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Kate Upton Fill Outs The Pages Of Cosmo

Here is a super hot Kate Upton video for Cosmo magazine. I don’t know why they bother asking her questions because I couldn’t care less about her personal life, and it’s not like women are actually going to watch this video. They may call it a “fashion shoot” but we all know what it’s really intended for. Sneaky! Anyway, when can I buy this issue?

Blake Lively Reynolds in a Bra Shirt for Glamour Spain of the Day

I find it funny that Blake Lively fans, at least the ones on the internet are so mad that she got married, like it affects their obsession of her or the chance of them fucking her….I mean the only thing they could be mad at is if she’s pregnant because historically pregnancy ruins women….but if you’re obsession is Blake Lively…that’s on some obscure kick that makes me think you’ll probably ride out the pregnancy into the future…you stalking fucking weirdo…cuz to me Blake Lively hardly exists, she was on TV, in a few movies, played a 20 year old but looks 40, fucked some A-Listers, got knocked up by one, married him, denied being knocked by him to not cheapen her whore self who was cheapened when she started bouncing celebrity cock to cock….but that’s just the circle she runs in…I don’t judge….I just don’t understand why she looks so fucking old all the time…menopausal even…. She did a shoot for Glamour Spain, wore a shirt tha looks like a bra, and that’s about as interesting as she gets….

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Kate Upton’s New Direction for Jalouse of the Day

Kate Upton is taking on some fashion shoots, you know more high concept fashion editorial shit to show the world how diverse a model she is, and that she’s not jusst some sloppy titty bikini model the average american man loves as she spills over her bikini top setting off warning signs that she is in fact a fact chick in training…the next Anna Nicole Smith….ready to remember the glory days when she is 25 over a chocolate cake and a bunch of pills….she wants us to take her seriously and forget that she’s a thick, fat titty, destined to be in a bikini prior to struggling with her weight, you know while her metabolism is still fat….and you know what…she looks pretty good in this shoot….I support her cause…cuz I was getting annoyed of her one trick pony shit…even if it was more half naked…..because with these high fashion shoots, the next step will be more naked…cuz high fashion has more nipple than bikini modeling for sports magazines….so this is a better road to go down…even though I think she shoulda done porn.

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Kate Upton’s Worst Photoshoot Ever!!!

Is this some kind of horrible joke? Here’s Kate Upton ‘s photoshoot for French magazine Jalouse covered from head to toe. She looks practically Amish! This must be how the French are finally getting back at us for all those years we made fun of them. On behalf of men everywhere, I apologize. Now, for the love of God, somebody get Kate Upton back into a bikini stat! My penis is starting to go into shock. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis

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Kate Upton Plays With Puppies of the Day

I already posted the CR FASHION BOOK photoshoot with Kate Upton that is obviously mocking fashion shoots for being fake high concept shit that is really just shit…but that people buy into….you know some satire with some “throw in kids, puppies, men dressed like unicorns”….let’s be as ironic and as possible…and that is the high concept everyone will buy into..kinda thing…and I find it hilarious…but maybe I am just smitten that Kate Upton didn’t eat one of the puppies cuz she got hungry on set….she’s that kind of pig….with a fat ass just waiting to explode on the fucking scene…to match her big tits she’s not exploiting enough here…..there are

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Buy You A…Drink? Celebrities 21 And Younger Who Could Get Every Single Slice Of The Business

Hottest Famous Women Under 21 Those of us older than 21 can just go to bars when we want to pick up people of the opposite sex. We can head out and buy them a drink or something and have a nice night. But what about someone younger than 21? Where do they meet up? Chuck E’ Cheeses? By the monkey bars? Anyway, here are some some lovely ladies younger than 21 that are damn problems. Take a look at the biggest dimes under 21 in the game today.

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Buy You A…Drink? Celebrities 21 And Younger Who Could Get Every Single Slice Of The Business

Kate Upton Fat for CR Fashion Book Fall of the Day

Kate Upton is doing some fairy tale fantasy fetish shit for CR Fashion magazine, all Little Bo Peepin’ it up in some bloomers and huge titties….and I know what you are thinking, that this bitch is hardly what the media is making her out to be, sure she’s got fat sloppy tits at the tender age of 19, but her face is rugged and retarded looking, but more importantly, her body is boxy, and struggling to not catch up to her big old titties….because you are a hater and a bad person….just jealous of all she’s done in this short time…and no I’m not talking about her eating…. I think she looks lovely, delicate and very fit….because girls need to love their bodies…no matter how diabetic they are…..even after the amputations and motorized scooter assisted living….she’ll still have her tits…it’s just God’s plan for us.

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Kate Upton Huge Monster at FNO of the Day

Kate Upton at Fashion Night Out is like watching National Geographic Channel…because she’s a monster of a woman who people have accidentally confused for a hot woman…cuz she has big tits and takes a decent picture…but who when you see out amongst real humans you can tell she’s just big as fuck and hiding a belly that was bound to happen the day she put on her 36 DD bra….it was just a matter of time before her metabolism slowed down and she morphed into Anna Nicole Smith…..a future that’s not too far away….but that isn’t amongst us yet…so staring at her tits, ignoring her stomach, is the best strategy to enjoy her…. Here’s the video of the beast…..shot from the gut up…for obvious reasons….

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LeAnn Rimes in Some Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

I love fake Christians…who are actually hookers….who never really cared for their shitty fans or the God they all worship…but who didn’t mind being a figurehead to tap into that wholesome market before deciding that living a lie was not worth living…and fucking married dudes, getting implants, and riding all that money you made from the good people who still listen to music on casettes….cuz they don’t get computers or CD technology….is more fucking fun….too bad she’s not hotter…cuz this shit is up on some monster looking shit…..Sheeeeeeeeet…….

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Kate Upton’s Fat Tits in a Bikini Video for SI of the Day

Here’s a Kate Upton bikini video from a couple of days ago that I assume was shot a couple of months or maybe even years ago because she still hadn’t fully grown into her fat tits…. ….you know cuz she’s a fat chick in training, sloppy across the board, who hasn’t finished puberty and who will have a slowed down metabolism turning her into an Anna Nicole Smith by 25…I can tell by the perkiness of her Saggers….. Listening to Kate Upton’s interview with SI instead of looking at her tits is a huge mistake if you want to maintain any erection she likely gives you…because she is a fucking vapid retard who should go back to school instead of do this whole lazy modeling thing that won’t last due to her required fat fighting….But hearing her talk about how much she loves oysters, really excitedly solidifies any doubt you may have that she is in fact a fat chick not in a fat body yet….. Enjoy.

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