Andreea Diaconu is from Romania…and unlike the women I know from Romania…she does not seem to be 300 pounds or with moustache…but instead she seems tall as fuck, skinny as fuck, and rocking legs as fuck…that I want to fuck…because fuck… She’s been in a bunch of campaigns, she started modeling in her Eastern European home at the age 11….the story on her wikipedia is that she decided to model because it could make her money to pursue her dream…karate…what the fuck kind of story is that….I figure one programmed by the human trafficker who old her to America when she was 20… Either way, this shoot’s whatever, it’s for Vogue…but as someone who loves legs…here’s some legs… The post Andreea Diaconu Legs for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shape Magazine is usually a magazine that features girls who aren’t actually in shape, in a studio setting, that they photoshop to shit…in efforts to make them look like they are in shape…because if they didn’t do that…and if you saw how out of shape most of the people they feature are…it would be pretty hard to call yourself shape…especially because the out of shape famous people sell magazines in an era when nothing sells magazines… As a reference point…Shape has had Oprah on the cover… Oh fuck…this is SELF Magazine…forget everything I just wrote…and remember that Rosie Huntington-Whitely is not Oprah…and she is amazing..while Sailing…or while posing in lingerie…or while naked for fashion editorials…or while starring in Michael Bay movies that require no real talent…She’s one of my favorites…and I’m not even a bald dude into girls who have dated bald dudes…because they give me hope…I just like her look…especially while pulling that sail between her legs..what a slut.. The post Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Self of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think I already posted these pictures of Charlize Theron for W Magazine last week, but I could be wrong, I just see them all over the internet and figure there’s no way I was first to the draw on this shit, even though I am the first to the draw on most shit, except women, I always get sloppy seconds, or sloppy thirds…depending what time of day I call them… Which brings up an interesting point, Charlize Theron could have been a street hooker, I mean one of the hottest of street hookers, who probably would have been more of a sugar baby, or escort, in an era when sugar babies and escorts were less public…because when she was discovered by a film executive, she had already done Playboy, was already out of money, and pretty much on her last legs of staying in California… It could have easily been a pimp that met her in that bank that day she got recruited…and if it was…she’d probably be dead in a gutter somewhere, so I guess it worked out nicely for her… Unless dating Sean Penn is like being dead in the gutter…who knows… The post Charlize Theron Amazing for W Magazines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
FEMEN Protest Bus Driver Knocks Out Passenger Movie Theater Fight Man Feeds His Leech Old Man Driving his Pipe The Hood Catches a Guy Who Robbed an Old Lady Boyfriend Accuses Woman of SLeeping With the Wu Tang Clan Robert Pattison dancing at Coachella High School Girl Fight Japanese Old Man VS Fireworks Woman Gets Stripped for Sleeping With Another Woman’s Husband The post Topless Woman Talks About her Mastectomy…and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Izabel Goulart is a model…and in being a model…she has legs..but not just any legs…fucking amazing legs….otherswise she would be an amputee and that would be a whole other kind of modeling…you know her campaigns would solely be based on being inclusive with a little level of controversy so people talk about the brand….you know being the company that uses legless models…kinda like a lot of brands are doing now with fat chicsk….or as the industry calls them “plus sized”…which in and of itself is the equivalent of calling a bitch fat…it’s like “I’m not small penised, or dickless, or pathetic…I’m a man with female-like genitals”…one day…maybe society will be more authentic…and call shit for what it is.. Like I call Izabel a tranny face, who generates buzz with workout porn, who rocks an insane model body, that is almost unnatural to look at…but still amazing to look at…right… The post Izabel Goulart’s Got Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Izabel Goulart is a model…and in being a model…she has legs..but not just any legs…fucking amazing legs….otherswise she would be an amputee and that would be a whole other kind of modeling…you know her campaigns would solely be based on being inclusive with a little level of controversy so people talk about the brand….you know being the company that uses legless models…kinda like a lot of brands are doing now with fat chicsk….or as the industry calls them “plus sized”…which in and of itself is the equivalent of calling a bitch fat…it’s like “I’m not small penised, or dickless, or pathetic…I’m a man with female-like genitals”…one day…maybe society will be more authentic…and call shit for what it is.. Like I call Izabel a tranny face, who generates buzz with workout porn, who rocks an insane model body, that is almost unnatural to look at…but still amazing to look at…right… The post Izabel Goulart’s Got Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you hadn’t heard, Coachella’s started up again, which means get ready to see all your favorite hotties pretending to dress up like a dirty hippies. So even if Bella Thorne here wasn’t 17 and eating a watermelon like she’s part of some undercover sting operation, I’d still tell you perverts to move it along. There’s nothing to see here except for a bunch of unwashed fake hipsters. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
