of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Ania….according to her a href=”https://twitter.com/Huliganjettaa” target=”_blank”> TWITTER . she is from Vancouver via Russia thanks to lax immigration laws….she is a mail order bride in training and Kate Upton liked this pictures she posted of herself doing the Kate Upton enough to tweet it saying “Amazing”….. Now I am not a fan of Kate Upton or her sloppiness, but I am into girls who think they got more to offer than Kate Upton….pretty much going into catty girl on girl “I’m as hot as you, even though I’m not Kate Upton” battles with Kate Upton…only for Kate Upton to support them in their quest of being the next Kate Upton…because as Kate Upton, she’s already won and it is all in good fun, and the chances this bitch make it to the next round of being more than just someone tweeted by Kate Upton….dressed as Kate Upton are slim to none….and by the time it does happen, Kate Upton will be 300 pounds, sitting on 20 million dollars, eating all the burgers her heart desires…. This new Kate Upton is not that hot…but she’s got some tit…

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Kate Uptons Fat Chick Tits Promote Shoes of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This campaign is so fucking appropriate because……FAT GIRLS LOVE SHOES!!!THEY FUCKING LOVE SHOES!!!!!! You see cuz Kate Upton, may not be a fat chick today, but that body is built for obesity and in time….when her metabolism slows down…you will all see what I’ve been saying since first seeing her saggy, hormones in the foot, sloppy tits and weird 40 year old mom hips…. In the event you were wondering….The reason fat girls love shoes is because it is the one thing on them that maintains a constant size…so if she’s a size 7 in college…she’ll likely be a size 7 at 40…..and when shopping for shoes she can get away with the “I’m the same size as I was 20 years ago”….which she cant do when trying on anything else…leaving out any depression that surrounds shopping…hence why fat chicks all have massive shoe collections…it is a fact….a fact as true as Kate Upton being a spokesperson for fat chicks everywhere….in this borderline erotic campaign..cuz luckily for her…she’s not a fat chick yet.

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Kate Upton Busts Out Good

Posted on February 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Kate Upton goodness continues today with this shoot for Sam Edelman . I’m guessing it’s for shoes, because I’m perceptive like that, but if you ask me, these are hotter than most of the shoots Kate does for magazines. Sports Illustrated aside, of course. Anyway, enjoy. And try not to get too distracted by all the shoes. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis

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Some Model Titties for Dazed & Confused of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

, Some of these titty models for fashion include Flo Dron, Weronika Hetnar & Zlata Mangafic….all of these titty models for fashion are models I have never heard of, which is kinda exciting because you know that out there lies a pile of women just eager to be on camera….so eager that they’ll let me take pics of them topless for the exposure this site can give them on my fucking Motorola Razr, cuz I’ll pretend that shit is trendy, high concept and art….and they will believe it cuz there is nothing more that they want that more twitter followers…living a dream I’m willing to exploit and apparently so is Dazed & Confused magazine….cuz new talent come topless and inexpensive….

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Kate Upton for Skullcandy of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The smartest thing Skullcandy did for their brand was lock Kate Upton into a contract, because a few weeks ago, I went through their youtube channel and every other video they did, I’m talking with known people, got all of 10,000 views, while this pig drives millions…. Tits get hits and she’s got a lot of tit…so it just makes sense that people watch….even if the whole thing is a pile of talentless, unfunny shit, that doesn’t make sense which is appropriate cuz Kate Upton’s fame doesn’t make sense……her body is sloppy, she’s built like she’s 40 and at 19, you know that’s gonna end real fucking bad….but in this window of opportunity, you know her 5 minutes, everyone’s celebrating….. What a disaster….

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Kate Upton Works It For Skullcandy

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have no clue what the hell Skullcandy is, apparently they sell headphones and have this series called Take A Supermodel To Work . But as long as they’ve got Kate Upton working for them, I’m obviously interested. Still, I think they missed the point here. They tried to make some funny promotional video with Kate, when they should’ve just had her sexy dancing in headphones for the full 3 and a half minutes instead. It’s OK, just a rookie mistake. I’m sure they’ll get it next time.

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Kate Upton Fills Out Her Dress Nicely

Posted on February 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So apparently Kate Upton also showed up to Caesars Palace last night to celebrate with her fellow Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models . And normally, I’d complain about Kate not wearing a bikini here, but those funbags of hers would look amazing even if she was wearing a pillow case. Actually, that’s not a bad idea. I wouldn’t mind resting my head on those pillows right now. It’s been a tough day of staring at hotties. I’m all tuckered out. » view all 21 photos Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis Photos: WENN.com

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