Just get fawking divorced already and move on with your lives! SMH According to TMZ reports : Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are both willing to end their marriage with an annulment, but each is insisting that the other confess to fraud — and that’s what is holding up their settlement. Sources connected to the former couple tell TMZ … Kim would be happy to annul the marriage, if Kris will admit he defrauded her by promising to live with her in Hollywood and then demanding that she move to Minnesota — something we told you about last October. As we first reported, Kris wants Kim to admit fraud — that she never had any intention of making this a real marriage … something Kim has adamantly denied. We’re told Kim will open the vault and spend anything it takes to win this case if Kris insists that she confesses fraud. As for money … we’ve already told you Kris is demanding $7 million from Kim — something Kim thinks is absurd since he MADE money off the wedding and the reality show PLUS they have a prenup which gives Kris a big fat zero. This divorce has turned in to a “who’s is bigger” contest. At this point both Kim and Kris look crazy and need to just get this over with once and for all! Images via WENN More On Bossip! Underrated Cakes: The Ladies With The Backs You Might’ve Mistakenly Missed Out On! Forbidden Fruit: A List Of Celebrities Who Were Spotted Playing Freaky Kissy Face With Family Members Nicki Minaj Flossin’ Her Cakes In A Pink ‘Kini On The Beaches Of Hawaii For New Music Video Solange Knowles Keeps Her Natural Hair, Vintage, Hippy, Hella Colorful Steez Alive On The Cover Of Time Out New York Magazine
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are engaged in a game of He Said/She Said/Nobody Cares. According to reports, the Nets rebounding machine is asking for $7 million in order to agree to a quickie divorce… or else he’ll take the reality star to court and do all he can to expose their marriage as a money-making scam. But those in Kim’s camp believe the request and the entire complaint is absurd, considering Humphries also cashed in on the wedding , earning a cool million bucks for the selling of photos, along with over $250,000 for each Keeping Up with the Kardashians appearance. Where is all that money now? In a joint account he’s never touched, Kris says. In his own account he most certainly HAS touched, Kardashian says. For now, the joint account that was actually shared by the couple is being frozen by a judge until the mess is sorted out. Who will be the winner in this legal battle? Most certainly not the public, that much we know.
Snoop Dogg may have given Kris Humphries the best advice anyone has given since the NBA baller met Kim Kardashian ! Snoop, who has been married for several years, put it very simply in a very unique Snoop way: “You dumb a** n***a, you shouldn’t have tried to wife the b***h man, she’s not that type of a h**!” Do you agree? WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT RELATED: Watch Kim Kardashian End Her Marriage [VIDEO] Snoop Dogg Arrested! Kris Humphries: “Kim Planned My Wedding Proposal” Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa Go To “High School” With DJ Drama [EXCLUSIVE] Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Speaking Again Kim Kardashian Throwing Shots Back At Amber Rose?
Did you hear that Kris Humphries is single? It’s true. He split from some woman named Kim Kardashian after just 72 days of marriage. Wait… what? It was 72 days?!? How is that possible?!? Anyway. The point remains the same: Humphries is a bachelor once again and has finally redecorated his house to reflect that fact. “Remodeling my place felt great,” the Nets power forward tells the latest issue of Life & Style . “It was the perfect way to kick off the season and have a fresh start.” Kris was assisted in the process by Jason Cameron and Tony Siragusa, the stars of DIY Network’s Man Caves , with the former saying Humphries desired a “cool, modern space” in his basement.
With rumors swirling that Kim Kardashian simply staged a conversation with her mother on a recent episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York – one in which she bad mouths ex-husband Kris Humphries – a new report claims the reality star similarly contrived the proposal that led to this pair’s 72-day union. We’ll give you a moment to process that truly startling allegation. Kris Humphries Proposal Prep An anonymous friend of Kris’ tells Radar Online that the basketball player wanted to pop the question in Minnesota. Alas, Kim gave him no say in the matter. “Kim told Kris how, where and when to propose, it was absolutely no surprise to her whatsoever,” this insider claims . Humphries reportedly is considering a lawsuit based on the ways E! and the Kardashians have edited their show to make him look like a dufus. In this case, the mole says producers forced Kris to propose during the daylight and that Kim was in “full hair and make-up” when it went down. “Kris wanted it to be very intimate and romantic, but all of his ideas were shot down by production officials and Kim.”