I love getting new pictures of Kendall Jenner almost as much as I hate all the fake hipsters at Coachella, so I’m going to do my best to focus on the positives here and ignore the rest of these idiots. So enjoy these shots of Kendall and her hot friends at the fest (and no, I’m not talking about the dude on her right, you weirdos). » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Jo Gilchrist, stricken by an infection contracted from a makeup brush, of all things, is reportedly paralyzed and told she may never walk again as a result. The Australian mother, 27, began feeling pain in her back in February, and soon lost all feeling in her lower body and legs and had to undergo emergency surgery. Doctors found that the partial paralysis was caused by a type of staph infection that is resistant to drugs, most likely contracted from the brush she borrowed. Gilchrist’s friend reportedly had a staph infection on her face, and it spread. “It started as a dull ache and I thought it was my bad posture,” Jo said. “But it got worse and worse and got to the point I had to call one of those doctors who come to you because I couldn’t get out of bed,” she recalled. “I rate the pain worse than childbirth; I literally thought I was going to die.” According to CDC, research about 30 percent of people with staph infections carry it in their noses, with most of these cases not resulting in infection. However, those that do cause infection can be extremely serious, even fatal. Doctors originally said Gilchrist might never walk again, however, she has been making incredible strides with physical therapy and intensive treatment. Last week, she posted a Facebook video of herself standing up and taking a couple of steps. Suffice it to say, she’s not giving up and going all out. “It’s been the hardest struggle I’ve ever faced” she wrote. “I have fought with everything I have to lead to this.” Even harder than the effort her recovery takes is being apart from son Tommy, 2, while she receives treatment at the Princess Alexandra Hospital Home. “I have pictures of him and his drawings all over the walls and I look at them every day,” she said, and holds out hope that she can return to normal someday. We wish Jo and her family nothing but the best. View Slideshow: Strange But True News Hall of Fame
Snooki has made us question an awful lot about her life ever since MTV introduced the pint-size star into our lives oh so many years ago. Remember that time she gifted JWOWW with a vagina baby shower cake ? Or the time she could barely stand up straight after a night at the bar? No, not that time. The other time. No, the other time! Now, for reasons that defy comprehension, Snooki has made it her life goal to look just like Kylie Jenner , at least in one department: the lips. For the second time in a few weeks, Snooki shared an Instagram photo with followers that features her rocking some plump lips, making no secret about her goal via a caption that reads: “Tried the liner on the lips! Do I have Kylie Jenner lips yet?!” Yes? We guess? The better question is this: Why would anyone want Kylie Jenner lips ? The young reality star has insisted she’s never undergone plastic surgery and that she simply relies on her favorite brand of lip liner to get her unique look. Which is fine. Cool. Whatever. We don’t care. All we know is that Snooki looks very odd in this picture and we’re not sure why anyone would strive for Kylie’s lips these days. 25 Self(ie)-Obsessed Celebrities 25. Ashley Benson View Photo Ashley Benson’s kiss-face selfie is just a tribute to her fans, right? 24. Ariana Grande View Photo One of the many uses of the celebrity selfie? Showing off tattoos like Ariana Grande does here. 23. Victoria Justice Victoria Justice comes in at #25. She swears she found these shorts at the flea market. 22. LeBron James NBA all-star LeBron James would like you all to drink more Sprite while he finishes taking a selfie. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Vanessa Hudgens View Photo Vanessa Hudgens is a fan of using the selfie to show off her many hairstyles. 20. Kevin Durant Is Kevin Durant using a mirror to take this selfie? What is happening here? 19. Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi View Photo Snooki routinely used selfies to show her amazing fitness and weight loss progress. 18. Kourtney Kardashian View Photo Kourtney Kardashian is the first Kardashian member to enter the list, but she definitely won’t be the last. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Tyra Banks View Photo Tyra Banks is a fan of the selfie, but as a top model, can we expect anything less? 16. LaLa Vasquez LaLa Vasquez used this selfie to thank the stylists and makeup artists who dressed her, giving them shout-outs on Instagram. 15. Jenna Marbles YouTube sensation Jenna Marbles uses Instagram to post selfies and pictures of her dog. 14. Kris Jenner View Photo Kris Jenner’s selfies prove she’s trying WAY too hard to hold on to her youth. Way. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Ciara View Photo Ciara showed off her baby bump via selfie! 12. Wiz Khalifa View Photo This Wiz Khalifa jail selfie prompted an investigation into how he was even able to take and share the photo in the first place. 11. Draya Michelle Draya Michelle is the first swimsuit selfie to enter this countdown! 10. Shay Mitchell Anyone want to place bets on whether Shay Mitchell really drank this smoothie in her selfie? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kat Von D Kat Von D is a fan of: tattoos, nearly nude photos, and selfies. 8. Khloe Kardashian View Photo Aye aye, Captain Khloe Kardashian! 7. Rihanna Rihanna is a fan of selfies–and clothes–that show off her body. 6. Justin Bieber View Photo Justin Bieber is a repeat selfie abuser. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Austin Mahone View Photo Austin Mahone used one of his many selfies to let his fans know when he was in the hospital. 4. Kim Kardashian View Photo Even Kim Kardashian’s workout selfies get accused of using photoshop. 3. Kendall Jenner View Photo Kendall Jenner showed her followers that she IS capable of wearing clothes that cover her ASSets in this selfie. 2. Snoop Dogg View Photo Can we really expect anything besides a bong selfie from Snoop Dogg? (Are you surprised he’s #2 on this list?) Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 1. Kylie Jenner View Photo The #1 most selfie-obsessed celebrity? Kylie Jenner!!!! At over 451 selfies, is anyone surprised by her win on this list? (Is this really a win?) The End. Up Next: ” 25 Self(ie)-Obsessed Celebrities .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
