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Kate Upton & The 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Do Letterman

Posted on February 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m sure you all know by now that Kate Upton is the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model, we all saw that coming a mile away, but I thought I’d introduce you to a few of the other swimsuit models. Here are Kate and the girls on their way to visit Letterman last night, that lucky son of a bitch gets all the hotties. Obviously I don’t know any of their names, that’s the way I like it, but you get the idea. A team of hot girls in sexy outfits. Awesome.

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Kate Upton Covers the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [PIC]

Posted on February 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The cover of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue , leaked mere hours before the official announcement on The Late Show with David Letterman , reads: Kate Upton: Any Questions? Yeah, just one…can we borrow this for a few minutes? We, uh, need to use the bathroom. See more from seductive sexpot Kate Upton right here at MrSkin.com!

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Megan Fox Pantsless for Some MetroCity Campaign of the Day

Posted on February 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Megan Fox may not be acting all that much anymore…and her decision to sympathise with her kidnapper like she was Patty Hearst, only to take it to another level of criminal, by marrying the fucker….who we can understand she had a crush on growing up, and who we can understand has a big dick that was a novelty to fuck, but that we can’t understand why a bitch at her prime would fuck up her image to such an extreme that no one wanted to touch her…all to make a jealous failure from 90210 feel secure…while she shoulda been out fucking A-Listers and really securing her fucking future…so that she wouldn’t have to do model jobs for Korean brands you never heard of….you know bottom feeding to maintain a lifestyle…cuz sometimes major life decisions can fuck you up the ass…. Either way. She’s still hot.

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Kate Upton Big Tits for V Magazine of the Day

Posted on February 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So V Magazine is prepping us with this preview…for what is going to be a very fucking busty shoot with Kate Upton who is at the top of her game and taking it all in because she knows that one day soon her metabolism is going to slow down…her gut and ass are going to catch up with her tits and starving herself and working out won’t have a fucking chance….cuz that’s what becoming a woman going, all fertile and post-puberty is all about….being this bust at 19, evn with all the hormones in the food will end in disaster…but disaster hasn’t struck yet, so think of this as sipping a cocktail on the beach in Haiti a few months before the earthquake…if you know what I mean….if you don’t…then let me put it this way….disaster is coming…so enjoy this while it fucking lasts…

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Kate Upton Hot for Esquire of the Day

Posted on February 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I already did a Kate Upton Big Tits for V Magazine post today…How many fucking Kate Upton posts do you expect out of me before my head explodes…. I’m just gonna say the same fucking thing…over and over again until my point that doesn’t even fucking matter and that no one cares to hear just becomes annoying more than it is repetitive….cuz all anyonee should be interested in are her great tits…and I’m just being a piece of shit about her great tits…by reminding us that all good things come to an end…like some kind of emo/goth/teen angst unable to keep my focus on the fact that she’s 19, her tits are huge, she’s at the top of her game, she’s going to be topless in pictures soon enough, and that her tits are great so let’s just enjoy it and not worry about her future obesity….cuz right now…it just doesn’t matter….no matter how bang on my predicition is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS AND THE ARTICLE FROM THE ESQUIRE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton Topless For Esquire

Posted on February 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Is it me or are all of Kate Upton’s pictures beginning to lookalike? Here are some new shots from the latest Esquire magazine that I’m almost positive I’ve just seen in Complex or Maxim or some other magazine for dudes. Anyway, I’m not complaining, but I think it’s time she gets naked or eventually I’ll get bored and move on. I have a short attention span. There’s only so many arms over boob pictures a man can take until they give up and find new material.      

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Kate Upton and the Celebrity Beach Bowl of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you have absolutely nothing to do….which I am thinking you don’t…because you are on this site….here’s the full celebrity beach bowl including such sluts and Nina Dobrev and Kate Upton…and they aren’t wearing a bikini….so I have no idea why anyone would want to waste their time watching this…but I am posting it anyway….

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Fatty in Training Kate Upton Making Good and Bad Choices of the Day

Posted on February 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always rip into Kate Upton for being a typical teen girl…You know fat in the tits thanks to hormones in the processed foods we eat….all that fast food does some good until the bitch stops working out….or her metabolism slows down when she hits 21….Her ass will catch up to her tits…and that’s why it makes no sense why she’d do a Carl’s Jr Ad…I mean other than that she’s getting paid…and she’s not fat right now…and fatty foods made her tits the way they are…endorsing young girls everywhere to get up on the fast food train so that they too can be bikini models too..or at least busty….and I guess it is starting to make sense… Here are some photoshopped pics of her in her bikini for Beach Bunny bikinis a company that pays her tits to sell their products…which is fine for now…let’s just home it’s not a long term contract….because I may wanna see obese Upton thanks to her all you can eat Carl’s Jr and ass catching up with tits as nature designed her….in a bikini….but I’m a weirdo and most people prefer when she’s disproportionate in a good way….so here are some tits making money from all fucking angles….while it lasts.

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Kate Upton Does the Marilyn Monroe of the Day

Posted on February 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I get that a bitch like Kate Upton, who at 19 has a set of DD tits, fears what she will do when her metabolism slows down and the rest of her body catches up to those pre-mature thanks to hormones in the food titties….and I get that she wishes we lived in an era where being thin wasn’t so important…you know cuz Marilyn Monroe in the 50s was substantially fatter than Upton will probably e ever be, provided things don’t go bad for her, leaving her with a meth problem out of work in a trailer shopping at wal mart for her 8 black babies from different fathers…happy black history month….cuz she looks like she could easily be obese….if she let herself… But I think we need to let Monroe be dead…sure we can jerk off to her vintage erotica and appreciate her look, feel, vibe, hustle….you know a classy whore in an era where even white trash was classy…. We need to stop letting modern day bitches make a mockery of her by doing shit like this… It’s like this busty SI Model needs to find her own campaign, her own trademark, her own fucking voice….do something fucking original….she’s got the titties for it…. There’s no excuse for this, it’s not halloween…you twat.

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Kate Upton Channels Marilyn Monroe

Posted on January 31, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure what the deal is with the recent fascination with Marilyn Monroe, she’s been dead for how many years, but everyone seems to be dressing up like her lately. I think Lindsay Lohan did it in a failed attempt to get work and now busty supermodel Kate Upton’s turn to take a stab at it. I don’t know who did it better, but I’d sure like to see the two of them take their tops off a fight it out. I’ll bring my video camera.

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