I’m kind of disappointed, normally Emmanuelle Chriqui looks so good, I don’t know what the hell happened to these shots. I can’t really tell, but it almost looks like she’s crying. Gross. There’s nothing as unattractive as a woman balling her eyes out… Other than bathroom stuff or wedding talk. Sick! Anyhow, with cute little cleavage like Emmanuelle is displaying here she’s got nothing to cry about. There there princess.
I’m kind of disappointed, normally Emmanuelle Chriqui looks so good, I don’t know what the hell happened to these shots. I can’t really tell, but it almost looks like she’s crying. Gross. There’s nothing as unattractive as a woman balling her eyes out… Other than bathroom stuff or wedding talk. Sick! Anyhow, with cute little cleavage like Emmanuelle is displaying here she’s got nothing to cry about. There there princess.
Here’s big breasted supermodel perfection Kate Upton doing a promotional schtick for some energy drink or something where she challenges strangers to a staring contest. Sounds like fun. Problem is the dudes are blindfolded so when they open their eyes they’re staring directly at the hottie and her plump chesticles sitting right in front of them in a bikini… Not fair. All of a sudden it turns into a ‘Hump A Supermodel’s Leg Contest’… I’m in. Kate Upton Staring Contest Video Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton’s Cute Little Bikini Booty Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis
Here’s big breasted supermodel perfection Kate Upton doing a promotional schtick for some energy drink or something where she challenges strangers to a staring contest. Sounds like fun. Problem is the dudes are blindfolded so when they open their eyes they’re staring directly at the hottie and her plump chesticles sitting right in front of them in a bikini… Not fair. All of a sudden it turns into a ‘Hump A Supermodel’s Leg Contest’… I’m in. Kate Upton Staring Contest Video Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton’s Cute Little Bikini Booty Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis
The paparazzi company that owns the Audrina pics doesn’t like me very much. I don’t have money to buy their pictures, they aren’t into just giving them to me for free, even if I link back to them, so I’m forced to use my interpretive skills, of what best represents Audrina Patridge in a bikini, and the best I could come up with was the Downs Syndrome champion swimmer, which although may be insulting to this bitch with Downs Syndrom, as Audrina is clearly more embarrassing and retarded than her, it gets my point across as best as I know how….the only thing missing is the hot stripper body implants…something I support her using to get noticed/ahead… To See The Bikini Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
The only guy at a Britney Spears concert would be a gay guy who probably never thought he’d cum himself to a chick giving him a ridiculous lap dance on stage, because he probably never thought he’d brush shoulders with his gay icon, Queen of Queen’s Britney Spears…someone who makes groupie bitches, both gay man and straight girl turning 30, go fucking nuts… Unless he’s just a hired actor and part of her show, cuz I can’t imagine her legally being allowed to interract with untrained professionals, it is one of those crazy person rules and regulations as she continues to be used to make a lot of people money like the empire she is the figure head of…. If he’s neither gay, or hired, he’s got some serious explaining to do…this is the kinda shit that follows you everywhere you go, cuz as cool as a lap dance from Britney is in theory, admitting you went to her concert takes away from that…cuz we all know you’re a pussy whipped bitch accommodating some girl…and becoming a national joke…. If dude had any vision, ambition or drive, he would have slipped a condom full of semen inside her when he had the chance…she’s fertile, she pays the bills…..Either way, he’ll remember this for life, and so will his coworkers… To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link
Thanks to hormones in the food and genetics that have plagued so many teenagers before her, 18 year old Kate Upton has great full titties….that aren’t gonna always be great…cuz great full titties lose their appeal when the rest of the bitches body catches up as she hits 25…..which I guess isn’t the end of the world, cuz she’s still got 7 more years of exciting you, and it could be longer if she stays focused and keeps on a strict diet and exercise regime….but it was the end of the world for the many bust teens I’ve come across in my life, but more importantly their husbands, when the bitch became Gilbert Grapes mom…if you know what I mean… So, on that note, here she is in Esquire, try to forget the downer I put on these pics, cuz really who cares where she is or how fat she is at 25, it’s not like we’re friends with her, we’re just looking at her tits today, cuz that’s all that matters…. I’m so philisophical…
Here’s supermodel Kate Upton showing off her amazing acting skills during a bit for Tosh.0 the other night. Obviously the bit is stupid, she gets stabbed with a banana… Come on. But anything that involves Kate’s big beautiful breasts is alright with me. Basically she just stands there and we stare at her hotness…. I would love to stab those giant breasts with my banana. Call me. Kate Upton Does Tosh Video Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton’s Cute Little Bikini Booty Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis
The Kate Upton tour continues… This bitch is everywhere. I guess she knows that her 18 year old huge tits are going to be 28 year old obese tits cuz tits like this at 18 always have a stomach and ass that will always catch the fuck up ….it’s scientifically proven. So I like her drive and ambition and appreciation for this unexpected success and fame…I like that she knows there is a timeline before she turns into Gilbert Grapes mom….especially now that every dude wants to fuck her young sloppiest bikini model body that’s still not as sloppy as your wife…but probably sloppier than she was at 18 that I’ve ever seen and she’s just gonna get sloppier… But for now, she’s getting body painted, showing off her body, while you can think about how few dicks have probably been in her…it’s the whole 18, innocent, hot bodied, busty that’s better than good for now…. I know this is going to end in a sex tape. Here are her friends grabbing at her tits. Amazing…
Kate Upton does twitter proper. This is exactly what the shit is for….to expose yourself and your inner feelings while perverts who follow you jerk off to you…it’s like the way for a model who normally doesn’t engage with her audience, to really show off her intelligence, and by intelligence I mean drunk teen tits…. You see Kate Upton is 18….She’s been a model since she was 15. She’s already langed Victoria’s Secret as a gig. She doesn’t mind showing off her tit…that may be the greatest tits available in America, cuz Victoria’s Secret scope this shit out….and she’s only 18…it must be the hormones in the food….and looking at her is almost perverted…which is why you are masturbating right now, aren’t you…I feel kinda gay going down this road and sharing this moment together…. Seriously…this is ridiculous on all fronts…here she is living it up….until the good life takes over or like all busty 18 year olds-puberty sets in and she turns fat…looking back from her trailer park in 10 years remembering the glory days…happy they happened….and so am I. Nice tits. 18.
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