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Stella Maxwell for David Bellemere and Marie Claire of the Day

Here’s a month old video from a one month old PHOTOSHOOT for Marie Claire by one of the more interesting photographers who started out with nudes now he’s here, David Bellemere…. I figure all this shit is the fucking same, it all overlaps, like Miley Cyrus’ vagina lips on Stella Maxwells face, because like Anne Heche, there’s nothing like a superstar lesbian relationship, even if expected in a world that doesn’t care if you’re a lesbian, to secure that Victoria’s Secret contract that they did… So old hustle, for old news, solid. Here’s Miley doing a little pussy eating demo with avacado.. The post Stella Maxwell for David Bellemere and Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Aliana Lohan Promotes Demin of the Day

Aliana Lohan is Lindsay Lohan’s hipster-ish sister, who used to go by the name Ali, but I guess is older and more mature in her life living in the shadow of her sister Lindsay Lohan, who even when doing her own music and modeling, is still just Lindsay Lohan’s sister, even when Lohan has faded into absurdity/obscurity, Aliana will always just be Lindsay Lohan’s sister…who only exists because their parents whored out her older sister, which I guess is better than being the one who was whored out by your parents, it’s a little less damaging on your soul, you can live a semi-normal life, and you can be seen as the cool girl with the famous chick sister, without being the one raped and pillaged, and even you can jump on board and pull money, and pull contacts, and make moves using her sister without being her sister…solid deal… Too bad the pics are shit…That said, Fuck the Lohans The post Aliana Lohan Promotes Demin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dina Lohan Threatens Lawsuit Against Lindsay-Inspired Film

That was quick . Just one day after it was reported that model/socialite Lydia Hearst would star as a Lindsay Lohan-like actress in Dogs in Pocketbooks comes word that Lindsay’s mother is prepping a lawsuit. “[ Dogs ] is definitely based on Lindsay’s likeness,” said Dina Lohan. “We have a very strong case. It’s shadowing E*TRADE.” The brokerage firm was sued by the Lohans after they aired a commercial featuring a baby Lindsay. For her part, Hearst is backing slowly away from this never-happening indie. “As for any theatrical roles I am currently filming Two Jacks directed by Bernard Rose,” she wrote on Twitter. “My next project is Catwalk by Tony Hickox. At this time I am not officially signed onto any other projects.” [ Daily Intel ]

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Lydia Hearst to Portray Lindsay Lohan-Like Character in New Movie

Lydia Hearst has landed her dream role, assuming this aspiring actress has fantasized about drugs, denial, promiscuity and multiple court dates. In the upcoming movie Dogs in Pocketbooks , the publishing company heiress will portray “a bratty movie goddess in and out of rehab, in trouble with the law, and hounded by greedy agents, predatory paparazzi, off-the-wall stalkers and crazed media,” according to screenwriter Charles Casillo. Sound familiar? Casillo freely admits this role is “based on Lindsay Lohan.” What qualifies Hearst to take on Lindsay? Well… she’s posed naked for GQ , spent time as a fake lesbian , and dated a total loser . It’s like she’s been training her whole life for this part! As you might expect, the Lohans aren’t taking this news silently. Family lawyer Stephanie Ovadia says producers are “using [Lindsay’s] likeness without her being compensated. Not only that but they are advertising the fact that they are using her likeness.” Warns Dina Lohan: “Anyone bringing negativity will be dealt with accordingly.”

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Michael Lohan to Dina: You’ve Got Two Weeks!

Michael Lohan swears he’ll pipe down for the next two weeks … provided his dysfunctional ex-wife gets her act in that time, otherwise it is SO on again. Issuing a deadline to Dina Lohan – giving her over two weeks to sit down and talk about Lindsay and Ali Lohan – Mike promises to STFU for the moment. After that, though, he will drag N.Y. State into the War of the Lohans . He and Dina will meet face-to-face on May 13 for a deposition in their child support battle, and that’s when he wants to talk about 16-year-old Ali Lohan. Specifically, Michael has issues with the fact that she’s living in L.A. with Lindsay … who’s appeared less than stable lately. That’s putting it kindly, too. Michael Lohan is doing all living things a favor and offering to shut up ’til May 13. That’s when he’s threatening to bring the state into his escalating family drama . Michael says if Dina Lohan dodges the conversation that day, he will quickly get Child Protective Services of New York State involved in the ugly situation. Presumably the agency has jurisdiction since Ali’s address is still in N.Y.? Michael struck out attempting to raid her house and free Ali in L.A. last week. Michael claims he’ll be quiet until the “deadline.” No word if his self-imposed gag order means only interviews or also includes a moratorium on Tweets about Lindsay being HIV positive . One can hope.

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Michael Lohan: Dina Has 2 Weeks To Talk

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Michael Lohan , Dina Lohan , Ali Lohan Michael Lohan ‘s issuing a deadline to his ex-wife Dina Lohan — giving her just over two weeks to sit down and talk about Lindsay and Ali — before he drags New York State into the war of the Lohans. Michael tells TMZ he and Dina will meet face-to-face… Read more

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Dina Lohan’s Stained Leggings of the Day

If there’s one thing I know about the Lohan’s it is that they are well versed with stains, whether those stains are the Lohans on the entertainment industry, or the stains all over their clothes in order to become and remain the stain on the entertainment industry, seriously a lot of dick sucking and cumshots were taken to get them where they are today, the only problem is they need a hell of a lot more than Tide with Bleach to get rid of them, seriously, 90 percent of the coke these bitches have been huffing has been cut with detergent and they are still fucking standing….so seeing Lohan momma with dirty leggings she’s wearing cuz she’s competitive and trying to be hotter than her 15 year old daughter by dressing like her and humiliating herself in the process, something the family seems good at… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Caught! Leighton Meester Can’t Get ‘Em Up

Leighton Meester, performing and hosting the Y-100 Jingle Ball in Miami over the weekend.

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Lindsay Lohan On Best Behavior, but About Her Dad…

It was a good news-bad news day for the Lohans. While Lindsay Lohan got a gold star from a Los Angeles judge simply for behaving herself, father Michael had no such luck, spending some…

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