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CNN’s Ed Henry Touts Bill Clinton as ‘Best Democratic Politician’

On Wednesday’s American Morning, CNN’s Ed Henry lauded former President Clinton as ” one of the best politicians the Democrats have ever had …in the last quarter century” and touted his apparent credibility over current President Barack Obama. Henry also speculated that if “Al Gore… had used President Clinton more in 2000, he may have been president .” Substitute anchor Drew Griffin brought on the White House correspondent 26 minutes into the 7 am Eastern hour to discuss the Obama White House’s intention to “aggressively use the former president on the campaign trail over the next few months. One party official familiar with the plan calls it a- quote, ‘no-brainer.'” During the second half of the segment, Griffin asked, “How can Bill Clinton do it all? I mean, he was picked by President Obama, basically, to rebuild Haiti. Now, they seem to be yanking him off of that and heading him out to the campaign trail, just to save the Democrats in the House in November.” Henry used the “no-brainer” quote from the unnamed Democratic Party official in his answer and immediately proceeded to use his superlatives about Clinton: HENRY: Well, they’re careful here inside the White House to say that they don’t want to yank him off the Haiti job or any of his other important Clinton Foundation work, for example, altogether. They just want him to fit it in, because they say- look, as you noted, it’s a no-brainer . This is one of the best politicians the Democrats have ever had- you know, in the last quarter century . And, as President Obama faces these credibility questions and all these various national polls right now, and as he tries to make this case that there is a real choice between the Democratic message and the Republican message, people inside the White House say there’s no one better at making that case, that contrast between the Democrats and the Republicans, than Bill Clinton . So they want to use him early and often, and they point to what happened in 2000 when Al Gore had trepidation about using Bill Clinton- sort of backfired on him, blew up in his face. If they had used President Clinton more in 2000, he may have been president, Drew . Is Henry forgetting and/or brushing aside Clinton’s own credibility issues, such as his law license in Arkansas being suspended for five years after he lied under oath about his affair with Monica Lewinsky? Griffin followed through by asking about the current Democratic occupant of the White House: “You know, I can’t resist, Ed, but what about using President Obama, the current president? He just doesn’t have the clout?” The CNN correspondent acknowledged Obama’s failing poll numbers, but then touted him as still being more or less equal to former President Clinton: HENRY: … Clearly, he’s facing these credibility questions because of all these national polls you’ve been talking about . The ABC one yesterday saying 6 in 10 Americans basically don’t have faith in this president right now to make the right decisions. They’re pushing back on that, obviously, inside the White House , and saying- look, they’re going to send him out on the campaign trail. But there’s certain states like Arkansas where President Obama is just deeply unpopular- lost to John McCain there by double digits. And so, they see it as a one-two punch . President Obama will be out there in some states, Bill Clinton will go to other ones, Drew.

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CNN Reporter Dana Bash Laughs as Kathy Griffin Calls Scott Brown’s Daughters ‘Prostitutes’

On her Bravo TV show Tuesday night, left-wing comedian Kathy Griffin referred to Sen. Scott Brown’s two daughters as “prostitutes,” and a CNN reporter apparently thought it hysterical. [Audio available here .] Griffin, who was readying herself for a trip to Washington, DC to rally and drum up support for a repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” brought CNN reporters (husband and wife) Dana Bash and John King onto the show to “coach” her for handling Washington. Bash is a D.C. correspondent for CNN, while King anchors the news hour “John King USA.” When the couple showed Griffin a picture of Sen. Scott Brown and asked her to identify the figure, she responded “Scott Brown – who is a senator from Massachusetts, and has two daughters that are prostitutes.” Bash erupted with laughter, while King grimaced. The incident is also ironic because Griffin was dropped from this year’s CNN New Year’s Eve program, due to her profanity-laced banter with Anderson Cooper last New Year’s Eve. Griffin’s words were immediately followed by predictable on-screen text that read “Scott Brown’s daughters ARE NOT prostitutes.” So, why did the network run her statement at all? The foul-mouthed comedian had plenty of gems within the hour-long expose of her efforts in D.C., which included a gaffe that Roll Call picked up where she jokingly called Rep. James Clyburn a “queen.” While she was being “coached” by King and Bash, Griffin reminisced, “Remember when the Republicans tried to get that nutbag Sarah Palin to sound credible before the Vice Presidential debate?…. Well, that’s sort of like what John and Dana did for me.” When Griffin was “coached” by the PR experts at the Human Rights Campaign, before she ventured up to Capitol Hill to campaign for a repeal of DADT, she was shown videos of Sens. McCain and Chambliss arguing against the repeal. “You f****** d***bags can suck it,” Griffin spat about the senators. “F****** losers, old fartbags. You don’t know what the f*** you’re talking about.” Quotes from her Bravo! show, “Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List,” which aired July 13, at 10 p.m. EDT, are provided below: KATHY GRIFFIN: Since I don’t really know enough about Washington, DC, I called upon two powerful Washington insiders to help me out. (Text) Dana Bash & John King – DC correspondents for CNN – Married on May 25th, 2008 GRIFFIN: Luckily, they agreed to give me a crash course on everything DC. GRIFFIN: Remember when the Republicans tried to get that nutbag Sarah Palin to sound credible before the Vice Presidential debate? They had a board, and ran flash cards to teach her the tough stuff? Like there’s both a North and South Korea. Well, that’s sort of like what John and Dana did for me.” GRIFFIN: Scott Brown, who is a senator from Massachusetts, and has two daughters that are prostitutes. (Text) “And now, a brief message from Bravo’s legal team. Scott Brown’s daughters ARE NOT prostitutes. We now return you to your regularly scheduled negativity.” GRIFFIN: If Sarah Palin can do robo-calls, then any idiot can. I just need a hook. I need to say some s*** that Sarah Palin wouldn’t have the balls to say in her robo-call. Not even robo-balls. GRIFFIN: (After having been shown clips of Sens. McCain and Chambliss arguing against a repeal of DADT) You f****** d***bags can suck it. F****** losers, old fartbags. You don’t know what the f*** you’re talking about. GRIFFIN: (On cell phone) I’m meeting with a big “queen” named Jim Clyburn. GRIFFIN: (To Rep. Barney Frank) Have you ever been involved in a “thruple?” GRIFFIN: (to stranger in DC) Down with the Tea Party!

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What’s On: Mrs. Kathy Goes to Washington

Tonight, Kathy Griffin joins a rally in Washington urging the repeal of “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell,” and she’s not greeted with open arms by some of the bigger movers and shakers. It doesn’t help that she’s associating with the Human Rights Campaign, a group that’s garnered more skeptics than subscribers recently. Will Kathy make a dent on D.C., or will she be dismissed as a slightly more self-aware Salahi ?

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Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List Reality Check: ‘Moving the Merch’

I should’ve known the one episode of My Life on the D-List that Kathy Griffin devoted to her mother would be the season’s dud. In fact, how could it have succeeded? Kathy has reduced Maggie Griffin to a single Franzia joke since day one, allowing her the character breadth of a puppet theater headmistress. She’s stern, muumuu’d, and wine-woozy. That’s it. Adding cameos from Suze Orman and Lauren Conrad wasn’t going to change that, Kathleen. Time to persevere and engage the task at hand: scavenging last night’s episode for its most “real” and “fake” moments. Hopefully, we discover some probing emotional truths in this one-joke medley.

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Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List Reality Check: ‘Freezing My A-List Off’

Kathy Griffin’s D-List adventures took her “North to the Future” last night to Wasilla, Alaska, the quaint town that still gives Air Force Two pilots night terrors. In addition to signing a few books and helping pick a date for her assistant Tiffany, Kathy tracked down her former “lover” Levi Johnston and joined him on a recreational tour of his homeland. The whole trek was an exercise in meta-reality, but that doesn’t mean we can’t suss out its most “real” and “fake” moments. Bullsh*t bifocals ready, Griffindorks.

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Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List Reality Check: ‘Toddlers and Remodelers’

Kathy Griffin blurred “real” and “fake” again during last night’s D-List , this time in a novel way: She and her mother judged a toddler beauty contest, an event devoted to fake appearances and a Boulder-cold reality — all while awaiting real renovations on her fake “D-List” home. Get all that? The layers are worth their own op-ed, but it’s Movieline’s job to pick the most real and fake moments from last night’s episode. Strip down to your juniors bikini and sashay with us.

