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Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel Half Naked of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if I have posted these pictures before. I don’t know when they are from. I just know they are of Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel, two girls who spend most of their professional life half naked whether in lingerie or bikinis, making identifying their work pretty hard since it is all the fucking same, but not the kind of same as when your wife always makes the same fucking thing for dinner, you know the kind of same that makes you hate something cuz you’ve had too much of it, this is the kind of same that is always amazing, no matter how often you sit it cuz they are fucking hot, so I figured I might as well post them even if I’ve posted these or similar pictures like these before, for what feels like the first time, cuz that’s just the level of quality this pussy has…it never gets played out, except maybe to their boyfriends and husbands, cuz bitches, when not in pictures, no matter how hot, tend to be annoying…

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Taylor Swift in a Weird Fucking Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have no idea what the fuck is going on in these pictures…I am confused. See I can tell this Taylor Swift is in a bikini, but it’s probably the weirdest, non-erotic bikini I have ever seen. You know the kind of bikini you’d expect your grandmother to wear to the pool in her condo building because she’s still young at heart, but old in body. Shit looks like a fucking girdle, you know like those SPANX shits moms wear to make their pussy gunt look less bloated, and I guess the only explanation is that Taylor Swift has her period…or that she’s just sloppy as fuck disguised in a long and lean body…something we used to call SLIMFATS and I guess it really shouldn’t matter, cuz bikini or high waisted bikini or not…Taylor Swift has about as much sex appeal as 3 days old horse shit, which I guess is okay by her, cuz it keeps her country, and that’s the market she’s trying to appeal to…..but not okay to people who fuck horse shit, cuz you want to get it while it’s still warm and most, otherwise it just crumbles apart…. To See The Pictures Follow This Link GO

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Amanda Seyfried Sticks to Beastiality of the Day

Posted on June 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know how I feel about Amanda Seyfried but I am pretty sure she freaks me out a little. She’s inconsistent in her career, which was something I liked cuz it involved her getting naked in some lesbian movie while doing shitty teen movies at the same time, but whenever I see pictures of her or hear her in interviews, I get weirded out. She’s sloppy and looks like she doesn’t wash her pussy and is always with fucking dogs…It’s like they are the only creatures that she can interract with like the weird lady I run into everyday when walking my stupid dog…and I think she gets a little too involved and takes that shit to the next level by smearing peanut butter…if you know what I mean…You see I have seen and met dog people…but she’s on a whole other level of dog people…you know the kind who let their dogs do things no one ever finds out about because dogs can’t speak people…it’s probably some kind of mental disorder like autism and I wouldn’t mind getting to the bottom of…starting at her pussy…with my tongue…. Here are a couple of pictures of her from the other day without her dogs…but it is safe to assume that she’s talking to her dog on her cellular and he’s not giving her the barks she was hoping for…. Pics via Fame

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Candace Rae for Ralph Magazine of the Day

Posted on April 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candace is my Twitter friend. She used to work for a company that really ripped me off for a lot of money called Savvy.com….now she works for herself getting naked in Playboy and pretty much anywhere she can. Here she is half naked in Ralph magazine, now I rarely post glamour shots from shitty magazines, especially when they are Australian bullshit, but I figure she works hard at getting opportunities to get naked and any girl who puts that much effort in getting to show off her body deserves to get noticed….especially when they are redheads, but the good kind of redhead that Archie used to freak out over, you know the kind that doesn’t give little kids nightmares or have red pussies that contrast against their pale skin hard enough to make me gag…and a hot redhead I want to fuck is always a rare find…. So here is Candace to start up my lazy tuesday…Here is her Trendmill Profile

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Jon and Kate Plus Tits of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess you’d expect a mother of 8 kids to have ridiculous tits from all the milk she produced like the cow that she is, you know the kind of tits, that the right bra could scoop up and squeeze into something a little appealing to look at, but for the first few times I saw the show that made them rich household names, I thought she was a man…then I realized the kids called her mom so figured she was the pregnant man I saw on Oprah and really, the whole thing just confused the fuck out of me….but I guess all it takes is for a girl to grow out her lesbian haircut and put on a push-up bra to make me forget how stretched out her pussy must be, not that I think she’s hot, but at least I’m not thinking about her scrotum lookin’ vagina for a change…. Pics via Fame

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Lady Gaga’s Cummed Up Face at Some Event of the Day

