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Kate Upton Braless Continues of the Day

So here is Kate Upton in some “Skinny Trousers” according to the poofter voice over cuz I know that’s what you are looking at, I mean isn’t she known for her skinny trouser wearing….take it in cuz in 5-7 years the only skinny jeans she’ll be wearing will be XXL…I know it.. Point is that Kate Upton, bra or not, has big tits…and that’s about it. She got popular on the internet, cuz the internet is filled with low standard losers, and the mainstream media responded….she’s uninteresting, overrated and annoying and I’m pretty sure her tits hang badly on her untoned body…but I don’t know why I bother…cuz you’re all the low standard losers endorsing this bitch who made this bitch a covergirl….you’re all gonna just call me gay…cuz calling a bitch overrated and average at best, especially one with big tits, cuz I’ve met hot girls with big tits that I wanted to fuck…but if I don’t like Upton…it makes me love cock in my ass according to you fucking idiots. Now watch Kate Upton take it all in…. TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton: Nude in Muse Magazine!

Thank you, Muse Magazine. By mixing style, class and old-school sophistication with crazy hot Kate Upton pictures in a new photo shoot, they’ve given everyone something to appreciate. Umm, and did we mention … Kate Upton is nude in this photo shoot?! Channeling her inner Marilyn Monroe no less? Eat your heart out, Lindsay Lohan … The array of photos, taken by Sebastian Faena, vary from a black-and-white portrait to a full-body profile with Upton in nothing but a pair of stilletto pumps. Gulp. We can’t figure out which we like more: These new pictures or Kate’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover . You know what, though? Why must one have to choose? Just gaze upon the Michigan native’s natural beauty, click to enlarge the Muse pics below, concentrate hard on not drooling too obviously, then thank us later: [Photos: Muse/Sebastian Faena]

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Kate Upton: Nude in Muse Magazine!

Lifetime Skinchievement: Susan Sarandon

Astroglide presents a tribute to Susan Sarandon , winner of the Lifetime SKINchievement Award at the 13th Annual Anatomy Awards, and her three decades of onscreen nudity. Susan stripped down for her first onscreen role in Joe (1970) and went on to MAMorable performances in Pretty Baby (1978), The Hunger (1983), Bull Durham (1988), and more.

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Kate Upton is Our Topless Muse [PICS]

Sports Illustrated cover girl and lust object du jour Kate Upton is channeling Marilyn Monroe ( Not Lindsay Lohan , thank you very much) on the cover of Muse magazine this month, and we’ve only got one thing to say about it: Is that a nip slip we spy down there next to her right elbow?! It might just be wishful thinking, but those Upton udders are still enough to make a grown man cry. Like a baby. A hungry, hungry baby. See more of Kate Upton showing off her supernaturally sexy body after the jump!

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Lea Michele, the dude from Glee, in a Bikini in Cabo of the Day

I like to call Lea Michele the dude from Glee because I feel like she has the sex appeal of a dude…and more importantly…in the 5 minutes I saw of Glee all the dudes were pretty much little poofter women…making me think the only one hard enough to stick his dick, whether a strap on or traditional, was this hard faced little show tune singing monkey…..and that is why it makes me laugh everytime a dude says she’s hot…because I know that’s just marketing…but more importantly I know she looks like this…. So obviously they are gay…and if they aren’t they might as well be….cuz they’re watching Glee…whether forced by their wife or not….and that means they pack a fucking vagina in their shorts…. Who cares….here’s her ass and leg shot in twitter….that aren’t as bad as I thought they were…cuz I don’t have to look at that face… TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS I’M NOT ALLOWED TO POST ON SOME MEXICAN SITE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lea Michele, the dude from Glee, in a Bikini in Cabo of the Day

Kate Upton Did Saturday Night Live of the Day

I know Kate Upton is a chubby assed, sloppy tit, bad faced twat who is only on the cover of SI because she became an internet sensation with pervert college kids who never dealt with tits before….and SI wants to sell fucking copies and get fucking traffic to their billion dollar hustle…. It amazes me that SNL is still on the air….but more importantly how boring people are….I was out drinking hard with crackheads at some college party this past saturday and managed to hit my twiter – when checking what was trending…SNL was…that means the masses were at home watching this garbage…either twitter is filled with 15 year old suburb kids in basements….or unhappy married people who don’t go out to get fucked up…. SNL Sucks and So does Kate Upton….so I didn’t watch the shit cuz I hate everything about the shit…notice the work I go to for you assholes…

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TV (Non)Nudity Report: Sports Illustrated: Making of Swimsuit 2012 [PICS]

We and (everyone else) have made much ado about Upton over the past couple of days, but did you know that the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue also features hot models who aren’t named Kate? It’s true! The Vh1 special Sports Illustrated: The Making of Swimsuit 2012 , new at Mr. Skin, goes behind the scenes to MAMonstrate why Bar Refaieli , Izabel Goulart, and Irina Shayk should also be in your tube-lubing lexicon. Ain’t diversity grand? More after the jump!

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Kate Upton in Sports Illustrated: The Making of Swimsuit 2012

Kate Upton jiggles her amazingly hot body in slow motion on Sports Illustrated: The Making of Swimsuit 2012.

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California Gurl Katy Perry’s Grammy Camel Toe [PIC]

This pic is a couple of days old already, but baby, you’ll be (shooting) fireworks when you get an eyeful of Katy Perry’ s MASSIVE camel toe in her latex outfit at the Grammys last Sunday. I’d kiss it, girl. Gaze into Katy Perry ‘s huge, uh, eyes right here at MrSkin.com!

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Kate Upton, Queen of the Internet [PICS, VIDEO]

Need we say more? Ever since Kate Upton was revealed as the cover girl for this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue on Monday, the internet has erupted in an orgasmic explosion of googly-eyed lust for the busty bikini model. And with all the jigglerific pics and video of this 19-year-old SKINsation that have surfaced over the past couple of days, we can’t say they’re wrong. We can’t say much of anything, really, except for “Holy 34D, Batman!”. Check out our racktastic roundup of Kate Upton pics and video after the jump!

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