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Ellen Pompeo’s Mom Ass in Spandex of the Day

I never found Ellen Pompeo hot, but in my defense, I’ve never found most of the girls I’ve actually had sex with hot, but I still had sex with them, and I’m just posting pictures of this hag, and not even buying her drinks with a guilty conscious knowing that after I cum, I’ll have to tell her a fake name and give her a fake number so that she doesn’t call me back, not because I’m all that impressive in any way, but that they are just that fucking desperate and ugly…. The nice thing about checking out girls is that that don’t have to look good or be hot, they just have to be wearing tight enough clothes and be willing to show the world their milk filled tits or spandex wearing ass, as she spends her days trying to get her body back to where it was before getting knocked up, as her career depends on it….and I like to think she’s doing an okay job…but like the mom’s I check out on the street leaving Yoga class in tight bike shorts, I have no idea what her body looked like before she got pregnant, I just know her pussy was a hell of a lot less stretched out and damaged, since she wasn’t worth lookin’ at then, and maybe she’s not even worth lookin at now, but I’m posting the pics anyway. Pics via Bauer

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Ellen Pompeo’s Mom Ass in Spandex of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s Killer Purple Curves

I want to make a joke about Kim Kardashian looking a hell of a lot like Grimace from McDonald’s , but her sexy curves have distracted me. I know I make fun of her big ass a lot, but I really just want to hold it in my arms, curl up on the couch with it and watch a Property Virgins marathon on HGTV . Is that too much to ask for?

Lindsay Lohan’s Sweet Leather Tights

Lindsay Lohan is still in Europe doing what the Europeans do best, wearing leather pants and looking bitchy. Here she is out it France somewhere prancing around town in her tight little leather leggings and jacket looking like she owns the place. Who’s paying for this trip? She’s been there for like a month, she has no money coming in, something’s up. I bet there’s a rich old dude somewhere pulling the strings. Bastard.

Emily Blunt’s Ass in Her Leggings of the Day

I have no idea who Emily Blunt is. I know I’ve heard her name before but I am pretty sure I’ve never seen her in anything and not because I don’t watch movies or TV, but because according to her IMDB, she’s pretty much not even considered an actress and might as well be a fucking extra or the bitch that works for the caterer on set….or just some random bitch running errands who the paparazzi is confusing as someone important enough to take pictures of becuase her pants are jacked up her pussy like the Asian fitness girl I saw earlier today and that was far more exciting than these pictures because her pussy looked so small and inviting in those leggings, while this bitch just looks like some kind of primate…. Pics via Fame

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Kim Kardashian Gives Us Another View

Now that Jennifer Love Hewitt has managed to draw some attention off of her fat ass and onto her sweet cleavage , the only thing Kim Kardashian can do is fight fire with fire. In this case fire being boobs. Here she is out doing her best to compete by giving us a decent peek at her unimpressed cleavage. I like Kim, and she’s been giving us some good shots of her front meat lately, but I think Jennifer wins this one pants hands down. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Does Paris France

Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt touched down in Paris looking sharp. PHil was decked out in leather leggings, a sequin tank and a fur coat (hopefully faux).

Dude Looks Like A Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is an attractive young lady, I don’t know why she felt the need to wear so much make up. She looks like a man in drag, a very convincing man in drag, but still.

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Dina Lohan’s Stained Leggings of the Day

If there’s one thing I know about the Lohan’s it is that they are well versed with stains, whether those stains are the Lohans on the entertainment industry, or the stains all over their clothes in order to become and remain the stain on the entertainment industry, seriously a lot of dick sucking and cumshots were taken to get them where they are today, the only problem is they need a hell of a lot more than Tide with Bleach to get rid of them, seriously, 90 percent of the coke these bitches have been huffing has been cut with detergent and they are still fucking standing….so seeing Lohan momma with dirty leggings she’s wearing cuz she’s competitive and trying to be hotter than her 15 year old daughter by dressing like her and humiliating herself in the process, something the family seems good at… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kim Kardashian’s Pillow Almost Falls Out

There’s really nothing special about these pictures of Kim Kardashian at the airport, but one of her boobs is trying to make a break for it so that’s better than nothing. Personally I would have preferred to see the huge carry on luggage she’s packing in those jeans, but I wasn’t there to take the pictures. I bet that ass is considered oversized luggage.

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Katy Perry’s Shitty Ass in a Shitty Outfit of the Day

Russell Brand proposing to Katy Perry after dating for only a few months makes total sense to me, you know because he’s a fag and actually loves cock and she’s got the ass and the same taste in shoes someone with a cock. The only thing this waste of space twat has going for her is her tits and maybe the fact that she’s got HIV thanks to Russell Brand’s history of sharing needles, unfortunately for us though, he was just pretending to be a heroin addict for the book that made him famous in the UK that eventually made him famous here, it was satire which is code for bullshit, so unfortunately we’ll have to cross our fingers and hope a plane crashes into the multi-million dollar mansion they don’t deserve because they are hacks, but at least she’ looks like a clown, cuz every shitty kids party is more fun with a shitty clown…

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