So apparently Kate Upton also showed up to Caesars Palace last night to celebrate with her fellow Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models . And normally, I’d complain about Kate not wearing a bikini here, but those funbags of hers would look amazing even if she was wearing a pillow case. Actually, that’s not a bad idea. I wouldn’t mind resting my head on those pillows right now. It’s been a tough day of staring at hotties. I’m all tuckered out. » view all 21 photos Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis Photos: WENN.com
Kate Upton made it official by unveiling her new cover at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Launch Party, and she wasn’t the only SI model there showing off her work. Still, I don’t get why they had these girls hold up their pictures on the red carpet like some 10-year-old posing with their A+ math test. Why not get them back in their bikinis to recreate the proud moment instead? Now that would be a real party. » view all 26 photos Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis Photos: WENN.com
I just don’t understand Kate Upton’s body. She looks like a sausage….but why not beat a dead horse….or pig in this case…with my dick….and post all her awkward bodied pics with her big fucking sagger tits that are full and lovely despite being shaped like a 45 year old obese mom of 4…. That said, she’s a hero, a star, the top of her game, fat chick in training and looking like she’s so good at it, she may go fat chick pro…you know Olympic level….the next Anna Nicole Smith…in her time to shine…for the second time… Here are some videos of the glorious experience she’ll look back on when in her wheel chair at 60 thanks to diabetes related amputation To See All the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Content – And THere is Lots of It FOLLOW THIS LINK
Bombastically bosomed babe Kate Upton reached new heights of popularity last year after being chosen covergirl for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue . So powerful was the desire, so mighty the boners, that she has been brought back again in 2013 along with her TITanic twosome. Better yet, this year includes a shot of Kate with only body paint covering her volcanically voluptuous top half. Take a peek after the jump!
I don’t know who wasted their time compiling the last 500 years in SI Swimsuit covers, but I just spent an hour putting them up, for no fucking reason, and the entire time I was asking myself “who fucking cares about the last covers, no one jerks off to the covers”…and who really cares to see a retrospective of how bodies have changed due to diet and hormones in the food….and unless you like wacking off to bitches who are dead or near dead….there is no real point in this…but for some reason…a reason I call SI fever…even though SI doesn’t give me any love and I don’t give a shit about their photoshoots…I’m still going to post it cuz I am in too deep…and I guess I should celebrate just how repetitive and lacking of creativity, in a “there’s only so much you can do with a girl in a bikini”, you can see when it is all laid out in front of you… ALL THE PICTURES / DATES AND MODELS AFTER THE JUMP 1955 – Betty di Bugnano 1964 – Babette March 1965 – Sue Peterson 1966 – Sunny Bippus 1967 – Lynn Tindall 1968 – Turia Mau 1969 – Jamee Becker 1970 – Cheryl Tiegs 1971 – Tannia Rubiano 1972 – Sheila Roscoe 1973 – Dayle Haddon 1974 – Ann Simonton 1975 – Cheryl Tiegs 1976 – Yvette & Yvonne Sylander 1977 – Lena Hansbod 1978 – Maria Joao 1979 – Christie Brinkley 1980 – Christie Brinkley 1981 – Christie Brinkley 1982 – Carol Alt 1983 – Cheryl Tiegs 1984 – Paulina Porizkova 1985 – Paulina Porizkova 1986 – Elle Macpherson 1987 – Elle Macpherson 1988 – Elle Macpherson 1989 – Kathy Ireland 1990 – Judit Masco 1991 – Ashley Montana 1992 – Kathy Ireland 1993 – Vendela Kirsebom 1994 – Kathy Ireland, Elle Macpherson & Rachel Hunter 1995 – Daniela Pestova 1996 – Valeria Mazza & Tyra Banks 1997 – Tyra Banks 1998 – Heidi Klum 1999 – Rebecca Romijn-Stamos 2000 – Daniela Pestova 2001 – Elsa Benitez 2002 – Yamila Diaz-Rahi 2003 – Petra Nemcova 2004 – Veronica Varekova 2005 – Carolyn Murphy 2006 – Veronica Varekova, Elle Macpherson, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Rachel Hunter, Daniela Pestova, Elsa Benitez, Carolyn Murphy & Yamila Diaz-Rahi 2007 – Beyonce Knowles 2008 – Marisa Miller 2009 – Bar Refaeli 2010 – Brooklyn Decker 2011 – Irina Shayk 2012 – Kate Upton
The flood gates open – or more appropriately…the fence gate at the pig farm has opened…and Kate Upton – the 19 year old with tits and body of a 45 year old mom…that is for some reason loved by all dudes who love tits….and all companies who realize tits get hits….giving her a second cover like she was Elle Macpherson or Cheryl Tiegs….or Tyra Banks…the dumpy white version….and the pictures are starting to be leaked slowly….kinda like you’d imagine her asshole does after she hits the all you can eat buffet…and based on her belly…you know she does that often….but like you…I’m down with her tits….
TITTIES FOR FASHION!!! It always amazes me that top models think they are above pornstars and frown down on them from their life of luxury….they think the fact that they are 6 foot tall and skinny as fuck leading to a better life than getting fucked on camera…is just so much more exclusive…but the reality…is they are the same fucking thing, with the same fucking morals and values….only models get high and fuck at parties….and save their in front of the camera shit to “tasteful” nudity….that guess what…is still fucking nudity…now I’m totally into all girls getting naked for money…I just don’t like snob attitude that comes with running in celebrity circles sponsored by Mercedes… you can paint a trailer park home gold but it’s still gutter shit…. Either way, Anja Rubik is lovely.
TITTIES FOR FASHION!!! It always amazes me that top models think they are above pornstars and frown down on them from their life of luxury….they think the fact that they are 6 foot tall and skinny as fuck leading to a better life than getting fucked on camera…is just so much more exclusive…but the reality…is they are the same fucking thing, with the same fucking morals and values….only models get high and fuck at parties….and save their in front of the camera shit to “tasteful” nudity….that guess what…is still fucking nudity…now I’m totally into all girls getting naked for money…I just don’t like snob attitude that comes with running in celebrity circles sponsored by Mercedes… you can paint a trailer park home gold but it’s still gutter shit…. Either way, Anja Rubik is lovely.
This is Kate Upton in some campaign called “Accessorize” when really the only accessory she needs, has used, and now relies on, is her tits…they are the only thing that matter of hers….and You know what…tits or not….I hate Kate Upton..and I know I hate a lot of things…and my hate is no taken seriously at all…cuz when you hate everything inconsistently….it’s as annoying as when you like everything inconsistently…and we all know how bad we want to punch most overly positive people in the genitals…but in all my years of hating one girl, then liking her, then hating her, I can safely Kate Upton doesn’t deserve the success she’s had, she’s built like a Walmart clerk who just hasn’t finished puberty yet, but who as soon as she does, will fucking explode into some swollen ankle, diabetic, hormonally imbalanced freak. She is the babe from highschool you see 5 years later with 3 kids and a fucking motorized scooter for handicap people to get through the grocery store without having a heart attack…she is like my fucking wife…misleading as hell and it is cuz obesity starts in the tits…but all her hype makes everyone jump on her bandwagon…but I know…they know what I know…and that is that she’s the fucking worst…even if miss piggy sells product….
I am on Rihanna’s side when it comes to what she puts in her box….because I am an understanding dude….and realize that I don’t give a fuck about what Rihanna puts in her box….on any and all levels…seriously…I don’t think I would care if she put a loaded gun in her box and started playing Russian Roulette with her pussy cuz it is her only friend…..in efforts to die from the vag wound cuz she hates herself, what she’s become in some crazed rich person insanity…. You see cuz firstly, she’s a puppet on TV and not a real person….secondly, she’s a ghetto pile of trash who is built to have fist fights with her man….thirdly, I am not even convinced the Chris Brown thing was real, but that instead it was a platform to lauch her more “adult’ and serious post-umbrella pop tart shit….and it allowed her to be half naked a lot, smoke weed a lot, and everyone though “oh poor Rihanna” cuz everyone is an idiot who buys into this shit…..and no one realizes that in order to attain her level of fame…or have to be an evil soulless person…and I get it….we don’t want our kids believing that forgiving a man who beats a woman is right…and we don’t want our kids snuggling up next to guys who publicly admitted to choking a bitch out but never went to jail for it….and who I have a feeling have been making money off every one of her records….if someone would just investigate a little….so maybe we should turn off the TV, turn off the radio, put on some real music and not expose them to this evil Hollywood smut bullshit in the first fucking place….It is all lies…and even if dude beat the fuck out of her every night and still does…who fucking cares….and if she ends up murdered in one of his rage the lord has made her forgive, cuz she’s ignorant and into jesus like that….who fucking cares…she’s just livin’ her life….like her song said…oh my there’s so much truth to her work…she’s a real artist….fuck yourself. TO SEE MORE RIHANNA NIPPLE IN A HOT DRESS AT THE GRAMMYS FOLLOW THIS LINK