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Kathy Griffin Cracks About Wasilla & Crystal Meth, Fights w/ Mom Who Loves Palin, O’Reilly, FNC

Appearing as a guest on Tuesday’s The View on ABC to promote her show on Bravo! – Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D List – left-wing comedian Kathy Griffin took a shot at Sarah Palin by recalling her visit to Wasilla, Alaska – where Palin was once mayor – and by mocking the town by linking it to crystal meth: “I wanted to, you know, see what it’s really like because when Sarah Palin was telling us that she should run the whole country the way she runs Wasilla, I just had to go for myself. And if you like crystal meth, you’re gonna like Wasilla.” Griffin went on to admit that her mother – who sometimes takes part in her show on Bravo!, is a fan of Palin, Bill O’Reilly and Fox News. Griffin: “My mother, of course, loves her, and my mother loves Fox News and she loves Bill O’Reilly, and we get into big fights about it. She calls Bill O’Reilly her boyfriend because she’s crazy.” She then imitated her mother: “‘Stop being so hard on my boyfriend, Bill O’Reilly, Kathleen, for crying out loud. He’s Irish, for crying out loud.’ She loves Bill O’Reilly.” Below is a transcript of the relevant portion of the Tuesday, June 15, The View on ABC: KATHY GRIFFIN: I actually went to Wasilla, Alaska, because I played in Anchorage- KASSIE DEPAIVA, GUEST CO-HOST: Who lives there? GRIFFIN: My lover, Levi Johnston. Why? (AUDIENCE LAUGHTER) Are you suggesting that’s a relationship based on publicity? DEPAIVA: I’m not sure. I want you to tell me. GRIFFIN: All right, there’s a little age difference because, you know, he’s 19 and I’m 25 and a half. But, yes, I went to Wasilla, or “The Silla,” as he calls it, and I wanted to, you know, see what it’s really like because when Sarah Palin was telling us that she should run the whole country the way she runs Wasilla, I just had to go for myself. And if you like crystal meth, you’re gonna like Wasilla. … JOY BEHAR: I don’t think she likes you. GRIFFIN: I don’t think she’s a fan, although I did- DEPAIVA: You don’t know? Unlike your mother. GRIFFIN: You never know. She probably would like my mother. My mother, of course, loves her, and my mother loves Fox News and she loves Bill O’Reilly, and we get into big fights about it. She calls Bill O’Reilly her boyfriend because she’s crazy. (AUDIENCE LAUGHTER) SHERRI SHEPHERD: So, speaking of, when you say, going back to the Sarah Palin not liking you- GRIFFIN, IMITATING HER MOTHER: “Stop being so hard on my boyfriend, Bill O’Reilly, Kathleen, for crying out loud. He’s Irish, for crying out loud.” She loves Bill O’Reilly. BEHAR: Because he’s Irish. GRIFFIN: Yeah, but also she’s crazy.

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Kathy Griffin vs. Joan Rivers: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Kathy Griffin , Joan Rivers , Beauty Funny ladies Kathy Griffin and Joan Rivers worked it out at the same event in NYC on Monday. Question is … Read more

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The 10 Greatest Stand-Up Comedy Specials Ever

After previewing Kathy Griffin’s newest stand-up special a couple days ago, I wondered why the art of the stand-up special seems to have withered in an age where a simple one-liner can become the most popular video on the Internet. The best stand-up specials of all time remain compulsively consumable gems years later, well after Comedy Central stopped using them to pad its daily schedule. Movieline has compiled its 10 favorite specials after the jump with the hope of honoring a format that deserves to stay relevant forever. Banjos and mic stands ready!

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Late Night Highlights: Chris Rock Tells Jay He’s a ‘Bad Man’ for ConanGate and Kate Hudson Eats Dave’s Waffles

Just because Conan O’B rien has found a new television home does not mean that everyone has forgotten his Tonight Show plight. Take Chris Rock, who last night made his first few minutes with Jay Leno uncomfortable by calling him out for his crimes and insinuating that he may have had something to do with Kevin Eubanks’ mysterious departure. Click through for that segment, as well as the other highlights you missed last night while remembering Kathy Griffin’s days on the D-List .

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Late Night Highlights: Chris Rock Tells Jay He’s a ‘Bad Man’ for ConanGate and Kate Hudson Eats Dave’s Waffles