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Shakira Has Short Legs of the Day

Everyone is freaking the fuck out about Shakira’s body because she’s done her latin dance proper enough to lose the extra weight on her small titted backside, but all I see is a bitch with uncomfortably short legs. I’m talking bitch strugglin’ walking up stairs or getting into cars, or doin’ regular everyday Columbian things, like running from the police or drug sniffing dogs, and I don’t mean to be picky, cuz this bitch looks hotter than most, has more flavor than most and has the weirdest dance moves that would feel good on my penis at least based on her music video, bit seeing her in this ridiculous shoes is straight up Halloweening….yes, I just invented a word

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Stephanie Pratt’s Unfortunate Last Name of the Day

I am not going to say that Stephanie Pratt is hot, because her face looks like a pile of fucking shit after I ate my wife’s make-up one night when I was fuckin’ drunk, but I am trying to ignore the fact that she is not only on the biggest piece of garbage to hit televison since Laguna Beach, I am also going to really try to ignore that she is only on the show because she is related to Spencer Pratt, and not the kind of related you don’t mind being, like second cousins or some shit, because this bitch fell out of the same fucking pussy as him. I am doing my best to appreciate her tight skinny body, because in this day and age, it’s a rarity because that whole obesity crisis is taking the fuck over, and girls who would have been hot are now fat and ugly girls who are skinny are considered hot just because we have limited options and take what we can fucking get and the way I’m doing that is imagining that if I was know I was going to fuck her, I’d go out and fuck the dirtiest street whore I could find a few weeks earlier, without a condom, in hopes of getting AIDS, that I can pass onto her and in turn the entire cast of The Hills because they use the same port-o-potty or some shit..pretty much saving the fucking world from the garbage these assholes spew

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Amber Heard’s Legs Posing with Zombies of the Day

Amber Heard is some actor in the movie Zombieland. She is also an idiot and was quoted saying something along the lines that she decided to not be a model because modeling takes no talent but acting has substance, something I’m sure 95 percent of actors agree with and 95 percent of non-actors laugh at cuz we all know these cunts are just scamming all of us and getting paid big money for the shit. She was posing with a zombie cuz zombie’s are the new vampires and lookin’at her, I realize that I wouldn’t mind eating her brains, and by brains I mean pussy

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Kevin Federline’s New Girlfriend Legs of the Day

Her name is Victoria Prince and her claim to fame is that she is dating Kevin Federline and I wonder how that shit happened. I mean we all know the story of the man with the potent sperm and ability to get anyone pregnant, that he practiced on some black chick before perfecting on Britney, you know cuz when he was in there he didn’t want to fuck up the lottery ticket god had given him and his piece of trash self. Was she a Britney fan and wanted all things Britney?

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Mary-Kate Olsen and Her Hot Legs of the Day

I don’t know why I downloaded this shit, and by shit I mean Mary Kate Olsen, I never was into her, not even when she was underage and I never understood the hype about them. Now she looks like she’s dying / Michael Jackson, and I guess that’s what happens when your youth was robbed from you back when Bob Saget first inserted his cock in her when he got carried away changing her diapers.

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Nadine Coyle Showing Off Her Skinny Legs of the Day

Hey ladies, if you’re legs aren’t this thin, that means you’re fat and no guy will want to fuck you. Develop an eating disorder or a workout adiction now, because like Nadine Coyle you may end up on a shitty site no one reads, or in a relationship with a shitty Football player named Jason Bell who no one wants to sign a contract with, or even with a shitty career no one cares about. Seriously, her legs are disgusting to most, but all I see a commitment to lookin’ good that American girls just don’t have, they’re too busy eating McDonald’s

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This Bitch Has The Dumbest Name Ever of the Day

Her name is Michela Quattrociocche, she is an Italian actress and model who I’ve never heard of. She is 19 and engaged to some soccer player in the UK named ALberto, like the Shampoo, and I am only posting these pictures of her because her name is so stupid I’d love to learn how to write it on her ass with cum. It turns out she’s making her way to the USA by staring in some movie called Christmas in Beverly Hills that I am predicting is gonna sweep all the awards at this year’s Oscars….or it’ll go straight to DVD….it can really go either way with a name so catchy… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Monk Showing Off Her Pussy

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Everyone likes Sophie Monk. I’m starting to think she looks like some kind of puppet with a rubber face, and not entirely human, but maybe that’s what people are lookin’ for these days, or maybe people just like her because she’s a nice girl with a whole lot of substance, I mean that’s the only explanation why her ex-Fiance would leave her for a vapid little whore with herpes like Paris Hilton, you know cuz Sophie Monk just had some much to offer than dude thought he couldn’t live up to her god-like personalty and shoved his dick into the fuckin’ sewage pipe that is Paris Hilton….or maybe, just maybe Paris Hilton was a step up from this bottom-feeding whore…
I know every post I write about Sophie Monk is about how she got cheated on with Paris Hilton, but I just think that explains a lot about her and why she doesn’t have a fuckin’ career and pays the paparazzi to follow her around to give the illusion that she is famous, you know because she’s got nothing to offer and even Paris Hilton’s got more substance….which says a whole lot about her considering the dead squirrel I saw in an alley had more substance than Paris Hilton because at least the fuckin’ thing could feed a couple homeless dudes…
EIther way, Here she is showing off some leg, but not some pussy, cuz she hasn’t really figured out what we all care about….that’s why she’s barely famous and paying people to leak stories and take pics of her….

Here she is at some other event…..

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Stacy Keibler’s Sitll Got Serious Legs of the Day

I know she wasn’t in a horrible motorcycle accident, or that she’s not a diabetic who doesn’t follow treatment, or one of those weirdos who obsesses over losing limbs even though they don’t need to lose limbs. I know she didn’t step on a land mind, I know she wasn’t tortured by enemy spies, I know she didn’t get the flesh eating disease and I know she’s not an amputee, so obviously she would still have legs, I just didn’t remember how amazing they were….you know cuz this bitch is hardly relevant anymore… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Monk and Her Boring Scandal in Leggings of the Day

Sophie Monk is part of another bullshit scandal that she’s staged to get people talking about her.

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