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Kim Kardashian Dressed Like a Fat Exotic Animal for her Birthday of the Day

The BIG news today is that Kim Kardashian is squeezed her fat ass into a tight dress for her birthday that is pretty much advertising hat she’s no longer a spring chicken and is just one year away from 30, not that anyone could think of her as a spring chicken, since we are all tainted by the screenshots her getting fucked by some black dude in video…..and when a girl fucks a black dude in video, you know she’s been thru a whole lot of other dudes first. This wasn’t a losing my viriginity lets document the shit for future references and memories so I can show my kid, it was the type of situation where she let a motherfucker piss on her and I don’t know about you, but most girls need to be pretty well practiced in the pussy to let a motherfucker piss on them and the sex tape was more a “let’s generate some buzz, make some money, follow Paris’ lead and do all that shit because I have no shame and I am a whore” and everyone knows pornstars start out sluts before doing porn… Either way, she’s a fat slob of a woman with a dirty cunt who is too old to jerk off to but some of you like her, so here are the pics. Pics via Bauer and via Fame

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Kim Kardashian Dressed Like a Fat Exotic Animal for her Birthday of the Day

Chelsy Davy Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

I have posted pictures of Chelsy Davy in a Bikini and I’ve posted some hacked facebook pictures of Chelsy Davy Hacked Facebook Bikini and Fish Pics so I know a bit about her, like that she is a rich kid who dated one of the Prince’s in England, but who is no longer dating him…. So these are pictures of Chelsy Davy demonstrating that if you use your vagina to fuck yourself into Royalty because your rich family just isn’t high enough on the social ladder because Royalty is the top of the fucking charts, over the course of a couple of years before your plan fails and that Royal motherfucker moves onto fresher pussy…..the paparazzi care about who and what you do, where you go and how drunk or high you are…..because I guess they just can’t let go and move on as easily as the Prince can.

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Chelsy Davy Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

Torrie Wilson Gets Wets

I thought that once “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me out of Here” ended, Torrie Wilson would’ve catapulted into celebrity stardom… I guess I was wrong. Actually, I knew that it wouldn’t, but the little guy between my legs was pulling (no pun intended) for her

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Joanna Krupa Dancing Ass With Dancing Men of the Day

Here are some pictures of Joanna Krupa in an almost hot dress that I’ve had lying around the last couple of days. If you don’t remember her, she was some bottom feeder model and actor who some how managed to get on Dancing With The Stars, a show that normally goes after has-beens, but that her people went after for her, because it will be the single biggest thing in her career, I mean except the American cock she sucked when she was 5 and moved to America. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Miranda Kerr and Her Skinny Model Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr showing off her legs in some hipster lookin’ mini skirt, I figure shit’s worth posting because I went to the trouble of uploading them and I’m really not sure why, making this one of the many lazy, useless posts on the site, because let’s face it, if you were me, you would have quit doing this bullshit years ago. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kristin Cavallari’s Legs Under the Table of the Day

I can honestly say that the only thing that this site really offers the world and by world I mean my 1 reader, is that we can satisfy some of our fantasies that would otherwise get us in trouble if we were to satisfy them in public. You see whenever I go anywhere where a chick is sitting, I get busted trying to stare at them under the table

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Kristin Cavallari’s Legs Under the Table of the Day

Taylor Momsen in Her Fetish Gear of the Day

Everyone focused so much attention on Miley Cyrus and her virginity or slutty behavior when she was supposed to be this wholesome rolemodel to young girls everywhere. Meanwhile, the producers of Gossip Girl have created their own teenage whore and they don’t even try to hide the shit. From fetish leather skirts for old men to fantasize about cumming all over them, to her porn hair for old men to fantasizing cumming all over it, to the thick make-up and old men fantasize about contributing to by cumming all over it, and the whole thing is just far too crazy for me to grasp how they get away with the shit, it’s like sex offending or kiddie porn, since you can’t fuck girls under 18 in the USA but you can in Canada so I don’t get cockteased by her like the producers want me to, there are hotter 16 year olds in the local Starbucks I can legally fuck and masturbate to, so I really don’t find her hot, but someone does and they are over-sexualizing her and I find the whole thing kinda funny…but not all that funny… Pics via Bauer

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Miranda Kerr’s Long Model Legs in France of the Day

Here is some quality pussy. You know the kind of woman who looks like she enjoys horseback riding on her country estate, like her life is a Ralph Lauren ad, when she’s not too busy delicately doing everything she does like the classy fuckin’ lady she is. She seems like she smells like luxury, the kind of girl you’d eat on on her period cuz her period is more pure than the trash vagina you’ve got with, and unfortunately for you, her blueblooded kind doesn’t go for trailer park cock like you, in fact it is safe to say you will never meet her in your lifetime, but you sure as hell can jerk off to her, and most of the time, that’s more fun than knowing her

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Kristen Bell Pullin Stunts on the Red Carpet of the Day

I didn’t understand the interest in Kristen Bell, or as I like to call her the voice of Gossip Girl because she wasn’t quite willing to fully dive into that show, but figured she might as well make money off it, which is really okay with me, because I don’t find her anything much to look at so not seeing her works for me, even though watching Gossip Girl doesn’t really happen in my life…. But, she’s got a vagina, so she makes the fuckin’ cut, but that doesn’t mean she’s not one of the most overrated vaginas in Hollywood…and here she is pulling stunts in Australia, because she’s awkward like that, but not the kind of stunts a normal person can masturbate to, which works out perfectly for you cuz you are weird. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Latoya Jackson’s Big Fake Alien TIts of the Day

I have a confession to make. I had a Latoya Jackson VHS tape given to me years ago that was produced by Playboy, that pretty much featured her in 3 or 4 different scenes where she danced around naked. I don’t remember if their was any softcore lesbianism, but there was definitely trimmed muff, and I definitely masturbated to it because it was the 90s and my options were limited

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Latoya Jackson’s Big Fake Alien TIts of the Day