This is a totally expected picture posted to social media by Kate Upton…you know because she’s a fat chick in training who has already got too much attention for being skinny enough with massive hanger tits…that no one seems to realize or care will end up on the body of a fat monster like so many big tits on a skinny girl before her…so no cleavage or as…strictly what girl’s into…food… The end is near and it smells like pancakes…
Kate Upton has landed a Vogue Italia cover…which is a big deal in terms of legit modeling….I’m talking a bigger deal than the SI cover…because it officially legitimizes her and her plus size as acceptable in the fashion world….which I guess is something I’ll have to be getting used to…you know with the whole obesity crisis and the skinny chick becoming a dying breed of human…unfortunately….but I guess as someone who loves tits as much as the next guy, seeing her spill out all sloppy on the cover of a fashion mag kinda makes me happy…because it reminds me that everything is fucking fetish porn mag…even when Mercedes and other luxury items advertise in it….and that’s good for me…cuz it gives me hope that one day…this site will make me a billionaire….with private jets….I feel it….and I’ll be forced to give all you haters the finger….while fucking your wives…cuz all ladies love a man with a private jet….that’s a fact…
What the world needs now more than anything…you know with the Hurricane about to rape us as a preview of the murder that is going to happen next month when the end of the world hits…you know the calm before the actual apocalypse….nature’s rape before murder because otherwise it is just gross….is a Battlestar Galactica calendar for 2013….even if it is not actually for Battlestar Galactica but instead just staring 2 of their “babes” who aren’t really all that hot…at least not in these pics….but since I know the people and/or person who accidentally may read this site…is probably really into this sci/fi nerd shit…and I am all about accommodating my fan…because without you…I am nothing….even if I am already nothing…just like 2013…cuz I predict shit’s not gonna happen….even if this calendar did.
Kate Upton was working on the weekend…this girl understands what I’ve been saying all along and that is that her time is limited on this modeling scene…her body just won’t be able to support her weight gain…and her weight gain won’t be able to support a modeling career…but she’s hype right now…an “It” girl who everyone wants a piece of because tits get fucking hits…and she’s got fucking tits…real big ones…that she knows she’s got to show off while they last…or while they are still youthful and good…and from doing SI and men’s magazines…to now getting COSMO , VOGUE , Jalouse …you’d think she was an actual fashion model…and not the plus sized model working the Sears catalog I see….making me think that either I’m the crazy one….or everyone’s just trying to get a piece to make a fucking dollar….
I guess I am the only person who thinks that Kate Upton is piggish….because when I look at her…even when she is photoshopped to shit…I see a sloppy fat girl in training with a shitty ass….meaning that at 19, her big D tits are alright…and I guess it is important to live in the moment and appreciate when we have in front of us…but in no time her metabolism will stop, drop and roll the fuck out of here…leaving her an Anna Nicole Smith….big tits like this don’t come with fucking consequences….big tits like this are only good for a short window of opportunity….big tits like this…although amazing and fun to pay with in all their fleshy glory….are not as good as the media is making you believe….but I’ll still look at her making fat girl faces in Cosmo…cuz she’s half naked…and we like all girls who are half naked…even if they are a whole lot of big breasted belly hiding hype….
Do you realize that there are actual amazing looking girls in the world…far better looking that this chubby, photoshopped to be skinny, fat chick in training….who are far better suited to be in Fashion magazines and bikini shoots….and who are genetically superior, busty with nice tits, not 19 and fighting off the inevitable obesity crisis that Kate Upton is facing…but for some reason…the internet made her fucking matter…she’s got groupies…people believe the lies…and thus the media buys into this Anna Nicole Smith shit…and the whole thing makes me very upset…but I’ll still stare at her tits…cuz I ultimately don’t care…and she’s not too fat for me yet…even though I see it fucking coming….I’m just sad they photoshopped out her double chin Kate Upton Kate Upton Piggish for November’s Vogue of the Day Do you realize that there are actual amazing looking girls in the world…far better looking that this chubby, photoshopped to be skinny, fat chick in training….who are far better suited to be in Fashion magazines and bikini shoots….and who are genetically superior, busty with nice tits, not 19 and fighting off the inevitable obesity crisis that Kate Upton is facing…but for some reason…the internet made her fucking matter…she’s got groupies…people believe the lies…and thus the media buys into this Anna Nicole Smith shit…and the whole thing makes me very upset…but I’ll still stare at her tits…cuz I ultimately don’t care…and she’s not too fat for me yet…even though I see it fucking coming….I’m just sad they photoshopped out her double chin
Here’s Kate Upon putting her massive talents to good use for Vogue . And while I don’t know anything about fashion, I’m an expert when it comes to Kate’s assets. So don’t get me wrong, some of these shots are great, but I still think she’s better suited as a swimsuit model. Sometimes it’s best to just stick to your strengths. Luckily for me, my strengths are looking at pictures of hot girls. What can I say? It’s a calling. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis
In exciting Kate Upton news….she’s dating Detroit Tigers’ Justin Verlander….at least according to my homies over at CELEBUZZ …..which may not be exciting to you…but is to me…cuz I love seeing really popular and underserving models find love that they can get knocked up and fat with…living a millionaire lifestyle with pro Athlete cock….to compensate for having little talent, skills, or education other than a rockin’ set of sloppy, floppy, amazing tits I’d like to knead, pull, prod and jerk off on, but I am not a millionaire pro Athlete…. I do hope her relationship makes all her fans turn on her…giving her a bit of a reality check….reminding her that she’s replaceable and that there are hundreds of other average faced tall chicks that are just as busty, jacked up on the same hormones in the food, who haven’t had their metabolism slow down by turning 21 and who haven’t gone off to college to gain their freshman 40….cuz they won the lottery instead…. Haters gonna hate..but I’m not hating…Terry Richardson dropped some pics of her and her tits from a magazine shoot and I’m into them…
Here’s everybody’s favorite hottie Kate Upton at the Museum of Modern Art for Everything or Nothing: The Untold Story of 007 . Looks like somebody might be auditioning to become the next Bond girl. And if so, I’m all for it. I’ve even got the perfect plot: Bond meets Kate while infiltrating a topless beach. Now she just needs a good Bond girl name. Is Chesty LaRue taken? » view all 21 photos Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis Photos: WENN.com
I am totally uninterested in Kate Upton…she’s got fat tits..but she’s also got a fat chick body…that’s just not fat yet…and I like to avoid issues before they happen…like quitting smoking before my lungs get cancerous…and quitting drinking before my liver falls out…even though I never actually do quit anything, I am a weak man with no self control, and hating on her for being over hyped…doesn’t mean I wouldn’t eat her shit if she asked me to, and not to see how much cake she ate the night before but cuz I like her so much… What we can learn from this interview with cosmo is that she has a weird relationship with food and mentions it at least once as fat girls in training often do…. She doesn’t like pick up lines…but I bet that’s just bullshit and if you went up to her and say “Hey Girl, you like fried food, cuz I got a sausage in my pants that’s ready to be slid into a bun”…she’d jump on the opportunity and rush you to the nearest store o pick up some bread products in order to carb load… That she is a hooker who only leaves the house with her cell phone and 20 dollars cuz she expects the dude to pay for her…but I just say that’s convienent when kidnapping her…. Either way, she does have big tits…
