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Kourtney Kardashian and Her Pregnant Tits of the Day

Here’s more proof that the Kardashian’s are breeding like the rodents they fuckin’ are, as a pregnant Kourtney Kardashian walks around showing off her fatty pregnant tits. I can’t even imagine what kind of cunt this family is going to produce

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Audrina Patridge and her Little Dress of the Day

Audrina is looking different to me. I’ve never watched The Hills, but know I hate it, so I could be totally wrong and maybe she always looked like this and really it doesn’t matter

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Sophie Monk’s Nipples Aren’t The Only Things That Are Sharp

What’s this I see? Sophie Monk holding hands with a guy!?! I’m seriously disappointed… It turns out Sophie’s new boyfriend is a plastic surgeon and he better keep his scalpel away for Sophie ’s tight body. The only thing that should be butchering Sophie’s body is the scalpel between my legs

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Federer’s Between The Legs Shot

Here is a video of my Tennis Boyfriend #2 hitting a ridiculous backwards shot between his legs.

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Miranda Kerr is Touching Her Tit of the Day

Victoria’s Secret / Sports Illustrated supermodel from Australia with the wide face that is better at catching cum that little faces, is in New York City for Fashion Week and she’s walking around in a tight strapless dress holding her tit so that it doesn’t fall out and crossing her legs so she doesn’t flash her panties, like we haven’t already seen her pretty much naked before. I figure if you’re a whore and get paid to get half fuckin’ naked, it doesn’t hurt to give a little back for fuckin’ free every once in a while, playing the prude, shy bitch acting all coy and cute just doesn’t work, cuz we all know if we had 10,000 dollars an hour, we could book you’re skinny model ass I want to fuck, like the expensive whore you are

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Lindsay Lohan’s Lookin’ Hot When Shopping of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is in New York, probably for fashion week, you know, to feed her fashion addcition, and chronic spending habits, that I don’t really know why I know about, but know that being the first up on the newest designs or some shit is probably a big deal to her. Sure, I don’t fully understand because if I had my choice I wouldn’t wear clothes out of the house, unfortunately everytime I try that, I get stopped before leaving my building by either a neighbor or janitor or whoever the fuck is hanging around cuz we are a compound of degenerate, jobless bums…..so the whole concept of spending money on clothes is insane to me to begin with and even when I was working a couple decades ago, before the whole alcoholism really took a hold of my life and dictated my future, I never fell for that levis crap back when they were only 50 dollars, so I don’t really grasp how anyone fall for the new scam and spend 1000 dollars on a pair of jeans, even if you’re a bored ex-starlet who gets a nice risidual check on DVD sales from the last movie she did 10 years ago and can afford it.

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Lindsay Lohan — No Means No

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Lindsay Lohan Who needs Twitter, when you’ve got an ironic t-shirt to get your thoughts across?With a slew of rehab stints in her past, Lindsay Lohan flashed a peace sign, her legs and a sobering anti-drug message to fans in Beverly Hills this weekend.LiLo is the … Permalink

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Shenae Grimes is a Grimey Piece of Shenae(t) in No Pants of the Day

Here are some pictures living up to her name, lookin’ like some Grimey piece of Shenae(T) that escaped the halfway house down my street where ex drug addicted hookers and knocked up teenagers where I’ve volunteered to hustle pussy but got rejected when they asked me why I was volunteering and I said to hustle desperate pussy. I have always said that Shenae Grimes is ugly and have even had arguments with the one person I know who knows who this bitch is about how she fucking sucks and that person was a 15 year old girl who was addicted to Degrassi and autistic so what the fuck does she know…. So maybe Sheane needs to invest in a bigger pair of glasses cuz clearly her glasses aren’t strong enough for her to see how ugly she is and not big enough to cover that shit up for the rest of us.

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Pixie Lott’s Stupid Face is Ready to Takeover of the Day

Pixie Lott is going to be the next big thing because her record label and management are paying the paparazzi to release pictures of her. She’s already in the charts in the UK and will be here, so this is the next idol to your hot teenage girls I want to take to Disneyworld the second I can afford to, which will be never or at least around the time they turn 30, so you don’t have to think I’m a predator or anything, I’m just the kind of guy who like to plan my pussy for the future, get in with them when they are young and non-judgemental, cuz older girls can be such bitches who look at me with disgust, when in reality behind all these sleaze is a real classy 40 year old who just happens to smell like fuckin’ urine all the time. Either way, people find her hot, people like her music, the whole thing is just another story of a bitch getting richer than me before she gets her period and here are the pics of her and in the event you were wondering, she’s 18, so this post isn’t as creepy as you’d probably like, weirdo….

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Jenny Slate and Nasim Pedrad

TV BUZZ : SNL has hired two more ladies, so Kristen Wiig has a chance to pee at some point during the show. Or there will just be two more cocktail waitresses lurking at the back of every sketch. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment