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Kate Upton Does Elle

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know it seems like Kate Upton is everywhere these days, but can you blame me for hoping to see more of her in this photoshoot for Elle France ? Especially after that busty one from the other day , I figured Kate would be wearing nothing but her panda hat for most of these shots. Clearly, the French just don’t understand the American way of life. No self-respecting supermodel washes her car fully-clothed . Everyone knows she’s supposed to be in a bikini, and hosing herself down, not the car. I guess some things just get lost in translation. » view all 19 photos Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis

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Kate Upton for V Magazine of the Day

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton is great for one thing…being photoshopped in a bikini….to look like a busty 19 year old with huge fertile tits…that although probably sag in the worst way possible…look okay spilling out of a large sized bikini top…. She was manufactured by SI and that’s where she should have stayed, but instead the fashion world picked her up as a legit model, cuz blogs talk about her…. And now she’s doing editorial work, high concept, high production, all while looking like a pig, sucking in her gut, not meant to be a model, but meant to be a dairy queen clerk while going to community college for cosmetics…. It makes no sense, and I tease her all the time about being fat, having an over eating disorder, eating her feelings, because she puts herself out there…and I can…. I am not mean, I am speaking fact, and here’s Anna Nicole Smith Part 2 for V Magazine….totally out of place….especially when showing off her size next to some twink…and remember these are shot by the best, make-up and hair by the best, edited by the best…and even they cant make her look awesome…she still looks chubby….and this is horrible.

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Kate Upton Busts Out In V Magazine

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Normally, I get very excited when I see pics of Kate Upton and her sweet juicy boobs, but in the latest V Magazine photoshoot, they paired her up with some crackhead prepubescent looking male model and he ruins the whole shoot. I don’t know what they were thinking, but next time they need a male model for Kate, call me. I know for sure, I’m better looking than that thing and I’ll even work for free.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Modeling Lingerie Like It’s Her Job of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cuz it is her job bro…. I have probably posted these pics before, they all kinda look the same, but that could just be that there is one constant, one commont thread, the incredible Candice Swanepoel, who people try to hate on, but who’s hate just rolls off her pure, innocent, loving curves….. She’s good at what she does, and I think I may have to have sex with her get her out of my system….but since she doesnt return my calls, emails, faxes, or love songs I mail her….I guess I’ll just jerk off to her half naked body…..it’s easier and more legal than that whole kidnapping strategy I’d have to take to taste this ass. She’s good.

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Brittany Palmer is the Real Santa Claus of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In this light, Brittany Palmer’s got a long ass face….which is too bad cuz I have been endorsing her as the hotter UFC girl who makes the UFC less gay of an experience, you know that simple minded strategy, of sticking some implants in the mix to make the gay sex foreplay less gay sex oriented….you know the distraction….in the gangbang you’re having with your boys to remind you that her pussy is what got you into it and not your boy’s cock slamming it….but maybe she always had this weird looking face and I was too busy staring at her fit amazing body…. Either way, she’s festive and bringing joy to the world, good will towards men and she makes for a good excuse to plug my VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE Tis the season

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Kate Upton’s Overrated Bikini Body in the Snow for SI of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have said it before and I will keep sayign it until someone hears me…cuz I am committed to this cause…and I am not going to give it up or let it go…until what I’ve been preaching comes true….and that is that Kate Upton is an overrated fat chick in training who has a sloppy body, and average at best fat chick face, who’s tits may be big and saggy already at 19, but who will have the rest of her quickly follow…..but until that happens she’s totally hyped up for no fucking reason…other than that people like tits…and don’t get that sloppy tits aren’t fucking hot no matter what size they are…especially when they come stock with a fucking gut…. Seriously, she’s on set posing in Antartica cuz Sports Illustrated grasps that they need to milk her one more year…cuz she gets hits as the public is brain washed into liking her….so they have her up in the snow…and her nipples aren’t even hard…even though it is freezing.,.,.reminding me just how stretched out they are from all her overeating…cuz if you have fuck fat chicks, like I have….you will know…their hard nipples….are barely hard cuz they tape up too much surface area. She’s low grade pussy at best…stop fucking celebrating her…it is an injustice…Freedom has been attacked. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Olga Kurylenko Boring in Blackbook of the Day

Posted on December 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People like Olga Kurylenko…. I like that she marries different people for citizenship in different countries so that she can work and become the famous actress she always wanted to be growing up in some cinderblock one bedroom apartment in the heart of communism…. It’s almost like she’s a male order bride, only she’s her own agent and doesn’t need low level website or the mob to really help her find fake love for personal gain…. I just kinda wish that like most USSR babes, she was getting more naked in these pictures, but I guess she’s won and got to the point where she doesn’t have to. Cuz I’ve seen interviews with some of these women forced to work brothels, and despite acting like they like being put on display and fucked by strangers at 18 years old…they really don’t…and prefer to be clothed…and working legitimate careers… I guess Olga Kurylenko defied all odds and has made it…cuz now she’s in magazines…instead of the bread line…

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Kate Upton is the Worst for Germany of the Day

Posted on December 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I POSTED THE VIDEO THAT GOES WITH THESE PICS A COUPLE EEKS AGO …. More importantly, I have fucked hotter girls, with better bodies, than Kate Upton….and more than just once…and I am not just saying that…it’s the fucking truth…and that is probably why I find her hype…nothing but hype… She’s a chunky pig face fat girl in training…who I am pretty sure is gonna fall off eventually…when people she decided to go pro in her fatness….you know and really commit to her overreating and laziness that at 19 is not offensive, just a little sloppy, but by 25 will be a nightmare, I’m talking 3 am, bar is closed betty you are too ashamed to tell your friends about, even if she was once the 2012 great Kate Upton that no one will remember by 2017, cuz shits about to fall apart fast… I mean she’s already doing the obscure foreign market magazines, it’s just a matter of time before everyone forgets she exists and focus on actual babes with actual hot bodies…and faces that don’t smell like bacon…like Emily Ratajkowski ….you know so Kate Upton can turn to titty fetish porn where she belongs. Kate Upton is just a fad, like Hypercolor T-Shirts, Lady Gaga and all the other horrible fads people got rich off of for the minute it lasted… True fucking story.

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Amber Rose Is Filling Out Nicely

Posted on December 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve had Amber Rose on the site in the past, because while I have no clue what it is that she does, I’m a sucker for any girl with a big booty and the cleavage to match. Obviously she’s pregnant now, which means Amber’s two best assets will be getting even bigger, something I didn’t think was possible. Anyway, we’ll check back in with her in a few months. I think she’ll make a great MILF. Related Posts: Amber Rose Drops Some Serious Cleavage Adrianne Curry Twitter Bikini Pictures Adrienne Curry Gets Cozy With Jenna Jameson Adrianne Curry Exposes Her Tight Body Photos: FameFlynet

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Kate Upton Would Make A Great Adult Actress

Posted on December 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know how they do it, but somehow fashion magazines always manage to get hotter photoshoots than anything you’d see in Esquire or Maxim . Case in point: Vogue Germany was able to get Kate Upton topless and playing in the pool for their latest issue. Better yet, there’s even video. And judging by the footage, Kate could have been a great porn star. It’s just a shame someone legitimate discovered her first. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis

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