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Ashley Johnson May be Unknown but She is in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Ashley Johnson…you probably aren’t her fan…you probably don’t even know who she is and I might as well be posting pics of bitches in bikinis you send in from you vacations…..but you dont send in those pics and I’m forced to use paparazzi pics….of people who played Chrissy Seaver on Growing Pains…a role I don’ remember…and either do you…but I guess we have no choice to believe…..that said here she is in a bikini with her kid…showing some middle aged mom body…good times…

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Rita Rusic Old Hot Body in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What it comes down to is that if more granny aged bitches looked like this….the world would be a better fucking place….It just takes a little fucking work…some good genes and some plastic surgery but it makes hanging out by the pool far less offensive than it normally is when fat, sloppy with their skin slowly peeling off their body…saggy as fuck…but Rita Rusic brings hope…

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Kate Upton’s Hot Bikini Tits of the Day

Posted on January 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is Kate Upton for some shit called Beach Bunny….she’s got an amazing fucking set of tits and is the kind of 19 year old pussy you want to lust after, which according to my new Christian friend is a sin cuz it ruins marriages and porn is the work of the devil, but luckily for all of us God forgives all sins, making all this good as long as you repent and mean it right before you die….I mean just to be safe cuz you never know….. Either way, take it in, cuz in a few years, the rest of her will catch up to her tits…it’s a scientific fact… Another fact, I’m at the porn convention in Vegas…I should be socializing with tits…in person…rather than talking about some photoshopped model shit…and that’s just what I’m gonna do..

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Kate Upton – GQ’s Body Of The Year

Posted on December 9, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It seems that GQ magazine has recently voted Kate Upton their ‘ Body Of The Year ‘, they obviously haven’t seen the photoshop work I did of my vacation to Cuba, but whatever. For a woman who just won ‘ Body Of The Year ‘, they sure manage to hide it well in these shots. The pictures we saw of her in her bikini/nun costume yesterday sure didn’t look like the body of the year to me. A little too soft around the edges if you ask me. I’m guessing some editor wanted an excuse to take her out to dinner on the company expense account. Well played.

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Kate Upton’s Nun in a Bikini for the Three Stooges of the Day

Posted on December 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s another genius move by Hollywood….recrating the Three Stooges which may be the best example of how Hollywood has officially lost any original thought….the idea pool is officiall as dried up as the old lady pussy at the old folks home I used to work at….They are seriously bottom feeding…but like all bad ideas comes some stroke of genius…and in this case they have made the movie worth watching by throwing in some Kate Upton in a bikini, dressed like a nun, instant comedic genius, cuz nun’s aren’t supposed to be hot bitches in bikinis, unless they are in shitty fucking movies seeking some attention by showing off her big old tits and rocking body that I am sure is fleeting when her metabolism slows down and she turns 25….when the rest of her catches up to her tits…but until then…she’s worth lookin at….and that’s all I have to say abou that.. Here’s the trailer… Here’s the pics…

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Kate Upton Is Hot And Spicy

Posted on October 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s busty supermodel Kate Upton showing off her tight little package in some sexy shots from her festive party last night. The woman is incredible. Sadly, as far as slutty Halloween costumes go, this isn’t exactly the Mona Lisa or anything, but I see what she was trying to do. Not that I really give a damn, she’s hot, Tabasco is hot… We get it. Besides, any reason to get this hottie in a short little dress is good enough for me. I’d sprinkle her on my chimichanga.

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Kate Upton’s Breasts Have Done It Again

Posted on September 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m aware that this is the second day in a row that I’ve had pictures of supermodel Kate Upton on the site, but can you blame me? The woman is one of the hottest women on the planet right now, I’m going to post pictures of her every chance I get. Besides, if she’s going to insist on wearing little bikinis or sexy lingerie or both, I’m going to insist on sharing them with you. That’s just the kind of guy I am. That and i absolutely adore her massive supermodel breasts. I’d marry them If society didn’t frown on that kind of thing. Call me. more pictures of Kate Upton here

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Kate Upton Just Belongs In Her Underwear

Posted on September 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright, I think I’m done with all the Emmy Award cleavage and red carpet booty shots, at least for now, so let’s switch gears to something a little more my speed like some shots of a supermodel half naked. Here’s busty superhottie Kate Upton hanging out in various sexy bras and panties showing off her perfect cleavage. I know she’s supposed to be making it seem that if you buy this bra, your breasts will look as amazing as Kate’s… Good luck with that.

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Kate Upton In Her Sweet See Through Top

Posted on September 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Kate Upton might be my favorite thing about Twitter , she’s all over it and she loves to post pictures of herself. I guess if I looked like Kate I’d be taking a lot of pictures of myself too. I’d also probably have a rich old man husband and never have to work a single day again in my life. Anyhow, here she is posing with a giant inflatable zebra while wearing a tight pair of matching leggings. Poor zebra must be terrified that he’s next. I don’t really give a crap about the leggings, I much prefer the see through top. Awesome.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts In Stupid Shorts

Posted on September 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m torn by these pictures of Lindsay Lohan , on the one hand I love that she’s letting her big breasts hang out, but on the other hand those stupid hiked up mom shorts are completely ruining everything. She looks like an old lady on her way to Red Lobster for the early bird special. Come on grandma. Even her puffed up face is looking weird, you know, like the old women who’s faces are all soft and squishy and smell like a mixture of baby powder and mothballs. Weird. Luckily the big breasts out weight the stupid shorts every time. Hot.

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