Posted on February 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As an HIV Positive man, Lady Gaga takes AIDS charities pretty fucking seriously. So seriously that she decided to do an “Artist” rendition of what I guess is either AIDS Lesions, or taking it on your face instead of taking it in your asshole, as it may still give you AIDS but it is a hell of a lot more fun and maybe even less risky…or maybe she’s just trying to get every motherfucker turned off enough to never have sex again by walking around in fucking panties and the only question this really brings up to me is: Why don’t these parties and events have dress-codes for the celebrities who attend, cuz I know if I showed up half naked covered in cum, they’d probably escort me out, even if I had fucking tickets….I guess life is unfair…. Some Other Bitches at the Amfar event dressed slutty, cuz I guess AIDS makes bitches wet, ready and willing to give all the HIV positive men something to jerk off to cuz they aren’t gonna give it up, or maybe they are AIDS fetishist, you know the kind of weirdo who fantasizes about sleeping with an HIV positive man, and really who cares…. Doutzen Kroes Titty The Bitch from Alien and Avatar with the stupid name in a See Thru Eliza Dushku Inter-Racial Couple Representing by Reenacting the Africa HIV Pandemic… Some other bitch showing off bra…. Pics via Fame

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Sophie Reade and Her Friends Look Interesting of the Day

Posted on February 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Sophie Reade. I’ve never heard of her because I don’t live in the UK and even if I did I probably wouldn’t know her because she’s just that useless, but she’s obviously one of those tacky bottom feeding glamour models who isn’t hot, but compared to the toothless, grey skinned, miners and chimney sweepers that populate the country, she’s been on Big Brother, she looks like the UK version of Jersey shore club kids with cheap hair dye, trashy slutty clothes, who like getting wasted and who don’t put out unless you’re juiced on roids, because I guess they like to keep their strain of herpes amongst themselves….and there is nothing hot about these pics, but there is a whole lot of laughs. I need to hire these bitches to work my birthday party like a bunch of clowns they clearly are

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Holly Madison is Vegas Trash Showing Off Tit of the Day

Posted on February 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Holly Madison looks like Vegas trash, you know the kind of small town girl who leaves their farm life to make it big by ending up in the hospitality industry in Vegas because there’s more opportunity than their small town for bleach blond rednecks in Vegas as you can never have too many strippers or hookers…and because Vegas is just the “Greatest place on earth”… She looks like the kind of girl who like the floods of white trash, who confuses the generic bootleg Disney version of high class and 5-star as actual high class and 5 star, because anyone who has been to Vegas, knows Vegas is a fucking joke designed to make a couple Casino owners billions of dollars off a whole lot of morons….smoke and mirrors just like Madison’s sex appeal…Vegas was her fucking destiny, she just accidentally went a different route…. I can’t imagine that people actually care about Holly Madison or her cleavage since she’s an ex Playboy chick in her 30s, who has already been seen naked a lot and is pretty much faded and expired by now, and I guess that’s why I am posting this, because giving you what you want is just too easy and not very rewarding or satisfying for me.

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Taylor Momsen’s a Fucking Wreck with a Perfume Line of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Looks like Taylor Momsen’s too popular for her own good and now she’s been given her own perfume, and based on the condition of her teenage whore pussy, at least that’s what she wants us to think about her, because she’s cheesy as fuck like that, and I like to believe that there’s no way she’s doesn’t use that thing like a pair of shoes you’d pick up at the Salvation Army, you know the kind of fuckin’ perfume you want wash off as soon as you put it on becuase it smells like cum, shit and dirty panties….which I guess means it’ll be huge in Germany…I don’t know what I am talking about I just know this post is pretty fucking obvious….but really what the fuck do you expect…just look at the pics….and shut the fuck up…. Pics via Fame

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Victoria Silvstedt’s Rocking Old Lady Body in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I get a lot of hate mail suprisingly about Victoria Silvstedt because you’d think she’d be hardly known by now, a decade after her stint as a Playboy centerfold, but commited virgins prove yet again that they can never get over that obsession with that one girl, like they are monogamous fantasizers, whether it is someone from High School or a blue person in Avatar, they take their love seriously and they get offended that someone doesn’t see the vision of beauty they see everytime they look at their chosen whore, so they make it their personal plight to fight for her honor, even though she doesn’t know they exist and either do people they went to high school, cuz they are just that memorable.

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