Sunday on Kourtney & Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian finally has hubs Kris Humphries living with her in the city … but decides she has more fun when he’s not. Foreshadowing, anyone? Kim, Kourtney and Mason drove on up Connecticut to “escape the paparazzi,” leaving Scott Disick and Kris to their own scripted devices. How did that play out? Find out in our weekly rekap, THG style! Kim and Kourt checking out Mystic, Conn., aquarium with Mason. Nice place. Plus 20 . Kris has been offered “some quick cash” to head up to Toronto and make a club appearance, so off he goes. Kim would be so proud/jealous. Plus 15 . Scott decides to join, saying, “I may go just to prove a point that I’m not whipped.” Dude, the same girl let you knock her up twice with no ring. You’re good. Plus 25 . “I may go just to prove a point that I’m not whipped,” Scott warns Kris, who’s having his photo taken with lots of girls … on a REALITY SHOW. Minus 50 . “Humphries really doesn’t need girls taking pictures with him. So whatever I could do to help out, I will to some extent,” says Scott, ever the altruist. Plus 12 . Kim finds out where they are via Twitter, where someone says, “It’s crazy up in here, Scott Disick and Kris Humphries just walked in.” E! writer, probably. Plus 9 . Even Mason says that’s bad. Plus 6 . Scott, after getting his fade on, can’t wait to use the men’s room and relieves himself in a garbage can. The man is the epitome of class. Plus 14 . Dun-dun-dun! Back in NY: “How would you feel if I went out of the country to work and didn’t tell you?” asks Kim. Trick question: He could just read her Twitter! Minus 8 . “Part of me is not used to being married yet.” – Kris. Don’t get too used to it! Minus 15 . “I went because Kris was going and he asked me to go and I was here alone. You were gone. I was lonely,” explains Scott, slightly more convincingly. Plus 5 . Just like that, Kim’s off to Dubai for “work.” Kris is aware of the trip, but not invited. Her real life partner, Kris Jenner, will be there instead. Minus 10 . Lucky for Kris, Khloe’s in town and hoping to connect with him. At least that’s what the producers told her when they flew her out. Minus 10 more . Kourtney’s number of sexual partners remains a mystery. What a tease. Minus 5 . “Everything in Dubai is so stunning,” says Kimm as she gets escorted into a luxury suite at the Atlantis. “I’m so excited to be here.” No one cares. Minus 30 . Kim gets an A-list star welcoming at the Millions of Milkshakes store opening. People are hanging off the rafters just to see her. So, so sad. Minus 70 . “This is just a pretty special moment.” – Kim. Anything in which she gets attention and money qualifies. Sadly, marriage does not apply. Minus 100 . “I feel like I’m back to myself and I’m really enjoying this feeling.” – Kim Kardashian . You know what they say about that one-month itch … Minus 150 . Things aren’t much better at home. “We really want to get to know Hump, but he’s acting like he’s miserable,” Khloe laments. Wonder why. Minus 40 . “There’s something in my relationship that I feel isn’t right. I’m learning a lot of things about him that I didn’t really know before. And married life isn’t what I thought it would be with him.” – Kim. Why rush to get married then? Minus 500 . “It’s not normal to feel like you don’t want to go home to your brand-new husband. Your dad and I were obsessed with each other.” – Kris. First honest, heartfelt moment of the entire episode closes out the night with a Plus 250 . EPISODE TOTAL: -632. SEASON TOTAL: -3,801.
Get your beach freak on! Even though the rest of the country is stuck in annoying cold weather and huge jackets, these celebrities get to take vacations to warmer weather. The good thing for us? We get to look at their lovely cakes and sometimes they even get close and personal with their significant others! We’ll take it.
So the latest in Kardashian/Humphries divorce drama news is that Kris has been reportedly smashing Dollicia Bryan’s cakes to smithereens in a revenge attempt to get back at Kim. Why would Kim care? The tabs say Dollicia also dealt with Reggie Bush so it’s a sore spot for Kim. Wamp Wamp. Whatever. Here’s the details: Kris Humphries may be keeping quiet about his quickie divorce from Kim Kardashian, but his actions are speaking far louder than words ever could. According to a new report from Star , Kris had his people set him up on a date with Kim’s look-alike, model Dollicia Bryan! “Kim hates Dollicia, because she was rumored to have hooked up with Reggie Bush while Kim was dating him,” a source tells the mag. According to the source, Kris “knew that they’d be photographed, and Kim would be furious. … Kim sees her as a threat.” But Kim’s alleged feud with Dollicia goes beyond fighting over men. Dollicia even has a connection to Kim’s little brother Rob Kardashian! “Rob was totally head over heels for [Dollicia],” the source says. Rob reportedly dated the model earlier this year, and even “invited her to Kim’s wedding!” But it doesn’t sound like things are getting too serious between Kris and Dollicia. He was spotted at NYC’s Beauty & Essex this week by one of the mag’s spies — and he was “flirting with three girls who looked a lot like Kim!” It is pretty scuzzy to date your ex-wives’ brother’s date to your wedding, but we doubt this is even true. And wasn’t Dollicia dating Darren Sharper last year — NOT Reggie Bush??? Please… This ish is just a hot mess. But really Kris, Kim’s little brother’s sloppy seconds? SMH. More On Bossip! Silver Spoon Swag: Stars That Were Born Rich Already! Sneaky Geniuses: Stars That Are Wayyyyy Smarter Than They Look Gone Home To Glory: The Notable Names That Passed Away In 2011 Part 1 X-Rated Bangers: The Hottest Black Adult Movie Stars In The Biz…Would You Wife Any Of Them?
Kris Humphries and the New Jersey Nets made their home debut against the Atlanta Hawks last night, and Kim Kardashian’s ex was greeted with loud applause from the sellout crowd. But he and his teammates gave the crowd little to cheer about after the opening buzzer. The Hawks blew the Nets off the floor, winning by a final of 106-70 – quite the contrast for New Jersey from the night before – and holding last year’s fifth-leading NBA rebounder to just six boards. Granted, he sat out most of the second half. Kris Humphries, Nets Crushed by Hawks Through two games, Humphries’ stats look like this:
